Forgotten Plot Twists

[Skeptic]

Unknown to us, many famous novels have had the last page, containing a plot twist, dropped by the printer. Can you restore it?

The lost last page of "The Lord of the Rings":

"OK", said Sauron. "I'll use the other ring."

Any other suggestions?

[Mr Manifesto]

A moron in the politics forum thinks that someone quoting a movie (http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39521) is making a serious statement about US soldiers. When he gets his ass handed to him by other members of the forum, he runs away and hopes everyone will forget about it.

Oh... You said 'plot twist'... My bad...

[The idea]

Originally posted by Mr Manifesto
A moron in the politics forum [...]
So now you want me to stop posting in the politics forum?
:p ;)

[Hutch]

Originally posted by The idea

So now you want me to stop posting in the politics forum?
:p ;)

Well, if you're stupid enough to argue about a thread you never contributed to, then I suggest you wait until enough brain cells have regenerated before doing so.

And besides, I think you're American' s sock puppet, not Skeptic's

[Gregory]

A thread blown completely off topic in the second post? Is that some sort of record?

[The idea]

Originally posted by Hutch
[...]I think you're American' s sock puppet, not Skeptic's
When clowns take off their makeup and costumes, do they become unhappy?

Source:
http://www.gadzillionthings.net/Think186.html

[Skeptic]

Originally posted by Gregory
A thread blown completely off topic in the second post? Is that some sort of record?

Hitler derailed a thread once...

[Nasarius]

A lame attempt to bring things back on topic:

Originally posted by Skeptic
Any other suggestions?

Romeo gets up five minutes later...the poison didn't kill him after all.

[Leif Roar]

Dorothy wakes up and discovers that it had been just a dream that she'd woken up and discovered that it had all been just a dream.

[RebeccaBradley]

"Frankly, Scarlett, I've thought it over, and maybe we should try counselling..."

[gnome]

(Independence Day)

Hey Daddy! What are those little round things in the sky shooting green bolts at us?

[FIfteen Iguana]

"Look out, Ishmael! It's Moby Dick JUNIOR!"

[Exposer]

The last page of the RETURN OF THE JEDI screenplay:

EXT. NIGHT - SPACE

A third DEATHSTAR maneuvers into position and, just as the joyus celebrations and dancing begin, blasts the Endor Moon to Kingdome Come.


:(

[phildonnia]

Having just experienced his fantasy of going to Earth and taking an artificial vacation on Mars, Arnold wakes up at his home on Jupiter.