Are you people Blind!!!

[alandwells]

I don't know much but I know a Robot when I see one :eye-poppi

I recently watched an episode of InFact, I can't remember which one, and although it was informative, well presented and professionally produced, it was obvious to me that Mr.Dunning is in-fact a robot. He has been constructed of course by the government or big pharma or possibly the Illuminati for the sole purpose of polluting our minds with his accurate descriptions of science and fact.

I was able to deduce this from my sample size of one episode, I observed that BD did not blink once, watch an episode yourself and make your own conclusions but isn't it obvious this is not altogether entirely normal behavior. If its not robotics it must be Aliens or something.

Have you not also noticed that Brian Dunning is an anagram of Brain Dung Inn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is either what we are supposed to be subjected too from him or a bar somewhere. After a few more hours I came up with Bad Ring In Nun.......make of that what you will!

[Guybrush Threepwood]

......make of that what you will!

I make not very good Poe of it.

C-
must try harder

And welcome to the forum ;)

[Eddie Dane]

Remember when people that don't blink were correctly identified as shape-shifting aliens?

Kids nowadays see a non blinking Illuminati overlord and start jumping to outrageous conclusions like robots.

This is a sceptics forum, godammit!

[Davidlpf]

You are right brian dunning is a robot. We have him connect via wi-fi to a super computer about the size of a house. Every time he goes on location it is a huge operation to keep the bitrate up so it does not appear to slow down. The skeptoid.com OS is even more complicated than the WATSON software. Watson was just a smokescreen to make people thaink that was state of the art even though it was several years old. George W. software was more complicated than Watson but not as complicated as Brian Dunning. Our current project is codenamed Palin.

[Eddie Dane]

You are right brian dunning is a robot. We have him connect via wi-fi to a super computer about the size of a house. Every time he goes on location it is a huge operation to keep the bitrate up so it does not appear to slow down. The skeptoid.com OS is even more complicated than the WATSON software. Watson was just a smokescreen to make people thaink that was state of the art even though it was several years old. George W. software was more complicated than Watson but not as complicated as Brian Dunning. Our current project is codenamed Palin.

I'm glad you guys finally ironed out all the motor-skill glitches.
Nixon didn't have a very convincing walk at all, and we couldn't keep playing the polio-card like with Roosevelt.

Remember when we tried to let Clinton smoke a cigar?
Our controller had a heart attack and fell on the joystick.

Boy, did Monica look surprised!

[Davidlpf]

You are getting better in the language centers, gore was robotic, Bidens has to be fixed a little it makes too many mistakes.

[Tomtomkent]

Of course he is a robot. It is amazing he doesn't say "Engage sarcasm mode" in a Krytonesque way at the start of each episode.

Or he just didn't blink y'know

[not daSkeptic]

Hooray! Another experiment in forum impulse response!! :D

[shandyjan]

I'm glad you guys finally ironed out all the motor-skill glitches.
Nixon didn't have a very convincing walk at all, and we couldn't keep playing the polio-card like with Roosevelt.

Remember when we tried to let Clinton smoke a cigar?
Our controller had a heart attack and fell on the joystick.

Boy, did Monica look surprised!

Naughty! And very, very funny :D

[Dinwar]

Remember when we tried to let Clinton smoke a cigar?
Our controller had a heart attack and fell on the joystick.

Yeah, and then we had to fire the guy in charge of the arm function after the Bush-Pretzel issue. We seem to be doing a good job with Obama, except when the frat broke in and shouted "BEER SUMMIT!!!!!!" into the micropohne.

On the plus side, our Japanese division is making amazing headway with holograms (and man can I tell you the controlers were THRILLED when we told them there'd be no more "snactastrophies").

The real problem is moving this to Europe. They've got that whole organic programing thing going on--vat-grown, with the Agenda hard-wired in. Hard to compete with a system like that, I've got to tell you, but our dev team is hoping unassassinatable world leaders will be a selling point. Of course, no one listens to MY suggestion (lasers built into the eyes--WE'RE ALREADY PROJECTING LIGHT, PEOPLE, why not go the next step?!). :mad:

[Skeptic Ginger]

Who the heck is Brain Dunning?

[Alan]

Who the heck is Brain Dunning?
Presenter of Skeptoid and InFact. And author of some Skeptoid books.
uwcRxssifo8

[alandwells]

I make not very good Poe of it.

C-
must try harder

And welcome to the forum ;)

I resent your implication that I showed no blatent display of humor, I really did try for that at least....

C- story of my life,

Thanks for the welcome ;)

[mysteronyx]

Presenter of Skeptoid and InFact. And author of some Skeptoid books.
uwcRxssifo8

Brain Dunning did no such thing. :)

[Skeptic Ginger]

Presenter of Skeptoid and InFact. And author of some Skeptoid books.
uwcRxssifo8

I see. It's all becoming clear now. I'm often slow with the jokes.

Welcome, alandwells.

[Pythonic]

I'm aware of the robots among us, too. Fortunately, most are on a short extension cord so can't chase you very far.

[cjhepburn]

I don't know much but I know a Robot when I see one :eye-poppi

I recently watched an episode of InFact, I can't remember which one, and although it was informative, well presented and professionally produced, it was obvious to me that Mr.Dunning is in-fact a robot. He has been constructed of course by the government or big pharma or possibly the Illuminati for the sole purpose of polluting our minds with his accurate descriptions of science and fact.

I was able to deduce this from my sample size of one episode, I observed that BD did not blink once, watch an episode yourself and make your own conclusions but isn't it obvious this is not altogether entirely normal behavior. If its not robotics it must be Aliens or something.

Have you not also noticed that Brian Dunning is an anagram of Brain Dung Inn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is either what we are supposed to be subjected too from him or a bar somewhere. After a few more hours I came up with Bad Ring In Nun.......make of that what you will!
Wow... That was harsh... I can't imagine what you might think of Mr Dunning if he had neglected to move or speak fast enough.

However, in all fairness I'm sure you know "much" more than you think you do and I hope you had time to hear what he was saying. Very interesting, really!

[M167A1]

He's not a robot...

E's made of wood...

[Bram Kaandorp]

He's not a robot...

E's made of wood...

Please elaborate.

Cheers

[M167A1]

Sorry Bram,

I was joking, its a weak Monty Python reference. Although we could test the "Wooden Brian" theory by sawing him in half and counting his rings. :D

[Bram Kaandorp]

Sorry Bram,

I was joking, its a weak Monty Python reference. Although we could test the "Wooden Brian" theory by sawing him in half and counting his rings. :D

I got the joke :D

Maybe milking it wasn't the best option.

Cheers

P.S. A newt?