ALien implant removal...

[headscratcher4]

http://www.abduct.com/irm.htm

[Goshawk]

My FAVORITE part:

I went out with this guy. We hit it off and he asked me for another date. He knows about my situation. So I felt he was aware of them, and besides, he is a very spiritual man. The morning of the day of our date, he was taking his shower when all of a sudden he felt like something was choking him, and he was not able to breathe. He said he was sliding down the shower wall and felt like he was a goner, when an image of my face came to him along with a message to stop. He knew they did not want him to see me again. So for a year he did not call me, and then all of a sudden he called me and said he wanted a date. But last night he called and broke it off again. This is the closest thing I've gotten to a relationship in eight months. So tell me, what happens to the other reptilian abductees concerning relationships?
Give that guy a gold medal for figuring out the fastest way to break up with this fruitcake he discovered he had inadvertently hooked up with.

And he went back a year later to see if she was over it, and she wasn't, so he's still got a ready out--"the aliens made him do it".

I love it.

The home page is a wowser, too.
http://www.abduct.com

Egad.

[Tanja]

I've seen very wierd websites before, but that is REALLY weird!The website contains this brilliant quote from the lady who owns it:
When I created this web site four years ago, my clients were being visited and abducted by the Greys. Things are different now. My clients are currently being traumatized and raped by the reptilians.

[Virgil]

the JREF needs to send out missionaries to educate the unwashed masses.


Man I don't know if I should laugh or cry for these people.



Virgil

[Nigel]

abduct.com has a homework helper for students. :rolleyes:

About 15 years ago, I was lucky enough to meet Phil Klass at a conference, where I bought a copy of his book UFO Abductions A Dangerous Game. He inscribed it to me, with the words, "May you be spared." Guess I've been pretty lucky....or maybe Phil's book has protected me (like a Burmese tiger trap).

[Batman Jr.]

I thought the "Greys" and the "Reptilians" were supposed to be the same people.

From abduct.com

When I created this web site four years ago, my clients were being visited and abducted by the Greys. Things are different now. My clients are currently being traumatized and raped by the reptilians.

It sounds more like some kind of alien dominatrix service.

[Camillus]

Originally posted by Batman Jr.
I thought the "Greys" and the "Reptilians" were supposed to be the same people.

The Greys are a synthetic race created by the Mi-Go as a front to study humanity.

The US government has been dealing with the Greys through MJ-12 since 1979 (although it's been aware of them for much longer) but is in denial that it is simply being used as part of the Mi-Go's programme of research. The Mi-Go (through their ciphers) toss MJ-12 tid-bits and the government in turn uses NRO DELTA agents to cover up Grey activity with disinformation campaigns, MK ULTRA reprogramming and good old assassination. We don't know what the long term goals of the Mi-Go are but they're not going to be pleasent for humanity.

The Reptilians may be another Mi-Go front but are most likely to be Serpent People scientists and sorcerers left over from the Earth's distant pre-history (the real history - not the show of smoke and mirrors that they put on to hide the TRUTH).

Hope that helps

[Zep]

This them?

http://www.planetnintendo.com/thewarpzone/boxes/godzilla.jpg

[Tanja]

Originally posted by Batman Jr.
I thought the "Greys" and the "Reptilians" were supposed to be the same people.

Hmmm...Zep, your avatar is grey and looks like a reptile to me. Are you an alien?

(edited to try to insert an image of Zep's avatar but failed miserably)

[Gaga]

When I created this web site four years ago, my clients were being visited and abducted by the Greys. Things are different now. My clients are currently being traumatized and raped by the reptilians.


[Dolce & Gabbana Voice] Honey, The grey is Out, Reptilians are trendy [/Dolce & Gabbana voice]

I don't know if I should laugh or be scared by this people (those making these claims - not the aliens...)

[Craig]

When I created this web site four years ago, my clients were being visited and abducted by the Greys. Things are different now. My clients are currently being traumatized and raped by the reptilians.

Ain't life a bitch?

If it's not one alien species it's another...

[coalesce]

From the site:

"Evaluations: three (3) maximum
A combination of e-mail and telephoneÊ
Free

Spirit Releasement (entities, ghosts)
$65

Implant Removal or Deactivation: Greys/ZetasÊÊÊÊÊ
$65

Implant Removal or Deactivation: Reptilian
$95"

Is Dr. Nick Riviera their doctor?

Michael

[Hexxenhammer]

Originally posted by Camillus


The Greys are a synthetic race created by the Mi-Go as a front to study humanity.

The US government has been dealing with the Greys through MJ-12 since 1979 (although it's been aware of them for much longer) but is in denial that it is simply being used as part of the Mi-Go's programme of research. The Mi-Go (through their ciphers) toss MJ-12 tid-bits and the government in turn uses NRO DELTA agents to cover up Grey activity with disinformation campaigns, MK ULTRA reprogramming and good old assassination. We don't know what the long term goals of the Mi-Go are but they're not going to be pleasent for humanity.

The Reptilians may be another Mi-Go front but are most likely to be Serpent People scientists and sorcerers left over from the Earth's distant pre-history (the real history - not the show of smoke and mirrors that they put on to hide the TRUTH).

Hope that helps I HATE those mean ol' Fungi from Yuggoth. We just need to say "Adios a Mi-Go."

[Fungrim]

Their Q&A section is absolutely hillarious. With question like "Should I baptize my alien hybrid children?" and "Why do I have unexplained nosebleeds?".

But of course, my favourite is "Top 10 Ways to be Abducted by Aliens "

1. Be born to an abductee.

2. Be related to an abductee.

3. Be married to an abductee.

4. Live with an abductee.

5. Spend time with an abductee.

So, there it is then. The best way of getting abducted is to listen to you mother telling you about it. And in fact, the 5 best ways are to be inspired by other abductees. Brilliant.

Btw: This is my first post here, so a big Hi to all Lovecraft fanatics and other intelligent beings. I think I'll be around a while.

[headscratcher4]

Number 11:

Watch TV with an Abductee.

Number 12:

Try on clothes at a store with Abudctees as clerks...(those little stalls for trying on clothes are notorious for alien activity...)

[Fungrim]

Nr. 13: Walk alone in a desolate place at night talking to an abductee on your mobile phone. Then claim it is all documented as the CIA secretly listened in on you call, everyone knows mobiles contains secret microphones controlled by the MIBs.

[Kess]

What a brilliant web site - enough raw material there for several Psychiatry PhD's, I should think.

[odorousrex]

I'm almost tempted to add fuel to their fire by suggesting that the "reptilians" are descendants of the Dinosaurs coming back to reclaim the planet. I bet they'd eat it up.


No....it's just too easy....

[Batman Jr.]

Originally posted by odorousrex

I'm almost tempted to add fuel to their fire by suggesting that the "reptilians" are descendants of the Dinosaurs coming back to reclaim the planet. I bet they'd eat it up.


No....it's just too easy....

That's the most foolish notion I've heard yet bandied about here. Everyone ought to know that the reptilians came from a planet where evolution was backwards, starting out with super-intelligent robots who created organic beings who eventually went on to genetically engineer them for their prospects in making for good leather upholstery.

[PinkRabbit]

When I look at things like this, I find myself wondering if the person is that dishonest, that insane, or if the answer is "yes."

The sad part is that they'll use anything including sinus problems and insomnia to try and convince people they're abuctees. Sheez.

[Batman Jr.]

They do stand to make a profit off of these people. I say it's a scam.

[PinkRabbit]

Oh, I definitely think it's a scam, but I often wonder how much they believe in what they're doing, how much they've rationalized their actions by convincing themselves they're "helping people," and how much they're just thieves.

It probably doesn't matter, but having been backstage if you will with a couple of pyschics who were far more screwed up and self deluded than any of their clients, I do find myself wondering these things.

[Bottle or the Gun]

Originally posted by Batman Jr.
I thought the "Greys" and the "Reptilians" were supposed to be the same people.

What are the aliens that look like tall swedes with their genitals placed halfway between their navel and sternum? I used to hear alot about them in conjunction with the greys, but maybe they are so ridiculous no one brings it up anymore.

[Darat]

Originally posted by Bottle or the Gun


What are the aliens that look like tall swedes with their genitals placed halfway between their navel and sternum? I used to hear alot about them in conjunction with the greys, but maybe they are so ridiculous no one brings it up anymore.

Good "reference sites"

http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/alien_races.htm

http://www.area51central.com/aliens/alientypes/

[Bottle or the Gun]

The Watcher Files image on the front page is hilarious. And the cut and paste job of the image is circa 1985 National Enquirer quality.

Is it a kindly alien-deity protecting our president and way of life, gently guiding us into the future, or evil alien overlord jerking the strings on his human puppet shadow government?

[RamblingOnwards]

When reading these sites, I find it impossible to tell if I'm reading a sci-fi reference guide or a straight faced attempt to detail alien species.

I'm not trying to be derogatory here - the process by which I can figure out if something is intended seriously or not is disrupted. It's an disorientating feeling.

[Darat]

Originally posted by RamblingOnwards
When reading these sites, I find it impossible to tell if I'm reading a sci-fi reference guide or a straight faced attempt to detail alien species.

I'm not trying to be derogatory here - the process by which I can figure out if something is intended seriously or not is disrupted. It's an disorientating feeling.

I agree.

When I was looking for link to the sexy swede that BOTG seems to fantasise about I found several sites that I just couldn’t tell if they were meant to be serious or not.

Very weird.

[Ralph]

Anybody want to take a guess as to what the "nominal fee" is for a "remote healing session".

I'd guess $250-$500............but I'm sure the clients get milked for whatever the "healers" are able to con out of them...........

[HarryKeller]

That quackjob George Noory of CoasttoCoastAM actually witnessed an Alien implant removal procedure and had a photo journalist plaster the phony photo's all over the station website. This is a simple knock off of the bogus "Offensive Organ" removal that took place in the Philippines so often during the 70's. Shaman spiritual doctor's in the PI would "Remove"(Through simple slight of hand)supposed diseased, or cancer laiden organs from the afflicted's body. The con men would use strips of Chicken dipped in Key-Ro syrup with red food coloring to resemble disembodied organs as well as give the appearence that "hands were at work in the body". These kooks were so good they would force the patient to lie still and "operate", show the patient the offending organ, then instantly heal the patient entry wound as if nothing happened. What was more hilarious was to make any of this seem at all real, no surgical instruments where used, the incision into the body was with the hands! This way no cutting was to be done, no law suites, just purely pulling the wool over the eyes of the patient's family and the patient. The good old trick of Misdirection, Manipulation, sleight of hand, and some desperate souls made this a reality. This Alien crap is the same thing... Oh brother...