Jackson wanted to play a car...

[headscratcher4]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040323/ap_en_ce/jackson_movie

Ok, the sick jokes like "fill'er up" and "check my dip-stick" are just to crude to resist...

[Evolver]

gets ridden around by a boy

That just about says it all.

I take it he'd be a white car.

[Silicon]

Yeah, that's not wierd at all....