North Korea says it will put New York "To the torch" lol

[Jedi Knight]

The nutcase regime in North Korea is at it again. (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/03/07/1046826533281.html)

Now they are saying they are going to put New York to the torch. I think it is time to send Bruce Willis and his conservative masculine Seal Team into North Korea and take out those Prozac candidates and torch Kim Il's Daffy Duck collection.

JK

[The Fool]

Jedi, From the Sydney morning Herald atricle you linked to.

"North Korea would launch a ballistic missile attack on the United States if Washington made a pre-emptive strike against the communist state's nuclear facility, the man described as Pyongyang's "unofficial spokesman" claimed yesterday."

Firstly, congratulations on recognising the superiority of Australian newspapers. However there is a problem, the person who said this is an "unofficial spokesman" . What is that?






Also, sorry to break this to you but Mr Willis is an actor. If he was sent on a military mission he would probably s**t himself

:)

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by The Fool
Jedi, From the Sydney morning Herald atricle you linked to.

"North Korea would launch a ballistic missile attack on the United States if Washington made a pre-emptive strike against the communist state's nuclear facility, the man described as Pyongyang's "unofficial spokesman" claimed yesterday."

Firstly, congratulations on recognising the superiority of Australian newspapers. However there is a problem, the person who said this is an "unofficial spokesman" . What is that?






Also, sorry to break this to you but Mr Willis is an actor. If he was sent on a military mission he would probably **** himself

:)

That unoffical spokeman has walk-in access to the leader of North Korea and is a powerful member of the North Korean Communist Party.

Willis would decimate enemy soldiers on the battlefield if he decided to go, especially North Koreans. Go see the movie and watch Willis in action.

JK

Oh yeah well Willis can walk barefoot on real glass! SO there!

[The Fool]

Originally posted by Whodini
Oh yeah well Willis can walk barefoot on real glass! SO there!

He can also give his kids stupid names! That MUST mean he is a big star.

[The Fool]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


That unoffical spokeman has walk-in access to the leader of North Korea and is a powerful member of the North Korean Communist Party.



JK
But until he is accredited by the North Korean Govt anything he says is said by "A North Korean" not "North Korea" agree?

[Badger]

Now, now, now, guys.

JK has a point, and I do believe Bruce Willis could decimate the North Koreans.

You ever heard him sing on his album, Return of Bruno?

Originally posted by Badger
Now, now, now, guys.

JK has a point, and I do believe Bruce Willis could decimate the North Koreans.

You ever heard him sing on his album, Return of Bruno?
I like willis singing, he has a nice voice.:D

edited to add as I put whoops not JK singing not Willis, I have never heard Jk singing so can't comment on it. I knew what I meant.:D

[Agammamon]

Also, it would be a bit difficult for NK to torch New York as the TD-2 has a range of only 3500km (and has never been sucessfully test fired) which would barely reach across the Pacific carrying a 500kg payload. To make matters worse, the No-Dong missile (range 1300km) has a CEP of 3,000m, so imagine how inaccurate the TD-2 is. Time for lil' Kim to wake up, without nuke, the only thing he's likely to "torch" is some water.

edited to correct a unit error

[Crossbow]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


That unoffical spokeman has walk-in access to the leader of North Korea and is a powerful member of the North Korean Communist Party.

Willis would decimate enemy soldiers on the battlefield if he decided to go, especially North Koreans. Go see the movie and watch Willis in action.

JK

Well as long as we are going to wage war via movies,

let us ask all ask Dorthy to drop a house on Kim in North Korea and solve the problem that way.

Perhaps if we a good job, then we can turn that old barn into a theater!

:p