So I finally decided to accept Christ...

[c4ts]

Ha ha ha! April Fools! :D

[Marquis de Carabas]

I except Christ on a daily basis.

[Dragonrock]

I didn't accept Christ, he called collect and I figured if he's too cheap to pay long-distance then what could he do for me?

[c4ts]

You know what they say: Jesus saves but Moses invests.

[Nyarlathotep]

I found God too.


Apparently he had managed to slip between the cushions of my couch. I only found him because I was looking for my remote.

[evildave]

I let Jesus into my life... and the little bastard drank all my beer!

[MLynn]

For today only, I guess I am an a-theist :( Everyone pray for me, please - ;)
I need my whippet

[Psi Baba]

...mas presents all year 'round. Bring 'em on!

[UserGoogol]

But Christ used 1800-Collect. He would have saved you a buck or two. Because Jesus saves.

[Silicon]

Pascal's wager finally do it?

Or was it "Liar, Lunatic or Lemur?"

howbout:

"God said it. I believe it. Shut up."

[scribble]

Originally posted by MLynn
I need my whippet

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

[Yahweh]

Folks, I'm not really the Yahweh from the bible...






















APRIL FOOLS! :)

[Riddick]

Originally posted by c4ts
Ha ha ha! April Fools! :D
Dang, you is young aintcha?