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subgenius
6th March 2003, 11:54 PM
Saddam tells troops to swim

- President Saddam Hussein has ordered Iraqi troops to go swimming as they wait for the long-threatened US attack, Iraqi newspapers said on Thursday.

Regular swimming would improve their physical condition ready for the fight ahead, said Saddam, who is noted as a keen amateur swimmer himself.

"Don't forget swimming," the president told a meeting of army officers and lower ranks, according to the reports.

"When we were like you, we did not limit our time swimming to one, two or three hours, but we swam as often as we could," he added.
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He noted that it was "easier to swim in the sea than in a river, because of the salinity".

Saddam has been seen several times on television swimming across the Tigris river, which runs through Baghdad.

http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/Offbeat/0,5583,2-1343-1347_1329605,00.html

A brilliant theoritician, and worth trillions to outsmart.

fishbob
7th March 2003, 12:04 AM
Saddam has been seen several times on television swimming across the Tigris river, which runs through Baghdad. In other words, he's all wet? How does he find the time in his busy schedule of thwarting the last superpower to dash over and take his daily dip?

Drooper
7th March 2003, 02:11 AM
Anybody remeber Mao's annual swims down the Yellow river.

He regularly broke every world record going, right into his 70s.

Drooper
7th March 2003, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by subgenius
[B]Saddam has been seen several times on television swimming across the Tigris river, which runs through Baghdad.


That is his swimming double. You know, just like you get underwater Action Man, pilot Action Man.

Action Man was modelled on Saddam.

Jedi Knight
7th March 2003, 03:33 AM
Yeah, send all the Iraqi troops swimming, Saddam. There are some Navy Seals there with harpoons waiting lol.

JK