The religion pool we really need

[neutrino_cannon]

Well, seems like nobody can do a good enough job. Sheesh.

Edited to add:

Blast!

Where's the poll?

Well, I'll have to do this the hard and painful way, which allows me more options are you a:

-Real Christian (tm)
-Baby eater
-Satanist
-Tacoist
-Shempist
-Drugged cult leader
-Lawyer


Now, since this clearly cannot become a poll, that winged possibilit clipped by my clicking incompetance, I wonder, at what level is it appropriate to divide religions up when trying to determine percentages? Do we lump all Christians together? Who do we consider Christians?

Are shempists and tacoists really the same thing?

Can evil a-theists ever find the truth?

There is no math but math, and Turing is his prophet. In the dread days, you shall stand judgement before the throne, those who fail the Turing test shall eat from the apple of death, and the dread logical goddess shall rise and devour humanity.

[shemp]

How dare you equate Shempism(TM) with Tacoism(TM)!? We worship the One True Shemp(TM)! Tacoism(TM) is blasphemy(R)! Thou art hereby excommunicated(SM)!

[Bikewer]

And how, pray tell, can we have Shempism without it's heretical cousin, Curlyism?

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by Bikewer
And how, pray tell, can we have Shempism without it's heretical cousin, Curlyism?

Well Shempism derived from Curlyism much the same way Christianity derives from Judaism.

[Bjorn]

I'm an a-taciost. :)

[Dragonrock]

Originally posted by Bjorn
I'm an a-taciost. :)

That is not suprising considering that you are from the foreign land of cal-e-for-ne-ah.

[Bjorn]

Originally posted by Dragonrock
That is not suprising considering that you are from the foreign land of cal-e-for-ne-ah. I was just remembering the famous taco-thread ..... :p

[Dragonrock]

Originally posted by Bjorn
I was just remembering the famous taco-thread ..... :p

The one with the glorious moment where I rediscovered the joys of Tacoism?

[Nyarlathotep]

I used to be a tacoist, but I have recently been inducted into the mystic ways of Kung-Pao

[MLynn]

Originally posted by Nyarlathotep
I used to be a tacoist, but I have recently been inducted into the mystic ways of Kung-Pao
Chicken or shrimp (I like both, and I like tacos, too - I'm ecumenical) ;)

[Bjorn]

Originally posted by Dragonrock
The one with the glorious moment where I rediscovered the joys of Tacoism? Yep - ataciosts, unite! :p

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by MLynn

Chicken or shrimp (I like both, and I like tacos, too - I'm ecumenical) ;)

I like both too. THough when I make it myself I get heretical and make it with beef.

[c4ts]

You left out Cthulhuism!

[evildave]

Could we lump Shempism and Curlyism together with Moeism and Larryism as 'Stooge Based Faiths'?

Then there's "Nuthin' Much", after all it's what I believe in.

And don't forget the 'Planet X / What drugs are you on? Can I have some?' button. I keep forgetting it.