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TjW
5th May 2011, 08:10 AM
I hadn't thought of this until recently, but even conspirators have to buy their furniture somewhere.

Grassy Knowlington
5th May 2011, 09:38 AM
I hadn't thought of this until recently, but even conspirators have to buy their furniture somewhere.

Well, the IKEA UK website says, I quote, "IKEA is closely monitoring the situation in Japan after the earthquake, tsunami and nuclear incidents and taking action accordingly".

The llluminati must be running IKEA hence this obvious statement of IKEA's importance with regard to such events.

TraneWreck
5th May 2011, 10:06 AM
Yeah, that's where we have to shop, it kind of sucks.

WHy do you think we're trying to enslave the American populace through Chem-trails and flouride in the water? We need slave labor to build furniture so we can save ourselves from the particle board menace of IKEA.

The only reason we haven't gone after IKEA directly is because of the quality of the meatballs they despense at their outlets.

ApolloGnomon
5th May 2011, 10:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CacaC88wyVg

IKEA carts: clearly based on HAARP technology

timhau
5th May 2011, 12:13 PM
The title of this thread is pure win.

excaza
5th May 2011, 12:14 PM
They're injecting mind control drugs into the meatballs.

abaddon
5th May 2011, 12:43 PM
The title of this thread is pure win.

Gotta admit it tickled my sense of humour. Genius :D

Alferd_Packer
5th May 2011, 01:36 PM
Like so many others, I have become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.

KoihimeNakamura
5th May 2011, 02:06 PM
.. you know you're supposed to be silent? No more meatballs for any of you.

Especially you, Agent 352.

Myron Proudfoot
5th May 2011, 02:29 PM
that explains those funky little wrenches, and why everything at Ikea has code names!

KoihimeNakamura
5th May 2011, 02:49 PM
*static* Somerset, add Myron Proudfoot to the red list.

(More seriously: Man those wrenches are annoying.)

abaddon
5th May 2011, 03:11 PM
.. you know you're supposed to be silent? No more meatballs for any of you.

Especially you, Agent 352.

No more sucking on the FSM? (bless his noodly apendage)

ArmillarySphere
5th May 2011, 03:45 PM
I for one welcome our Scandinavian overlords.

dropzone
5th May 2011, 05:04 PM
Well, the IKEA UK website says, I quote, "IKEA is closely monitoring the situation in Japan after the earthquake, tsunami and nuclear incidents and taking action accordingly".So they will be making their products out of a material more likely to survive an earthquake than MDF and oddball fasteners?