Federation Enters Neutral Zone - No Sign of Klingons

[Pyrrho]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/08/sprj.irq.main/index.html


By U.N. mandate, no military activity other than a police presence by Iraq and Kuwait may take place in the DMZ. Technically, if U.S. troops go through breaches in the demilitarized zone fence to enter Iraq from the south, they would be in violation of Security Council rules, and that would be reported to the United Nations.

U.S. officials said Friday that scenario was not a concern because any war with Iraq would be justified because of Iraq's treatment of Kuwait in the past and possible mistreatment in the future.


All this because some kid lost a ball on the Iraqi side...

[shemp]

Klingons have been spotted hanging around Uranus.

[zakur]

Originally posted by pyrrho2000
All this because some kid lost a ball on the Iraqi side... The Iraqis aren't naïve. Clearly that 'kid' was a highly trained CIA midget assassin.

[Doctor X]

At this point, have we established that the Iraqis have the ball?

We need an international commission with lots and lots and lots of money to investigate their complaince with kicking balls back.

--J.D.

[Doubt]

Originally posted by zakur
The Iraqis aren't naïve. Clearly that 'kid' was a highly trained CIA midget assassin.

You are insulting CIA assassins. They prefer to be called vertically challenged assassins.:D

[Agammamon]

This is the SS Iraqi People, we have struck a gravitic mine . . . life supp . . failing. Can you assist us Bush?