Psychic Protection for Hollywood Celebs.

[headscratcher4]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1598&ncid=762&e=12&u=/fwd/20040430/en_fashion_fwd/psychic

[Ladewig]

There are 15 Possession Protectors: two versions of Buddha (Embodiment of Consciousness), Isis (Goddess of Magic), .... Jesus (The Embodiment of Light and star of Mel Gibson’s new film), :con2:

So a keychain Jesus will protect your possessions. Apparently, they don't use the KJV of the Bible out in Southern California and it seems that the New Hollywood Version (NHV) dropped a few chapters from the Gospels.

I'm a bit torn on this one. Admittedly it is a silly idea, but I'm happy knowing that it torques the likes of Rev. Falwell that some woman is selling magic Jesus mojo.

[Kess]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/fwd/20040430/capt.fwd103b20040430jpg.jpg

What an ugly pendant/bracelet/whatever.

All are available at Kenzer’s website www.PsychicGirl.com for a mere $30. Add an extra $3 for a leather strap so you can wear it as a bracelet.
Kenzer is a sought-after Hollywood psychic and no, she can’t divulge all her celebrity clients. But trust us, stars and studios heads ask for her help picking projects.So any of these many (unnamed) "celebrities" been spotted wearing this thing?

[headscratcher4]

stars and studios heads ask for her help picking projects.

Yeah, like Gigli!

[Marian]

Okay this REALLY cracked me up

Jesus (The Embodiment of Light and star of Mel Gibson (news)’s new film),

Just in case you're not familiar with Jesus...he's the star of MEL GIBSON'S new film. Bwhaha. Hopefully it won't interfere with the 'official' Passion of the Christ movie merchadising (nails...yes...nails (http://www.sharethepassionofthechrist.com/jewelry.asp) )

[Kess]

Just in case you're not familiar with Jesus...he's the star of MEL GIBSON'S new film.Oh, *THAT* Jesus. It's so easy to confuse him with all those other messiahs, you know. :halo:

Hopefully it won't interfere with the 'official' Passion of the Christ movie merchadising (nails...yes...nails (http://www.sharethepassionofthechrist.com/jewelry.asp) )Jesus...

[odorousrex]

Originally posted by Kess
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/fwd/20040430/capt.fwd103b20040430jpg.jpg

What an ugly pendant/bracelet/whatever.

So any of these many (unnamed) "celebrities" been spotted wearing this thing?


Hey! That's Ganeesha! (as seen on the Simpsons)

[Goshawk]

As usual, the nod goes to the "exotic", "interesting", and "famous" gods and goddesses of the Near East and Far East.

Not a North, South, or Central American mojo protector to be found.

Feh.

[Batman Jr.]

This stuff makes me depressed. I can't take whackos anymore.:cry:

[Ladewig]

Not a North, South, or Central American mojo protector to be found.

Well, to be fair, North, South, and Central American dieties don't have good track records of protecting possessions.
:bricks:

[Babylon Sister]

Originally posted by Ladewig


Well, to be fair, North, South, and Central American dieties don't have good track records of protecting possessions.
:bricks:

and the names are waaaay harder to pronounce.

[Phrost]

Jesus (The Embodiment of Light and star of Mel Gibson’s new film),

Glad Jesus is getting work these days. I hear the carpentry sector is pretty tough.

[Kess]

Originally posted by Phrost


Glad Jesus is getting work these days. I hear the carpentry sector is pretty tough.
He could switch to plumbing, which I hear is pretty lucrative these days.
Wine coming out of the taps would be an added bonus.
:p

[Ladewig]

He could switch to plumbing, which I hear is pretty lucrative these days.
Wine coming out of the taps would be an added bonus.


Plus, flooded basements would be a snap for someone who can walk on water. Although I hear he's not that good with that trick since that whole nail-through-the-feet thing.

[UnTrickaBLe]

From the writer of the "article":

So do yourself (and your material goods) a favor. Grab a Possession Protector and feel instantly safer and chicer.

Sheeesh. Is this a press release?

I notice not even one scrap of evidence or even detailed claims about this pendant's powers are offered. :rolleyes: