Unemployed Firecracker Engineer Invents Vibrating Rock

[The idea]

The New Testament tells us that God can raise up Jews from the stones. Can God raise up Quakers from stones? An unemployed firecracker engineer who accepted the premise that fire is not a toy has decided that vibrating rocks are a toy. He has released the inner Quaker buried deep within the cold-hearted and cynical rock. Now, who here thinks that God has the mind power to compete with that brilliant human engineer? Contribute to this thread if you believe that there is a God and that God has a mind more powerful than your mind. Remember people, if you don't keep up with the Joneses, our Ivy League Post Secondary Institutions may suffer financial catastrophe.

[RandFan]

Originally posted by The idea
The New Testament tells us that God can raise up Jews from the stones. Can God raise up Quakers from stones? An unemployed firecracker engineer who accepted the premise that fire is not a toy has decided that vibrating rocks are a toy. He has released the inner Quaker buried deep within the cold-hearted and cynical rock. Now, who here thinks that God has the mind power to compete with that brilliant human engineer? Contribute to this thread if you believe that there is a God and that God has a mind more powerful than your mind. Remember people, if you don't keep up with the Joneses, our Ivy League Post Secondary Institutions may suffer financial catastrophe. I have to work on Monday. That is why I don't drink on Sundays. I envy those who can do copious amounts of drugs or get pissed the day before work.

Have one for me idea.

[c4ts]

What the hell?

Er... um... why yes, I do enjoy stone ground Quaker Oats.