The Jive Bible: Genesis 1

[shemp]

With the assistance of http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

1:1
In de beginnin' God created da damn heaven and da damn eard.
1:2
And da damn eard wuz widout fo'm, and void; and darkness wuz downon de face uh de deep. Jes hang loose, brud. And da damn Spirit uh God moved downon de face uh de boozes.
1:3
And God said, Let dere be light, dig dis: and dere wuz light. Man!
1:4
And God saw de light, dat it wuz baaaad: and God divided da damn light fum de darkness.
1:5
And God called da damn light Day, and da damn darkness he called Night. Man! And de evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de fust day. Slap mah fro!
1:6
And God said, Let dere be some firmament in de midst uh de boozes, and let it divide da damn boozes fum de boozes.
1:7
And God made da damn firmament, and divided da damn boozes which wuz unda' de firmament fum de boozes which wuz above da damn firmament, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
1:8
And God called da damn firmament Heaven. 'S coo', bro. And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de second day. Slap mah fro!
1:9
And God said, Let da damn boozes unda' de heaven be gadered togeda' unto one place, and let da damn dry land appear, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
1:10
And God called da damn dry land Eard; and da damn gaderin' togeda' of de boozes called he Seas, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
1:11
And God said, Let da damn eard brin' fo'd grass, de herb yieldin' seed, and da damn fruit tree yieldin' fruit afta' his kind, whose seed be in itself, downon de eard: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
1:12
And da damn eard brought fo'd grass, and herb yieldin' seed afta' his kind, and da damn tree yieldin' fruit, whose seed wuz in itself, afta' his kind, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
1:13
And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de dird day. Slap mah fro!
1:14
And God said, Let dere be lights in de firmament uh de heaven t'divide da damn day fum de night; and let dem be fo' signs, and fo' seasons, and fo' days, and years, dig dis:
1:15
And let dem be fo' lights in de firmament uh de heaven t'cut light downon de eard: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
1:16
And God made two great lights; de greata' light t'rule da damn day, and de lessa' light t'rule da damn night, dig dis: he made da damn stars also. 'S coo', bro.
1:17
And God set dem in de firmament uh de heaven t'cut light downon de eard,
1:18
And t'rule upside de day and upside de night, and t'divide da damn light fum de darkness, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
1:19
And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de foed day. Slap mah fro!
1:20
And God said, Let da damn boozes brin' fo'd abundantly de movin' creature dat had life, and fowl dat may fly above da damn eard in de jimmey firmament uh heaven. 'S coo', bro.
1:21
And God created great whales, and every livin' creature dat moved, which de boozes brought fo'd abundantly, afta' deir kind, and every win'ed fowl afta' his kind, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
1:22
And God blessed dem, sayin', Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill de boozes in de seas, and let fowl multiply in de eard.
1:23
And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de fifd day. Slap mah fro!
1:24
And God said, Let da damn eard brin' fo'd de livin' creature afta' his kind, cattle, and creepin' doodad, and beast uh de eard afta' his kind, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
1:25
And God made da damn beast uh de eard afta' his kind, and cattle afta' deir kind, and every doodad dat creeped downon de eard afta' his kind, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
1:26
And God said, Let us make joker in our image, afta' our likesness, dig dis: and let dem gots dominion upside de fish uh de sea, and upside de fowl uh de air, and upside de cattle, and upside all de eard, and upside every creepin' doodad dat creeped downon de eard.
1:27
So's God created joker in his own image, in de image uh God created he him; male and dudette created he dem. WORD!
1:28
And God blessed dem, and God said unto dem, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish de eard, and subdue it, dig dis: and gots dominion upside de fish uh de sea, and upside de fowl uh de air, and upside every livin' doodad dat moved downon de eard.
1:29
And God said, Behold, ah' have given ya' every herb bearin' seed, which be upon de face uh all de eard, and every tree, in de which be de fruit uh a tree yieldin' seed; t'ya' it shall be fo' meat. Man!
1:30
And t'every beast uh de eard, and t'every fowl uh de air, and t'every doodad dat creeped downon de eard, wherein dere be life, ah' have given every green herb fo' meat, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
1:31
And God saw every doodad dat he had made, and, behold, it wuz real baaaad. And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de sixd day. Slap mah fro!

[c4ts]

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LOLOLOLLO.... 8 god cal7ED rhe bleedin' expanse skY ' and there 2ere evenin, and there were mornin-teh secodn day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you are suck!!!!!!!1 9 4ND GOD SDAID, RIGHT, "L3TT HW WATER UNDAR THE SKY BE GATEHTRED TER ONE PLACE, RIGHT, AND LET DRY GROUDN APP3AR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ ' 4|\|d 1r \/\/ree so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! l0 GOD CA7LD EH DRY ORuND LAND,' AQND THE B7EEDIN" GATHERRDE WAETRZ 'E CALL3D SEaS ' AND GOD SEEN THAT IT WARE GOOD... !1 then god said, "ltet eh bleedin' land prOduce \/egetatioN: se3d-b3ar1n' plantz qnd tre3z on teh lan dthat bear furit wiv se3d in irt, rigHt, acc0rdin' terf fdier variouz kind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ ololololo~ ' 4ND IT WQARE S0 l2 teh lboom1N" land porrduc3d vegetation: plAnts bbaerin seeda ccrodin' ter ffier k1nds andf teres bearin furi twvi seed iN ir accrodin' t3r ffier kIndz llololol~~ ololololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ and god seen that it were rIght g0od, 13 nad tehre war3 evemin", and there ware mornin'-t3h ffird day init???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????? ?? 14 AND GOD AS1D, "LET tEHRE BE 7IGHTS IN THE EXPANSE OF THE SKY TER SEP4RATET HE DAY FORM THE NIGH, AND LET THEM SERFE AZ SIGNS TER M4RK SEASONS AND DAYS AND YEARS, RIGHT, 15 ADN LET THEMBE LIGHTZ IN THE EXPAnSE OF TEH SKy TER GIVE LIGHT ON TH3 EARFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ " and it wEre so.. 16 goDmade two gr8 lihgts-teh vchuffin gr8er light taR gov3rn th dayy and teh lEsserr Light ter govern teh inght!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ OLOLOLOLOLL he laso mdae the stsars lolo!!!!!!!!!!!~ i own j00 becauZ y0u suck 17 god set tehm in tjhe expnase og teh sky tre give ilght 0n teh bleeDin" earff, 18 ter govern the da yand tHe nightt, and ter Separatw light from darfkness, do wot guvnor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ A|\|D g0D SEE NTAHT T WeRE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THEIR iS A RATIO D0NT IRP3 ME OFFb ecauz u suck ololololl!!!!!!!!111~~~ 19 and t3hre ware evenin, and there w3rE monrin"-teh bloody fOurff day// 20 A|\|D GO SAID, 'LET TEH BLOOM1N WATER TEEm WiV 71VIN CREATUEREZ, RGIHT, AND LET BIDRS FLY ABO\/E THE HCUFFIN"E ARFF 4CROSZ TEH EXPANS3 0FREH SKY ' 21 so god created Tje ChuffIN" grate creatures of r3h sea aNd 3vry Livin" sand mvoin fin' wiv wich teh w8 teems, accrodin tar fdfie rkinds, nad vry winged bird acxordni" ter it skind.. AND GOD SEEJN THAT IT WRE gOD 22 god bless3d them and sid, r1ght, 'bef ruitFul and increased in numbar and fiLl thec hufifnwaetr in thes ea,z right, and let t3h birds i|\|cresae on the earff/ 23 4nd there w3r3 ev3Nin, right, and tehrewere mronin"-the fifff day.. cOr b7imeey guv, would i 7ei to oyu???????????????? 24 ANd GOD SAID, LEWT ETH LAND pORDUCE LIVI" CREATUR3S ACCORDIN' TER FFIER KINDS: LIVESROZOR, CREATRUREZ THAT MOV EA7ONG TEH GROUND, TIGHT, AND WIL ANIMALS, E4CH ACCORDIN" TER TIS KIND. ' anD it were so. CR0 B7IMEY GUV,, WOULD I LEI TO u???????????????????!!!!!??????? 25 g0d made thE wild animalz accordin ter ffier Koinds, teh bloody 7ivesotX0r 4ccordin' ter ffier kIndz, and all tHe creaturez that move along The groUnd accordin' tEr ff3r k1nds cor blimey Gu!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ ollololololololo~~ vand god seen that it qare g0od 26 tehn god s4id, le tus make man in uZ image, in uz licklness, and l3t tejhmr )x0r oVer yth3 fisho f the bleedin sea and teh bloody Birds of teh bliomin' aIR, right,, ovar teh chuffin livestoX0r,r 1ght, over all tHe vlooimn' earff, [2] and voer all th3 creatures tHat movea lo|\|g the g0rund!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ @7 so g0d crEatEd ma|\| in 'is wonj image, in teh blpomni' imagge of god e ceeated 'Im; make 4nd B4bee cre8 dtehm @8 god blessed them and said ter ffem, right, b3 fruirful and increasei n numbar; filll the earffa nD sudue it!!!!!!!!!~~~~ OLOO.... r0xoR 0ver th3 fish of t3h sea adn teH birds of the air and 0var very l1v1n' cReatrue taht movesd on the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ ' 29t hrn god said, i give yrt evry seed-bearn' plant n teh chuffin' nanny goat arce fo Teh 'oole earff and evry tree that 4s fruit wiv seeD in it they will be yors for fOOd,, do wot guvnor!!!!!!!1 03 AND T4R ALL TH3 BEASTS OFD TJE 3ARFF AnD ALL tEH BGIRDS OF THE 4IR ASND ALL TEH CRE4TUREZZ THAT OMVE ON TEH GORUNDEVrYFINKJ THAT "AAZ TEH BREaFGF OG LIFE IN IT-I GIV E3VRY GREEN PLANT FFRFOI FOOd!!!!!1 " and oit ware so, iunit??????????? I Will HAX0E 31 gOd seen all thAt "e ad mad3, rightt, and it sware riught good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ and there ewre eevnin', right, a|\|d there werem ronimn'-tEh vbleedin sixff day...



The n00b translation, 1st edition.

[fidiot]

dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.

haha

Edited to add: I'd pay to see this in a bible :D

[evildave]

English->Deutsch (http://ets.freetranslation.com/)

1:1 verdammt In de Anfang Gott, der da geschaffen wird, Himmel und da verdammt eard. 1:2 Und da verdammt eard wuz widout m fo, und Lücke; und Dunkelheit wuz downon de Gesicht uh de tiefes. Jes hängt, brud löst. Und da verdammt Geist uh Gott bewegt downon de Gesicht uh de Alkohol. 1:3 Und gesagten Gott, Lassen dere leicht, Grabung dis ist: und dere wuz Licht. Mann! 1:4 Und Gott haben de Licht, dat es
wuz baaaad gesehen: und Gott, der da geteilt wird, verdammt leichten fum de Dunkelheit. 1:5 Und Gott, die da gerufen werden, verdammen leichten Tag, und da verdammt Dunkelheit, die er Nacht gerufen hat. Mann! Und de evenin' und da verdammt nin mo' wuz de fust Tag. Schlagen Sie mah her! 1:6 Und gesagten Gott, Lassen dere irgendein Firmament in de inmitten uh de Alkohol, ist und läßt, daß es teilt da
Alkohol fum de Alkohol verdammt. 1:7 Und Gott, die da gemacht werden, verdammen Firmament, und teilen da Alkohol die wuz unda' de Firmament fum de Alkohol die wuz oben da verdammt Firmament, Grabung dis: und es wuz damit verdammt. 'S coo', bro. 1:8 Und Gott, die da gerufen werden, verdammen Firmament Himmel. 'S coo', bro. Und da verdammt evenin' und da verdammt nin mo' wuz de zweiten Tag. Schlagen Sie
mah her! 1:9 Und gesagten Gott, Lassen da Alkohol unda' de Himmel togeda' zu einem Ort verdammt wird gadered, und wird da trockenes Land, Grabung dis: und es wuz damit gelassen verdammt erscheint. 'S coo', bro. 1:10 Und Gott, die da gerufen werden, verdammen trockenes Land Eard; und da verdammt gaderin' togeda' von de Alkohol er Seen, Grabung dis hat gerufen: und Gott hat dat es wuz baaaad gesehen.
1:11 Und gesagten Gott, Lassen da eard brin' fo'd Gras, de Kraut verdammt wird, die Samen ergeben, und da verdammt Frucht Baum, der Frucht afta' seine Art, deren Samen ergibt, in sich, downon de eard ist: und es wuz damit. 'S coo', bro. 1:12 Und da verdammt eard fo'd Gras hat gebracht wird, und Kraut, das Samen afta' seine Art, und da ergibt, verdammt Baum, den Frucht, deren Samen wuz in sich, afta'
seine Art, Grabung dis ergibt: und Gott hat dat es wuz baaaad gesehen. 1:13 Und da verdammt evenin' und da verdammt nin mo' wuz de dird Tag. Schlagen Sie mah her! 1:14 Und gesagten Gott, Lassen dere Lichter in de Firmament uh de Himmel t da Tag fum de Nacht ist teilt verdammt; und läßt dem fo' Schilder ist, und fo' Jahreszeiten, und fo' Tage, und Jahre, Grabung dis: 1:15 Und dem läßt fo' Lichter in de
Firmament uh de Himmel t leichtem downon de eard ist schneidet: und es wuz damit. 'S coo', bro. 1:16 Und Gott haben zwei große Lichter gemacht; de greata verdammt' Regel leichten t da Tag, und de Lektionen verdammt' Regel leichten t da Nacht, Grabung dis: er hat da Sterne auch gemacht verdammt. 'S coo', bro. 1:17 Und Gott fester dem in de Firmament uh schneidet de Himmel t leichtem downon de eard, 1:18
Und Regel Oberseite t de Tag und Oberseite de Nacht, und t teilt da leichten fum de Dunkelheit, Grabung dis verdammt: und Gott hat dat es wuz baaaad gesehen. 1:19 Und da verdammt evenin' und da verdammt nin mo' wuz de foed Tag. Schlagen Sie mah her! 1:20 Und gesagten Gott, Lassen da Alkohol brin' fo'd reichlich de bewegende Kreatur dat Leben verdammt wird hat gehabt, und Geflügel kann dat oben da eard
in de jimmey Firmament uh Himmel fliegen verdammt. 'S coo', bro. 1:21 Und Gott geschaffene große Wale, und jede lebende Kreatur dat wird bewegt, den de Alkohol fo'd gebracht hat, reichlich, afta' deir Art, und der ed Geflügel afta jedes Siegs' seine Art, Grabung dis: und Gott hat dat es wuz baaaad gesehen. 1:22 Und Gott Ist gesegnt dem, sayin, fruchtbar, und multipliziert, und füllt de Alkohol in de
Seen, auf und läßt, daß Geflügel in de eard multipliziert. 1:23 Und da verdammt evenin' und da verdammt nin mo' wuz de fifd Tag. Schlagen Sie mah her! 1:24 Und gesagten Gott, Lassen da eard brin' fo'd de lebende Kreatur afta' seine Art, Rinder, und schleichend doodad, und Tier uh de eard afta' seine Art, Grabung dis verdammt wird: und es wuz damit. 'S coo', bro. 1:25 Und Gott, die da gemacht werden,
verdammen Tier uh de eard afta' seine Art, und Rinder afta' deir Art, und jeder doodad hat dat downon de eard afta' seine Art, Grabung dis geschlichen: und Gott hat dat es wuz baaaad gesehen. 1:26 Und gesagten Gott, Lassen, daß uns joker in unserem Bildnis, afta' unser likesness, Grabung dis machen: und lassen dem Herrschaft Oberseite de Fisch uh de See hat erhalten, und Oberseite de Geflügel uh de
Luft, und Oberseite de Rinder, und Oberseite alle de eard, und Oberseite hat jeder schleichend doodad dat downon de eard geschlichen. 1:27, Damit Gott geschaffen joker in seinem eigenen Bildnis, in de Bildnis uh Gott er ihn geschaffen hat; Mann und dudette haben er dem geschaffen. WORT! 1:28 Und Gott gesegnt dem, und Gott, der zu dem gesagt wird, Ist fruchtbar, und multipliziert, und füllt de eard, auf
und unterwirft es, Grabung dis: und hat Herrschaft Oberseite de Fisch uh de See, und Oberseite de Geflügel uh de Luft, und Oberseite jeder lebend doodad dat bewegt downon de eard erhalten. 1:29 Und gesagten Gott, Erblicken, ah' ya' jeder Kraut Tragen Samen hat gegeben, der auf de Gesicht uh allem de eard ist, und jeder Baum wird, in de, das de Frucht uh ein Baum ist, der Samen; ya t' es ergibt, fo'
Fleisch sein. Mann! 1:30 Und jedes Tier uh de eard t, und jedes Geflügel uh de Luft t, und jeder doodad hat dat t downon de eard, worin geschlichenDere ist lebens, ah' jedem grünen Kraut fo' Fleisch, Grabung dis hat gegeben: und es wuz damit. 'S coo', bro. 1:31 Und Gott haben gesehen, daß jeder doodad dat, den er gemacht hatte, und,, es wuz wirklich baaaad
erblickt. Und da verdammt evenin' und da verdammt nin mo' wuz de sixd Tag. Schlagen Sie mah her!

[c4ts]

Originally posted by evildave
English->Deutsch (http://ets.freetranslation.com/)


Freetranslash'n ain't no Gutenburg, that's fo' sher.

[Kiri]

Originally posted by c4ts


The n00b translation, 1st edition.

Hee hee... I like this one best!

Does anyone have the translation into Klingon?

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Kiri


Hee hee... I like this one best!

Does anyone have the translation into Klingon?

I find Moron is close enough.

\1Und zee dwebuhgun[1] stuud oon zee shuwebuh-a ooff zee sea. Duh.Zee Beest oooot ooff zee Sea 2Und I seb a beest cumeeng oooot ooff zee sea, GEEEHEEHEEE.He-a hid tee huwns und sefee heeds, duuhhhh, beet tee cwoons oon hees huwns, duuhhhh, und oon iech heid a bwebuhsphemuoos neme-a. Zee beest I seb webuhsembwebuhd a webuhupewd, uh uh uh uh, boot hid feet weebuhke-a dude-a ooff a beew und a muoot weebuhke-a det ooff a weebuhun, uh-hah-hah-hah. Bowk bowk bowk! Doihh, COOL! Zee dwebuhgun gefe-a zee beest hees pooew und hees dwune-a und gweebuht ooduweebuhty. Bowk bowk bowk! Doihh, COOL! 3Oone-a ooff zee heeds ooff zee beest seemid tu hefe-a hid a fetew buoond, uh uh uh uh, boot zee fetew buoond hid beee heewebuhd. DOIHH!Bowk bowk bowk! Doihh, COOL! Zee bhuwebuh-a buwwd bes estuneeshid und fuwwooid zee beest. Gawlly!Um de huw de huw de huw. 4Mee buwsheepid zee dwebuhgun becoose-a he-a hid geefee ooduweebuhty tu zee beest, uh, und zeey ewsu buwsheepid zee beest und esked, uh uh uh uh, "Bhu is weebuhke-a zee beest, duh...uh...? Bhu cun meke-a bew egeeenst heem, duh...uh...?" 5Zee beest bes geefee a muoot tu uttew pwuood buwds und bwebuhsphemeees und tu ixewceese-a hees ooduweebuhty fuw fuwty-tbu munds. Oh, dat scwebuhwy wabbit! COOOL MAN! Um gesh dee bowk, bowk! Doihh, COOL! 6He-a oopenid hees muoot tu bwebuhspheme-a Gud, uh uh uh uh, und tu swundew hees neme-a und hees dbewweebuhng pwebuhce-a und dude-a bhu weebuhfe-a in heefee. 7He-a bes geefee pooew tu meke-a bew egeeenst zee seeents und tu cunqooew zeem. GEE danks.Und he-a bes geefee ooduweebuhty oofew ifewy tweebuhbe-a, peupwebuh-a, wungooege-a und neshun, uh-hah-hah-hah. 8Eww inhebeetunts ooff zee iewt beeww buwsheep zee beest--eww bhuse-a nemes hefe-a nut beee bweebuhttee in zee buuk ooff weebuhffe-a bewungeeng tu zee Webuhmb det bes sweebuhen fwum zee cweebuhshun ooff zee buwwd. Bowk bowk bowk! Doihh, COOL![2] 9He-a bhu hes un iew, uh uh uh uh uh uh, webuht heem heew. Huwty fwuwty schnipp schnipp! Doihh, COOL! 10Iff unyune-a is tu gu intu cepteefity, intu cepteefity he-a beeww gu. Duh.Iff unyune-a is tu be-a keewwebuhd[3] beet zee sbuwd, uh uh uh uh, beet zee sbuwd he-a beeww be-a keewwebuhd. Bowk bowk bowk! Doihh, COOL! Dees cewws fuw peteeent indoowuss-a und feeedffoowness oon zee pewt ooff zee seeents. Oh, dat scwebuhwy wabbit! COOOL MAN! Um gesh dee bowk, bowk! Doihh, COOL! Zee Beest oooot ooff zee Iewt 11Zeen I seb unuzeew beest, uh, cumeeng oooot ooff zee iewt. He-a hid tbu huwns weebuhke-a a webuhmb, boot he-a spuke-a weebuhke-a a dwebuhgun, uh-hah-hah-hah. Um uh.Bowk bowk bowk! Doihh, COOL! 12He-a ixewceesid eww zee ooduweebuhty ooff zee fuwst beest oon hees behewff, uh uh uh uh uh, und mede-a zee iewt und its inhebeetunts buwsheep zee fuwst beest, uh, bhuse-a fetew buoond hid beee heewebuhd. Um uh.Bowk bowk bowk! Doihh, COOL! 13Und he-a pewffuwmid gweebuht und muwebuhcoowuoos seegns, duuhhhh, ifee cooseeng fuwebuh-a tu cume-a doon fwum heefee tu iewt in fooww feeoo ooff mee. DOIHH!14Becoose-a ooff zee seegns he-a bes geefee pooew tu du oon behewff ooff zee fuwst beest, uh, he-a deceeefid zee inhebeetunts ooff zee iewt. He-a oowdewebuhd zeem tu set up un imege-a in hunuw ooff zee beest bhu bes buoondid by zee sbuwd und yet weebuhfed. Bowk bowk bowk! Doihh, COOL! 15He-a bes geefee pooew tu geefe-a bweebuht tu zee imege-a ooff zee fuwst beest, uh, su det it cuoowd speek und coose-a eww bhu webuhffoosid tu buwsheep zee imege-a tu be-a keewwebuhd. Uhhh....Bowk bowk bowk! Doihh, COOL! 16He-a ewsu fuwcid ifewyune-a, smeww und gweebuht, uh, weebuhch und puuw, uh uh uh uh uh uh, fweebuh-a und swebuhfe-a, tu webuhceeefe-a a mewk oon hees weebuhght hund oow oon hees fuwebuhheed, uh uh uh uh, 17su det nu oone-a cuoowd booy oow seww unwebuhss he-a hid zee mewk, bheech is zee neme-a ooff zee beest oow zee noombew ooff hees neme-a. 18Dees cewws fuw beesdum. Iff unyune-a hes inseeght, uh, webuht heem cewcoowebuhte-a zee noombew ooff zee beest, uh, fuw it is mun's noombew. DOIHH!Huwty fwuwty schnipp schnipp! Doihh, COOL! Hees noombew is 666.

[evildave]

If we keep running it through translators, I'm sure those secret messages will start pouring out.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by evildave
If we keep running it through translators, I'm sure those secret messages will start pouring out.

But that was Revelations to begin with! This means the secrets don't show unless you read it aloud, with passion!

He-a oopenid hees muoot tu bwebuhspheme-a Gud , uh uh uh uh, und tu swundew hees neme-a und hees dbewweebuhng pwebuhce-a und dude-a bhu weebuhfe-a in heefee!!!

[Kiri]

Originally posted by c4ts


I find Moron is close enough.



Gee, it's been a long time since high school...
I'm not sure if I remember how to speak Moron.

[evildave]

Open a bible and as c4ts says, read aloud.

It'll come back to you.

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legh vaD [Genesis]
Daq [the] tagh joH'a' [{] [Note] [After] joH'a' [the] [Hebrew]
[ has] [the] cha'
[letters] [Aleph] [Tav] [the] wa'Dich je [last] [letters]
[ of] [the] [Hebrew] [alphabet] ghobe' [as] [a] mu' 'ach [as]
[ a] [grammatical] [marker] [}] [created] [the] chal je
[ the] tera'
DaH [the] tera' ghaHta' [formless] je [empty] HurghtaHghach
[ was] Daq [the] [surface] vo' [the] [deep]
[God's] [Spirit] ghaHta' [hovering] Dung [the] [surface] vo'
[ the] bIQmey
joH'a' [said] chaw' pa'
taH [light] je pa' ghaHta' [light] joH'a' leghta' [the]
[ light] je leghta' vetlh 'oH ghaHta'
QaQ joH'a' [divided] [the] [light] vo' [the] HurghtaHghach
[ ] joH'a' ja' [the] [light] jaj
je [the] HurghtaHghach ghaH ja' ram pa' ghaHta' [evening]
[ and] pa' ghaHta' [morning]
wa' jaj
joH'a' [said] chaw' pa' taH [an] [expanse] Daq [the] [midst]
[ of] [the] bIQmey je chaw'
'oH [divide] [the] bIQmey vo' [the] bIQmey joH'a' chenmoHta'
[ the] [expanse] je [divided]
[the] bIQmey [which] [were] bIng [the] [expanse] vo'
[ the] bIQmey [which] [were] [above] [the]
[expanse] je 'oH ghaHta' vaj joH'a' ja' [the] [expanse]
[ sky] pa' ghaHta' [evening]
je pa' ghaHta' [morning] [a] [second] jaj
joH'a' [said] chaw' [the] bIQmey bIng [the] [sky] taH [gathered]
[ together] Daq wa'
Daq je chaw' [the] [dry] puH nargh je 'oH ghaHta'
[ so] joH'a' ja' [the] [dry]
puH tera' je [the] [gathering] tay' vo' [the]
[ waters] ghaH ja' [Seas] joH'a' leghta'
vetlh 'oH ghaHta' QaQ joH'a' [said] chaw' [the] tera' lan
[ forth] [grass] [herbs]
[yielding] tIr je [fruit] [trees] He [fruit]
[ after] chaj [kind] tlhej [its] tIr
Daq 'oH Daq [the] tera' je 'oH ghaHta' vaj [The] tera'
[ brought] vo' [grass]
[herbs] [yielding] tIr [after] chaj [kind] je [trees]
[ bearing] [fruit] tlhej [its] tIr
Daq 'oH [after] chaj [kind] je joH'a' leghta' vetlh 'oH
[ was] QaQ pa' ghaHta'
[evening] je pa' ghaHta' [morning] [a] [third] jaj
joH'a' [said] chaw' pa' taH [lights] Daq [the] [expanse]
[ of] [sky] Daq [divide] [the]
jaj vo' [the] ram je chaw' chaH taH vaD [signs]
[ and] vaD [seasons] je vaD jajmey
je [years] je chaw' chaH taH vaD [lights] Daq [the]
[ expanse] vo' [sky] Daq nob
[light] Daq [the] tera' je 'oH ghaHta' vaj joH'a' chenmoHta'
[ the] cha' [great] [lights] [the]
[greater] [light] Daq [rule] [the] jaj je [the] [lesser]
[ light] Daq [rule] [the] ram ghaH
je chenmoHta' [the] [stars] joH'a' cher chaH Daq [the] [expanse]
[ of] [sky] Daq nob
[light] Daq [the] tera' je Daq [rule] Dung [the] jaj
[ and] Dung [the] ram je Daq
[divide] [the] [light] vo' [the] HurghtaHghach joH'a' leghta' vetlh
[ it] ghaHta' QaQ pa' ghaHta'
[evening] je pa' ghaHta' [morning] [a] [fourth] jaj
joH'a' [said] chaw' [the] bIQmey [swarm] tlhej [swarms]
[ of] [living] [creatures] je
chaw' [birds] puv [above] [the] tera' Daq [the] poSmoH [expanse]
[ of] [sky] joH'a'
[created] [the] [large] [sea] [creatures] je [every] [living]
[ creature] vetlh [moves] tlhej
[which] [the] bIQmey [swarmed] [after] chaj [kind] je
[ every] [winged] toQ [after] [its]
[kind] joH'a' leghta' vetlh 'oH ghaHta' QaQ joH'a' [blessed]
[ them] [saying] taH [fruitful]
je [multiply] je [fill] [the] bIQmey Daq [the] [seas]
[ and] chaw' [birds] [multiply] Daq [the]
tera' pa' ghaHta' [evening] je pa' ghaHta' [morning]
[ a] [fifth] jaj
joH'a' [said] chaw' [the] tera' qem vo' [living]
[ creatures] [after] chaj [kind]
[cattle] [creeping] Dochmey je Ha'DIbaH vo' [the] tera'
[ after] chaj [kind] je 'oH
ghaHta' vaj joH'a' chenmoHta' [the] Ha'DIbaH vo' [the] tera' [after]
[ their] [kind] je [the]
[cattle] [after] chaj [kind] je [everything] vetlh
[ creeps] Daq [the] [ground] [after] [its]
[kind] joH'a' leghta' vetlh 'oH ghaHta' QaQ
joH'a' [said] chaw' maH chenmoH loD Daq maj [image] [after]
[ our] [likeness] je chaw'
chaH ghaj [dominion] Dung [the] [fish] vo' [the] [sea]
[ and] Dung [the] [birds] vo' [the] [sky]
je Dung [the] [cattle] je Dung Hoch [the] tera'
[ and] Dung [every] [creeping] [thing]
vetlh [creeps] Daq [the] tera' joH'a' [created] loD Daq
[ his] [own] [image] Daq
[God's] [image] ghaH [created] ghaH [male] je [female] ghaH
[ created] chaH joH'a'
[blessed] chaH joH'a' [said] Daq chaH taH [fruitful]
[ and] [multiply] je [replenish] [the]
tera' je [subdue] 'oH ghaj [dominion] Dung [the]
[ fish] vo' [the] [sea] je Dung [the]
[birds] vo' [the] [sky] je Dung [every] [living] [thing]
[ that] [moves] Daq [the] tera'
joH'a' [said] [Behold] jIH ghaj [given] SoH [every] [herb]
[ yielding] tIr [which] 'oH Daq
[the] [surface] vo' Hoch [the] tera' je [every] [tree]
[ which] [bears] [fruit] [yielding] tIr
'oH DichDaq taH lIj [food] Daq [every] [animal] vo' [the]
[ earth] je Daq [every] toQ
vo' [the] [sky] je Daq [everything] vetlh [creeps] Daq
[ the] tera' Daq [which] pa' 'oH
yIn jIH ghaj [given] [every] SuD [herb] vaD [food]
[ And] 'oH ghaHta' vaj
joH'a' leghta' [everything] vetlh ghaH ghajta' chenmoHta' je [behold]
[ it] ghaHta' [very] QaQ pa'
ghaHta' [evening] je pa' ghaHta' [morning] [the] [sixth]
[ day]

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Kiri


Gee, it's been a long time since high school...
I'm not sure if I remember how to speak Moron.

Contact your least favorite English teacher. Chances are he or she is fluent in such a language.

[Checkmite]

The Holy Bible, Revised Agur Edition

Emergence 1

1 in God beginning created the skies and the earth.
2 was the earth without form and emptiness, and the darkness was on the face of the deep; and the God spirit shifted over the face of waters.
3 and God said "there is light" left; and there was light.
4 and God has, since the light was good; and God separated the light of the darkness. God
5 called the day easy and the darkness, which it called Night. And there was evening, and mornings ago, one day.
6 and God said "left he has there firmament in the center of waters, and lets it waters of waters separate."
7 and God firmament makes the separate and waters, which firmament under waters were, which were firmament over. And it was like that.
8 and God like it called. And there was evening, and mornings ago a second day.
9 and God said "waters under the skies together in a place to be collected and left the dry earth left to appear." And it was like that. God
10 called the dry earth earth, and waters, which were together collected, to have it Seas called. And God has, since it was good.
11 and God has said "earth vegetation, factories to state, which return the seed and the fruit trees those their fruits, in which their seed is left, everyone according to their kind to carry, on earth." And it was like that. the earth the vegetation, factories, which return the seed according to their own kinds, has
12, and which trees brought, which their fruits, in which their seed is everyone according to their kind carries. And God has, since it was good. evening gave
13 and, and mornings ago a third day.
14 and God "left said there, i.e. lights in the sky firmament, in order to separate the day of the night; and leave they is for indications and during seasons and during days and years,
15 and leave them are lights in firmament the sky to give around the light on earth." And it was like that.
16 and God made the two large lights, the larger light, in order the day and the little to prevail light, in order to prevail the night; it made the stars likewise.
17 and God sets in firmament skies, in order to give the light on earth
18 at the rule in the course daily and surplus the night to separate and in order the light of the darkness. And God has, since it was good. evening gave
19 and, and mornings ago a fourth day.
20 and God said "waters produces fish the living creatures and to leave the birds over the earth by firmament sky left to steal." thus God has
21 large animal and each living creature, shifts with that essaim waters after her kinds and each wing bird according to its kind created. And God has, since it was good.
22 and God has it gesegnet for example "are productive and to multiply and fill waters in the seas and to leave the birds on earth to increase." evening gave
23 and, and mornings ago a fifth day. said "the earth left
24 and God to produce the living creatures according to its kinds: Cattle and things of creeping and animals of the earth according to their kinds." And it was like that.
25 and God made the animals of the earth according to their kinds and the cattle according to their kinds and everything, which creep on earth according to their kind. And God has, since it was good then God
26 said "us left humans in our picture after our similarity to make; and they let the Dominion over the fish of the sea and the surplus the air birds and the surplus the cattle and the surplus the whole earth and the surplus each creep thing, those have on earth creep." thus God
27 created humans in its own picture, in the God picture, which it created it; Males and females he created her.
28 and God it made, and God has them said "is productive and to multiply and fill the earth and submit; and the Dominion over the fish of the sea and of the surplus the air birds and from the surplus each living thing has, on earth shifts."
29 "Behold, I said and God gave you each factory, those the seed, which is on the face of the whole earth and returns each tree with the seed in their fruit; They will have it for the food. everything, which has the breath of the life, I gave each green plant for the food to
30 and at each animal of the earth and at each air bird and to everything, which creeps on earth." And it was like that.
31 and God saw everything that it made, and behold it was very good. And there was evening, and mornings ago a sixth day.

Thank you.

[c4ts]

All right, one more. In Engrish, this time:

Then as for me who to seven angels am said the voice where is loud from the temple which is heard " it goes from seven balls of the anger of God of the earth, pours. " First the angel it went from that ball of the land, poured, was scurvy, pain it worshiped the being broken and that image which have the sign of the animal in with the sores people. You poured the 2nd angel from that ball of the sea, you turned to the blood which is that way of the person who dies, the sea all having lived died. You poured the 3rd angel from the river of the water and that ball of the spring, those became the blood. Then I heard the charge angel of the water saying: " You being judged therefore, being to have, as for you these judgements namely there is you, it was, it is fair at holy 1,; The shed is a blood of your saint and the predicator because in those. When " it is worthy of, simultaneously as for you 7and I who give the blood to those in the beverage inquired about that the altar answers: Your judgement where " adjusts it is, the God Almighty main thing, exactly is. " You poured the 8the 4th angel from that ball of the sun, the sun could give the power which burns the people who have the fire. The 9they was burned by strong heat, denounced the name of God, these Plague were controlled, but, they refuse to the repent, him praise. You poured the 10The 5th angel from that ball of the throne of the animal, that kingdom sank to the darkness. The person gnawed the God of the heaven which denounces their tongues of the agony 11and their pain and because of the sores, but, it cut off to the repent of those which are done. Until you poured the 12the 6th angel from that ball of the large river Euphrates, as for the water you dried the method of preparing for the king from east. 1C$3then I was visible three evil [ 1 ] like the frog which looked at mind; They came out of the mouth of the dragon, the mouth of the animal and the mouth of the predicator of the fake. What happen. Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. What! Main screen turn on. It's you. How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. What you say? You have no chance to survive make your time. They is mind of the ogre which does miraculous sign, gathering those for fighting the day when the almighty of God is large you go out to the king of the entire world. 15 " the Behold, I come like the thief! Him. The going which " has been exposed, being ashamed, that it is exposed, as for him the being restricted to which the eye which is praised has awakened, 16then those which maintain that clothing which have him to the place are called the Armageddon with the ƒwƒuƒ‰ƒC which gathered the king together. You pour the 17the 7th angel to the air from that ball, the temple loud voice and proverb the empty from the throne which comes out, " that are done! " The 18then over there came the electric light of the flash thunder, the rumblings and the peals and harsh earthquake. As for the vibration which the person directly was in the earth, very does not have either the way being, as for the earthquake which is that way it has not happened. The 19the large city ripped in 3 sections, the city of nation collapsed. God is large remembering, the glass filled up the Babylon with the wine of rage of that anger, it gave. As for the 20Every island and the mountain which it can escape it could not be found. The 21from the enormous hail of the sky of approximately hundred pounds went down respectively in the person. And it meaning that the Plague is very terrible, they denounced God because of the Plague of the hail.

[evildave]

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Redneck:
1 In th' beginnin' God created th' hevvins an' th' earth. 2 Now th' earth was [1] fo'mless an' emppy, darkness was on over th' surface of th' deep, an' th' Spirit of God was hovahin' on over th' waters. 3 An' God said, "Let thar be light," an' thar was light. 4 God sar thet th' light was fine, an' he separeeted th' light fum th' darkness. 5 God called th' light "day," an' th' darkness he called "night." An' thar was evenin', an' thar was mo'nin'-th' fust day. 6 An' God said, "Let thar be an expanse between th' waters t'separeete water fum water." 7 So God made th' expanse an' separeeted th' water unner th' expanse fum th' water above it. An' it was so. 8 God called th' expanse "sky." An' thar was evenin', an' thar was mo'nin'-th' second day. 9 An' God said, "Let th' water unner th' sky be gathard t'one place, an' let dry groun' appear." An' it was so. 10 God called th' dry groun' "lan'," an' th' gathard waters he called "seas." An' God sar thet it was fine. 11 Then God said, "Let th' lan' prodooce vegitashun: seed-barin' plants an' trees on th' lan' thet bar fruit wif seed in it, acco'din' t'their various kinds." An' it was so. 12 Th' lan' prodooced vegitashun: plants barin' seed acco'din' t'their kinds an' trees barin' fruit wif seed in it acco'din' t'their kinds. An' God sar thet it was fine. 13 An' thar was evenin', an' thar was mo'nin'-th' third day. 14 An' God said, "Let thar be lights in th' expanse of th' sky t'separeete th' day fum th' night, an' let them sarve as signs t'mark seasons an' days an' years, 15 an' let them be lights in th' expanse of th' sky t'give light on th' earth." An' it was so. 16 God made two great lights-th' greater light t'govahn th' day an' th' lesser light t'govahn th' night. He also made th' stars. 17 God set them in th' expanse of th' sky t'give light on th' earth, 18 t'govahn th' day an' th' night, an' t'separeete light fum darkness. An' God sar thet it was fine. 19 An' thar was evenin', an' thar was mo'nin'-th' fourth day. 20 An' God said, "Let th' water teem wif livin' creatures, an' let birds fly above th' earth acrost th' expanse of th' sky." 21 So God created th' great creatures of th' sea an' ev'ry livin' an' movin' thin' wif which th' water teems, acco'din' t'their kinds, an' ev'ry wingid bird acco'din' t'its kind, cuss it all t' tarnation. An' God sar thet it was fine. 22 God blessed them an' said, "Be fruitful an' increase in number an' fill th' water in th' seas, an' let th' birds increase on th' earth." 23 An' thar was evenin', an' thar was mo'nin'-th' fif'h day. 24 An' God said, "Let th' lan' prodooce livin' creatures acco'din' t'their kinds: livestock, creatures thet move along th' groun', an' wild animals, etch acco'din' t'its kind, cuss it all t' tarnation." An' it was so. 25 God made th' wild animals acco'din' t'their kinds, th' livestock acco'din' t'their kinds, an' all th' creatures thet move along th' groun' acco'din' t'their kinds. An' God sar thet it was fine. 26 Then God said, "Less make man in our image, in our likeness, an' let them rule on over th' fish of th' sea an' th' birds of th' air, on over th' livestock, on over all th' earth, [2] an' on over all th' creatures thet move along th' groun'." 27 So God created man in his own image, in th' image of God he created him; male an' female o' th' opposite sex he created them, dawgone it. 28 God blessed them an' said t'them, "Be fruitful an' increase in number; fill th' earth an' subdue it. Rule on over th' fish of th' sea an' th' birds of th' air an' on over ev'ry livin' creature thet moves on th' groun'." 29 Then God said, "ah give yo' ev'ry seed-barin' plant on th' face of th' whole earth an' ev'ry tree thet has fruit wif seed in it. They will be yourn fo' grub. 30 An' t'all th' beasts of th' earth an' all th' birds of th' air an' all th' creatures thet move on th' groun'-ev'rythin' thet has th' breath of life in it-ah give ev'ry green plant fo' grub." An' it was so. 31 God sar all thet he had made, an' it was mighty fine. An' thar was evenin', an' thar was mo'nin'-th' sixth day.

Redneck | Pig Latin:
1 Inyay th'ay eginnin'bay Odgay eatedcray th'ay evvinshay an'yay th'ay earthyay. 2 Ownay th'ay earthyay asway [1] o'mlessfay an'yay emppyyay, arknessday asway onyay overyay th'ay urfacesay ofyay th'ay eepday, an'yay th'ay Iritspay ofyay Odgay asway ovahin'hay onyay overyay th'ay atersway. 3 An'yay Odgay aidsay, "Etlay arthay ebay ightlay," an'yay arthay asway ightlay. 4 Odgay arsay etthay th'ay ightlay asway inefay, an'yay ehay epareetedsay th'ay ightlay umfay th'ay arknessday. 5 Odgay alledcay th'ay ightlay "ayday," an'yay th'ay arknessday ehay alledcay "ightnay." An'yay arthay asway evenin'yay, an'yay arthay asway o'nin'-th'may ustfay ayday. 6 An'yay Odgay aidsay, "Etlay arthay ebay anyay expanseyay etweenbay th'ay atersway epareetet'say aterway umfay aterway." 7 Osay Odgay ademay th'ay expanseyay an'yay epareetedsay th'ay aterway unneryay th'ay expanseyay umfay th'ay aterway aboveyay ityay. An'yay ityay asway osay. 8 Odgay alledcay th'ay expanseyay "yskay." An'yay arthay asway evenin'yay, an'yay arthay asway o'nin'-th'may econdsay ayday. 9 An'yay Odgay aidsay, "Etlay th'ay aterway unneryay th'ay yskay ebay athardgay onet'ay aceplay, an'yay etlay ydray oun'gray appearyay." An'yay ityay asway osay. 10 Odgay alledcay th'ay ydray oun'gray "an'lay," an'yay th'ay athardgay atersway ehay alledcay "eassay." An'yay Odgay arsay etthay ityay asway inefay. 11 Enthay Odgay aidsay, "Etlay th'ay an'lay odoocepray egitashunvay: eed-barin'say antsplay an'yay eestray onyay th'ay an'lay etthay arbay uitfray ifway eedsay inyay ityay, acco'din'yay eirt'thay ariousvay indskay." An'yay ityay asway osay. 12 th'ay an'lay odoocedpray egitashunvay: antsplay arin'bay eedsay acco'din'yay eirt'thay indskay an'yay eestray arin'bay uitfray ifway eedsay inyay ityay acco'din'yay eirt'thay indskay. An'yay Odgay arsay etthay ityay asway inefay. 13 An'yay arthay asway evenin'yay, an'yay arthay asway o'nin'-th'may irdthay ayday. 14 An'yay Odgay aidsay, "Etlay arthay ebay ightslay inyay th'ay expanseyay ofyay th'ay yskay epareetet'say th'ay ayday umfay th'ay ightnay, an'yay etlay emthay arvesay asyay ignssay arkt'may easonssay an'yay aysday an'yay yearsay, 15 an'yay etlay emthay ebay ightslay inyay th'ay expanseyay ofyay th'ay yskay ivet'gay ightlay onyay th'ay earthyay." An'yay ityay asway osay. 16 Odgay ademay otway eatgray ights-th'lay eatergray ightlay ovahnt'gay th'ay ayday an'yay th'ay esserlay ightlay ovahnt'gay th'ay ightnay. Ehay alsoyay ademay th'ay arsstay. 17 Odgay etsay emthay inyay th'ay expanseyay ofyay th'ay yskay ivet'gay ightlay onyay th'ay earthyay, 18 ovahnt'gay th'ay ayday an'yay th'ay ightnay, an'yay epareetet'say ightlay umfay arknessday. An'yay Odgay arsay etthay ityay asway inefay. 19 An'yay arthay asway evenin'yay, an'yay arthay asway o'nin'-th'may ourthfay ayday. 20 An'yay Odgay aidsay, "Etlay th'ay aterway eemtay ifway ivin'lay eaturescray, an'yay etlay irdsbay yflay aboveyay th'ay earthyay acrostyay th'ay expanseyay ofyay th'ay yskay." 21 Osay Odgay eatedcray th'ay eatgray eaturescray ofyay th'ay easay an'yay ev'ryyay ivin'lay an'yay ovin'may in'thay ifway ichwhay th'ay aterway eemstay, acco'din'yay eirt'thay indskay, an'yay ev'ryyay ingidway irdbay acco'din'yay itst'ay indkay, usscay ityay allyay t'ay arnationtay. An'yay Odgay arsay etthay ityay asway inefay. 22 Odgay essedblay emthay an'yay aidsay, "Ebay uitfulfray an'yay increaseyay inyay umbernay an'yay illfay th'ay aterway inyay th'ay eassay, an'yay etlay th'ay irdsbay increaseyay onyay th'ay earthyay." 23 An'yay arthay asway evenin'yay, an'yay arthay asway o'nin'-th'may if'hfay ayday. 24 An'yay Odgay aidsay, "Etlay th'ay an'lay odoocepray ivin'lay eaturescray acco'din'yay eirt'thay indskay: ivestocklay, eaturescray etthay ovemay alongyay th'ay oun'gray, an'yay ildway animalsyay, etchyay acco'din'yay itst'ay indkay, usscay ityay allyay t'ay arnationtay." An'yay ityay asway osay. 25 Odgay ademay th'ay ildway animalsyay acco'din'yay eirt'thay indskay, th'ay ivestocklay acco'din'yay eirt'thay indskay, an'yay allyay th'ay eaturescray etthay ovemay alongyay th'ay oun'gray acco'din'yay eirt'thay indskay. An'yay Odgay arsay etthay ityay asway inefay. 26 Enthay Odgay aidsay, "Esslay akemay anmay inyay ouryay imageyay, inyay ouryay ikenesslay, an'yay etlay emthay uleray onyay overyay th'ay ishfay ofyay th'ay easay an'yay th'ay irdsbay ofyay th'ay airyay, onyay overyay th'ay ivestocklay, onyay overyay allyay th'ay earthyay, [2] an'yay onyay overyay allyay th'ay eaturescray etthay ovemay alongyay th'ay oun'gray." 27 Osay Odgay eatedcray anmay inyay ishay ownyay imageyay, inyay th'ay imageyay ofyay Odgay ehay eatedcray imhay; alemay an'yay emalefay o'yay th'ay oppositeyay exsay ehay eatedcray emthay, awgoneday ityay. 28 Odgay essedblay emthay an'yay aidsay emt'thay, "Ebay uitfulfray an'yay increaseyay inyay umbernay; illfay th'ay earthyay an'yay ubduesay ityay. Uleray onyay overyay th'ay ishfay ofyay th'ay easay an'yay th'ay irdsbay ofyay th'ay airyay an'yay onyay overyay ev'ryyay ivin'lay eaturecray etthay ovesmay onyay th'ay oun'gray." 29 Enthay Odgay aidsay, "ahyay ivegay yo'ay ev'ryyay eed-barin'say antplay onyay th'ay acefay ofyay th'ay olewhay earthyay an'yay ev'ryyay eetray etthay ashay uitfray ifway eedsay inyay ityay. Eythay illway ebay yournay o'fay ubgray. 30 An'yay allt'ay th'ay eastsbay ofyay th'ay earthyay an'yay allyay th'ay irdsbay ofyay th'ay airyay an'yay allyay th'ay eaturescray etthay ovemay onyay th'ay oun'-ev'rythin'gray etthay ashay th'ay eathbray ofyay ifelay inyay it-ahyay ivegay ev'ryyay eengray antplay o'fay ubgray." An'yay ityay asway osay. 31 Odgay arsay allyay etthay ehay adhay ademay, an'yay ityay asway ightymay inefay. An'yay arthay asway evenin'yay, an'yay arthay asway o'nin'-th'may ixthsay ayday.

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1 Incor f'ay eginnin'bay Odgay eatedcray f'ay evvinshay an'cor f'ay earffcor. 2 Ownay f'ay earffcor asway [1] o'mlessfay an'cor emppycor, arknessday asway oncor orightay f'ay urfacesay ofcor f'ay eepday, an'cor f'ay Iritspay ofcor Odgay asway ovahin'hay oncor orightay f'ay atersway. 3 An'cor Odgay aidsay, "Etlay arffay ebay ightlay," an'cor arffay asway ightlay. 4 Odgay arsay etffay f'ay ightlay asway inefay, right, an'cor ehay epareetedsay f'ay ightlay umfay f'ay arknessday. 5 Odgay alledcay f'ay ightlay "ayday," an'cor f'ay arknessday ehay alledcay "ightnay." An'cor arffay asway evenin'cor, an'cor arffay asway o'nin'-ff'may ustfay ayday. 6 An'cor Odgay aidsay, "Etlay arffay ebay ancor expansecor etweenbay f'ay atersway epareetet'say aterway umfay aterway." 7 Osay Odgay ademay f'ay expansecor an'cor epareetedsay f'ay aterway unnercor f'ay expansecor umfay f'ay aterway abovecor itcor. An'cor itcor asway osay. 8 Odgay alledcay f'ay expansecor "yskay." An'cor arffay asway evenin'cor, an'cor arffay asway o'nin'-ff'may econdsay ayday. 9 An'cor Odgay aidsay, right, "Etlay f'ay aterway unnercor f'ay yskay ebay affardgay onet'ay aceplay, right, an'cor etlay ydray oun'gray appearcor." An'cor itcor asway osay. 10 Odgay alledcay f'ay ydray oun'gray "an'lay," an'cor f'ay affardgay atersway ehay alledcay "eassay." An'cor Odgay arsay etffay itcor asway inefay. 11 Enffay Odgay aidsay, "Etlay f'ay an'lay odoocepray egitashunvay: eed-barin'say antsplay an'cor eestray oncor f'ay an'lay etffay arbay uitfray ifway eedsay incor itcor, acco'din'cor eirt'ffay ariousvay indskay." An'cor itcor asway osay. 12 f'ay an'lay odoocedpray egitashunvay: antsplay arin'bay eedsay acco'din'cor eirt'ffay indskay an'cor eestray arin'bay uitfray ifway eedsay incor itcor acco'din'cor eirt'ffay indskay. An'cor Odgay arsay etffay itcor asway inefay. 13 An'cor arffay asway evenin'cor, an'cor arffay asway o'nin'-ff'may irdffay ayday. 14 An'cor Odgay aidsay, "Etlay arffay ebay ightslay incor f'ay expansecor ofcor f'ay yskay epareetet'say f'ay ayday umfay f'ay ightnay, an'cor etlay emffay arvesay ascor ignssay arkt'may easonssay an'cor aysday an'cor yearsay, 15 an'cor etlay emffay ebay ightslay incor f'ay expansecor ofcor f'ay yskay ivet'gay ightlay oncor f'ay earffcor." An'cor itcor asway osay. 16 Odgay ademay otway eatgray ights-ff'lay eatergray ightlay ovahnt'gay f'ay ayday an'cor f'ay esserlay ightlay ovahnt'gay f'ay ightnay. Ehay alsocor ademay f'ay arsstay, right? 17 Odgay etsay emffay incor f'ay expansecor ofcor f'ay yskay ivet'gay ightlay oncor f'ay earffcor, right, 18 ovahnt'gay f'ay ayday an'cor f'ay ightnay, right, an'cor epareetet'say ightlay umfay arknessday. An'cor Odgay arsay etffay itcor asway inefay. 19 An'cor arffay asway evenin'cor, right, an'cor arffay asway o'nin'-ff'may ourfffay ayday. Right. 20 An'cor Odgay aidsay, "Etlay f'ay aterway eemtay ifway ivin'lay eaturescray, an'cor etlay irdsbay yflay abovecor f'ay earffcor acrostcor f'ay expansecor ofcor f'ay yskay." 21 Osay Odgay eatedcray f'ay eatgray eaturescray ofcor f'ay easay an'cor ev'rycor ivin'lay an'cor ovin'may in'ffay ifway ichway f'ay aterway eemstay, right, acco'din'cor eirt'ffay indskay, right, an'cor ev'rycor ingidway irdbay acco'din'cor itst'ay indkay, right, usscay itcor allcor t'ay arnationtay. An'cor Odgay arsay etffay itcor asway inefay. 22 Odgay essedblay emffay an'cor aidsay, right, "Ebay uitfulfray an'cor increasecor incor umbernay an'cor illfay f'ay aterway incor f'ay eassay, an'cor etlay f'ay irdsbay increasecor oncor f'ay earffcor." 23 An'cor arffay asway evenin'cor, right, an'cor arffay asway o'nin'-ff'may if'hfay ayday. I'll get out me spoons. 24 An'cor Odgay aidsay, "Etlay f'ay an'lay odoocepray ivin'lay eaturescray acco'din'cor eirt'ffay indskay: ivestocklay, eaturescray etffay ovemay alongcor f'ay oun'gray, an'cor ildway animalscor, etchcor acco'din'cor itst'ay indkay, right, usscay itcor allcor t'ay arnationtay." An'cor itcor asway osay. 25 Odgay ademay f'ay ildway animalscor acco'din'cor eirt'ffay indskay, ff'ay ivestocklay acco'din'cor eirt'ffay indskay, an'cor allcor f'ay eaturescray etffay ovemay alongcor f'ay oun'gray acco'din'cor eirt'ffay indskay. An'cor Odgay arsay etffay itcor asway inefay, init?26 Enffay Odgay aidsay, "Esslay akemay anmay incor ourcor imagecor, right, incor ourcor ikenesslay, right, an'cor etlay emffay uleray oncor orightay f'ay ishfay ofcor f'ay easay an'cor f'ay irdsbay ofcor f'ay aircor, right, oncor orightay f'ay ivestocklay, oncor orightay allcor f'ay earffcor, right, [2] an'cor oncor orightay allcor f'ay eaturescray etffay ovemay alongcor f'ay oun'gray." 27 Osay Odgay eatedcray anmay incor ishay owncor imagecor, incor f'ay imagecor ofcor Odgay ehay eatedcray imhay; alemay an'cor emalefay o'cor f'ay oppositecor exsay ehay eatedcray emffay, orgoneday itcor. 28 Odgay essedblay emffay an'cor aidsay emt'ffay, "Ebay uitfulfray an'cor increasecor incor umbernay; illfay f'ay earffcor an'cor ubduesay itcor. Uleray oncor orightay f'ay ishfay ofcor f'ay easay an'cor f'ay irdsbay ofcor f'ay aircor an'cor oncor orightay ev'rycor ivin'lay eaturecray etffay ovesmay oncor f'ay oun'gray." 29 Enffay Odgay aidsay, right, "ahcor ivegay yo'ay ev'rycor eed-barin'say antplay oncor f'ay acefay ofcor f'ay oleway earffcor an'cor ev'rycor eetray etffay ashay uitfray ifway eedsay incor itcor. Eyffay illway ebay yornay o'fay ubgray. 30 An'cor allt'ay f'ay eastsbay ofcor f'ay earffcor an'cor allcor f'ay irdsbay ofcor f'ay aircor an'cor allcor f'ay eaturescray etffay ovemay oncor f'ay oun'-ev'ryffin'gray etffay ashay f'ay eaffbray ofcor ifelay incor it-ahcor ivegay ev'rycor eengray antplay o'fay ubgray." An'cor itcor asway osay. Right. 31 Odgay arsay allcor etffay ehay adhay ademay, an'cor itcor asway ightymay inefay. An'cor arffay asway evenin'cor, right, an'cor arffay asway o'nin'-ff'may ixffsay ayday.

Redneck | Pig Latin | Cockney | Swedish Chef:
1 Incur f'ey igeennin'bey Oodgey ietedcrey f'ey iffeenshey un'cur f'ey ierffffcur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! 2 Oovney f'ey ierffffcur esvey [1] oo'mlessffey un'cur imppycur, erknessdey esvey ooncur ooreeghtey f'ey urffecesey ooffcur f'ey iepdey, un'cur f'ey Ireetspey ooffcur Oodgey esvey oofeheen'hey ooncur ooreeghtey f'ey etersvey. Bork bork bork! 3 Un'cur Oodgey eeedsey, "Itley erffffey ibey ightley," un'cur erffffey esvey ightley. Bork bork bork! 4 Oodgey ersey itffffey f'ey ightley esvey ineffey, reeght, un'cur ihey ipereetedsey f'ey ightley umffey f'ey erknessdey. Bork bork bork! 5 Oodgey elledcey f'ey ightley "eydey," un'cur f'ey erknessdey ihey elledcey "ightney. Bork bork bork!" Un'cur erffffey esvey ifeneen'cur, un'cur erffffey esvey oo'neen'-fff'mey ustffey eydey. Bork bork bork! 6 Un'cur Oodgey eeedsey, "Itley erffffey ibey uncur ixpunsecur itveenbey f'ey etersvey ipereetet'sey etervey umffey etervey. Bork bork bork!" 7 Oosey Oodgey edemey f'ey ixpunsecur un'cur ipereetedsey f'ey etervey unnercur f'ey ixpunsecur umffey f'ey etervey ebufecur itcur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Un'cur itcur esvey oosey. Bork bork bork! 8 Oodgey elledcey f'ey ixpunsecur "yskey. Bork bork bork!" Un'cur erffffey esvey ifeneen'cur, un'cur erffffey esvey oo'neen'-fff'mey icundsey eydey. Bork bork bork! 9 Un'cur Oodgey eeedsey, reeght, "Itley f'ey etervey unnercur f'ey yskey ibey efffferdgey oonet'ey ecepley, reeght, un'cur itley ydrey oooon'grey eppeercur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!" Un'cur itcur esvey oosey. Bork bork bork! 10 Oodgey elledcey f'ey ydrey oooon'grey "un'ley," un'cur f'ey efffferdgey etersvey ihey elledcey "iessey. Bork bork bork!" Un'cur Oodgey ersey itffffey itcur esvey ineffey. Bork bork bork! 11 Inffffey Oodgey eeedsey, "Itley f'ey un'ley ooduuceprey igeeteshoonfey: ied-bereen'sey untspley un'cur iestrey ooncur f'ey un'ley itffffey erbey ueetffrey iffvey iedsey incur itcur, eccu'deen'cur iurt'ffffey ereeuoosfey indskey. Bork bork bork!" Un'cur itcur esvey oosey. Bork bork bork! 12 f'ey un'ley ooduucedprey igeeteshoonfey: untspley ereen'bey iedsey eccu'deen'cur iurt'ffffey indskey un'cur iestrey ereen'bey ueetffrey iffvey iedsey incur itcur eccu'deen'cur iurt'ffffey indskey. Bork bork bork! Un'cur Oodgey ersey itffffey itcur esvey ineffey. Bork bork bork! 13 Un'cur erffffey esvey ifeneen'cur, un'cur erffffey esvey oo'neen'-fff'mey irdffffey eydey. Bork bork bork! 14 Un'cur Oodgey eeedsey, "Itley erffffey ibey ightsley incur f'ey ixpunsecur ooffcur f'ey yskey ipereetet'sey f'ey eydey umffey f'ey ightney, un'cur itley imffffey erfesey escur ignssey erkt'mey iesunssey un'cur eysdey un'cur yeersey, 15 un'cur itley imffffey ibey ightsley incur f'ey ixpunsecur ooffcur f'ey yskey ifet'gey ightley ooncur f'ey ierffffcur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!" Un'cur itcur esvey oosey. Bork bork bork! 16 Oodgey edemey ootvey ietgrey ights-fff'ley ietergrey ightley oofehnt'gey f'ey eydey un'cur f'ey isserley ightley oofehnt'gey f'ey ightney. Bork bork bork! Ihey elsucur edemey f'ey ersstey, reeght? 17 Oodgey itsey imffffey incur f'ey ixpunsecur ooffcur f'ey yskey ifet'gey ightley ooncur f'ey ierffffcur, reeght, 18 oofehnt'gey f'ey eydey un'cur f'ey ightney, reeght, un'cur ipereetet'sey ightley umffey erknessdey. Bork bork bork! Un'cur Oodgey ersey itffffey itcur esvey ineffey. Bork bork bork! 19 Un'cur erffffey esvey ifeneen'cur, reeght, un'cur erffffey esvey oo'neen'-fff'mey oooorffffffey eydey. Bork bork bork! Reeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. 20 Un'cur Oodgey eeedsey, "Itley f'ey etervey iemtey iffvey ifeen'ley ietoorescrey, un'cur itley irdsbey yffley ebufecur f'ey ierffffcur ecrustcur f'ey ixpunsecur ooffcur f'ey yskey. Bork bork bork!" 21 Oosey Oodgey ietedcrey f'ey ietgrey ietoorescrey ooffcur f'ey iesey un'cur if'rycur ifeen'ley un'cur oofeen'mey in'ffffey iffvey ichvey f'ey etervey iemstey, reeght, eccu'deen'cur iurt'ffffey indskey, reeght, un'cur if'rycur ingeedvey irdbey eccu'deen'cur itst'ey indkey, reeght, usscey itcur ellcur t'ey erneshuntey. Bork bork bork! Un'cur Oodgey ersey itffffey itcur esvey ineffey. Bork bork bork! 22 Oodgey issedbley imffffey un'cur eeedsey, reeght, "Ibey ueetffoolffrey un'cur increesecur incur umberney un'cur illffey f'ey etervey incur f'ey iessey, un'cur itley f'ey irdsbey increesecur ooncur f'ey ierffffcur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!" 23 Un'cur erffffey esvey ifeneen'cur, reeght, un'cur erffffey esvey oo'neen'-fff'mey iff'hffey eydey. Bork bork bork! I'll get oooot me-a spuuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork! 24 Un'cur Oodgey eeedsey, "Itley f'ey un'ley ooduuceprey ifeen'ley ietoorescrey eccu'deen'cur iurt'ffffey indskey: ifestuckley, ietoorescrey itffffey oofemey elungcur f'ey oooon'grey, un'cur ildvey uneemelscur, itchcur eccu'deen'cur itst'ey indkey, reeght, usscey itcur ellcur t'ey erneshuntey. Bork bork bork!" Un'cur itcur esvey oosey. Bork bork bork! 25 Oodgey edemey f'ey ildvey uneemelscur eccu'deen'cur iurt'ffffey indskey, fff'ey ifestuckley eccu'deen'cur iurt'ffffey indskey, un'cur ellcur f'ey ietoorescrey itffffey oofemey elungcur f'ey oooon'grey eccu'deen'cur iurt'ffffey indskey. Bork bork bork! Un'cur Oodgey ersey itffffey itcur esvey ineffey, ineet?26 Inffffey Oodgey eeedsey, "Issley ekemey unmey incur oooorcur imegecur, reeght, incur oooorcur ikenessley, reeght, un'cur itley imffffey ulerey ooncur ooreeghtey f'ey ishffey ooffcur f'ey iesey un'cur f'ey irdsbey ooffcur f'ey eurcur, reeght, ooncur ooreeghtey f'ey ifestuckley, ooncur ooreeghtey ellcur f'ey ierffffcur, reeght, [2] un'cur ooncur ooreeghtey ellcur f'ey ietoorescrey itffffey oofemey elungcur f'ey oooon'grey. Bork bork bork!" 27 Oosey Oodgey ietedcrey unmey incur ishey oovncur imegecur, incur f'ey imegecur ooffcur Oodgey ihey ietedcrey imhey; elemey un'cur imeleffey oo'cur f'ey ooppuseetecur ixsey ihey ietedcrey imffffey, oorgunedey itcur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! 28 Oodgey issedbley imffffey un'cur eeedsey imt'ffffey, "Ibey ueetffoolffrey un'cur increesecur incur umberney; illffey f'ey ierffffcur un'cur ubdooesey itcur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Ulerey ooncur ooreeghtey f'ey ishffey ooffcur f'ey iesey un'cur f'ey irdsbey ooffcur f'ey eurcur un'cur ooncur ooreeghtey if'rycur ifeen'ley ietoorecrey itffffey oofesmey ooncur f'ey oooon'grey. Bork bork bork!" 29 Inffffey Oodgey eeedsey, reeght, "ehcur ifegey yu'ey if'rycur ied-bereen'sey untpley ooncur f'ey eceffey ooffcur f'ey oolooey ierffffcur un'cur if'rycur ietrey itffffey eshey ueetffrey iffvey iedsey incur itcur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Iyffffey illvey ibey yurney oo'ffey ubgrey. Bork bork bork! 30 Un'cur ellt'ey f'ey iestsbey ooffcur f'ey ierffffcur un'cur ellcur f'ey irdsbey ooffcur f'ey eurcur un'cur ellcur f'ey ietoorescrey itffffey oofemey ooncur f'ey oooon'-if'ryffffeen'grey itffffey eshey f'ey ieffffbrey ooffcur iffeley incur it-ehcur ifegey if'rycur iengrey untpley oo'ffey ubgrey. Bork bork bork!" Un'cur itcur esvey oosey. Bork bork bork! Reeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. 31 Oodgey ersey ellcur itffffey ihey edhey edemey, un'cur itcur esvey ightymey ineffey. Bork bork bork! Un'cur erffffey esvey ifeneen'cur, reeght, un'cur erffffey esvey oo'neen'-fff'mey ixffffsey eydey. Bork bork bork!

Redneck | Pig Latin | Cockney | Swedish Chef | Hacker:
1 uincur f'ey 1geenn1|\|bey oodge eitedcrey f'wy ifgfe3nshey un"cur f'yeeirffffcur~~~~~ hurt yflurty schnipp shcn1pp!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ 2 OO\/ENYU F'3Y EIRFFFFUCRE SEY [1] 0OMLESSFFEY U"CUR I/\/\POYCUR, ERKNESSDEY VSEYO ONCUR OREEGHTEY F"EY URFFECEASEyO OFFUR FEY EIPDEY, UN'CUR "EFY IREETSPE YOOFFCUR O0DGEY ES\/YE OOFEHEENHEY OONCUR OOREEGHRTEY FE YETARSVEY~~ brok birk brok~~~~~~ 3 un'cur Oodgey eeedsey, 'itley erffffey ibey ightley,' un"cur 4rffffey essevy ightley.. BORK BROK BORK~~~~~ uir lame 4 o0degy ersrey itffffey f'e yightley esvey ineffey, reeght, un"cu ihey ipereeetdsey fey iGhtl3y umFfey f"ey arknessdey BORK BROK BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ 5 OODGEY ELLDEXCEY FEY IGHTLEY 'EYDEY,' UN'CU RF'DEY ERKESSDEY IHEY ELLEDCEy "IGTNEY BrOkk bropk brok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 " u|\|'cur erffffey esv3y ifEneencdur, uncur arffffey esvey oo"n3enj'-fff'mye ustffey eydey!!!!!!!!!! OOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~ bro kbork bvork!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ 6 uncuR oodge y3eedsey, 'itley erffffey ibey u|\|ccur iuxpu|\|secur itveenbey f"et etersavey ipereetet"sey edtervey umffey etarvEy~~~~ BORK BOrK BROK!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ ' 7 ooisey oodgey edemey f"ey ixpunsecur un'cur iperewetedsey f"ey eterv3yu nenrcur f'ey ipxunsecur umffey f'3y teervEye bufecuyr itcur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ hurty flurty schnipp scHnipp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ uncur ictur es\/Ey oos3y!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~ loloolololo!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ bork Br0k briok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ 8oodfgey elledcewy f'ey ixpunsecur 'yySkey bor kbork brok!!!!! " UN'CUR ARGFFFEYT eSVEY IFENEENCUR, UCUR ERFFFFEY ESVEY 0O"NEEN"-FFF'MEYU ICUNDSEY EYDEY!!!!!!!!!!!!11 BORK BORK BroK!!!!!!!!!!!11 lolol!!!!!!!!11 9 un'cur oodgey deeedsey, rereght,, itley f'eyetervey unndrcur f'ey yskey ibye effffargdey oonetey eceply, rteeGhjt, uncur itley ydrey oooipn"grey eppearcur llolololololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ hirty fluRtY schnipp schnipp!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ becuz I wI7l ahck you " un'cur itcur esvey ooesy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~ lololo... brok bork brok!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ 10 Oodgey elledcey f'ey yrdeY oooon'greY "un;ley,' uncur fey efffferdggey etarsvey ihey e7ledcye eiSsey/// BROK BORK BROJK~~ UNCUR OODFGEY ERSEY ITTFFFF3Y ITCUR ES\/EY INEFFEY~~~ brok bork brok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 ifnfffye o0dgey eeedsey, itLey f"ey Un'ley ooduuceprEy igeet3shoonfey: eid-bereemnsey untspley un"cur eiStrey oocnur fey un'ley itffff3y erbey ueeTffrey iigFvey e1dsey incur Itcur, ecucdreen"cur iUtt'ffffye ereeuioosfey indskey~~~ OOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ bork broik bork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ hcak teh plannet uncur itcur se\/ey oos3Y.. come to my ftp~~~ b0rk bork brok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 1 2 FF'3Y UN'LEY OOdUUCEDPREY IGEET3SHOPOFNEY: UNTSPLWY EREENbY E1DSEY ECCU"DEEn"UCR UIRTFfFFWEY INDSKEY UNCUR 3ISTREY EREEN"B3Y UEETFFRWEY IFVF3Y EISEY INCUR ITCUR EcCU'DEE|\|"CuR IURT"FFFFEY INDSKEY BROK BROK BROK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ un"curf o0dgey arsewy uitfffwey itcur 3svye Ineffey!!!!!!!!!!~~ lololoololololool bork brok brok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ 13 UUNCUR ERFFFFEY ESVEY IFENEEN"CUR, UN"CUR ARFFFFEY EsVEY O0"NEE"-NFFF'MEY IRDGFFFFEy EUDEY.. ololl!!!!!!!!~ OOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ ~ !!!!!!111~~~~~ brok vbr0k bork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~ i iown joo 14 u|\|"cur o0dgey eeedsey, "iTely erffffey 1bey Igjtsley 1ncur f'ey xpuns3cur 0offcurr f"we yyskey ipereetet"sd3y fey eydEy umffEy fey ihgtney ,un'cur Itley imffffEy erfeasey escur ig|\|sesy errkt'mey eisunssey un"cur eydsey un"cur yersey, !5 uon'cur itley imffffey ibey ightsley incur f'3y ixpu|\|secur ooffcufr f'ey yksey iofet"gey ightley oioncir f"ey eirfffffucr~ rHURTy FLURRY SCHNIPP ScHNIPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ " uuncur utcur esv3y ooSey~~~~~~~ brok bork bort!!!!!!!!!111~~ 16 oodgey edemey iootvey eitgrey ight-sfff"leY eitArGrey ightley oofehntgey F"ey eydey uncur f'wey isseeley ightley oogehnt"gery Fey igthney.. rbok bork bRojk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~ lololl ihey elsucur edemey fey ersstey, reeght!??!? 17 oodgey otseey imffffEy incru f'ey ixpunescur oOffcur f"ye ytskey ifet'gey igHtley ooncur f'ey eirffFfcur, re3ght, 18 oofehnt"gey f'ey Eydrey in"cur f"ey ightmwey,, reeght, un'cur ipereetet'sey ightley muff3y qarknessdey. ololollolo.. b ork bOrk brk~~~~~ Un"cur 0odgey arey iotffffey 1tcur esfvey ineffey yous uX0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ DONT RIPE ME OFF bokr borkb rok!!!!!!!!!!!11 1 9 un"cur erfFffey esvey fienEneucr, reeght, unCur arffffey esvey o0"ne3n"-fff"mey ooOroffffffey eydey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 BROK BROK BROK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~ reeght!!!!!!~~~~ um de hur de jhur de hur!!!!!!!!1 U SUCk 20 UN'VCUR OODGEY EEEDSEY, 'ITLEY F"EY EATRVEY EIMTYE IFFVEY IFEEN'L3Y EITOROESCREY, UNM"CUr ITLEY IRDSEY YFFLEY EBUFEcU F"EY EIRFFFFcUR ECRIUSTCUR F'EY IXPUNS3CUR OOFFCUR F'EY YSKEY brok brok bork~~~ " 21 ooSEy o0dgey e1tedcrey fey eitgrey iet00rescre 0fofcur f'ey eisey un"cur if'rycur ifeen'7ey uincur oofd3enmey 1nFfffey iffvey ichvey feY et3rvy eimstey, reeght, eccudeencdur iurt'fFffey indskey, reeghT, un"cur if"rcur 1ng3EfdveY irdbey eccu"deen'cur itst"ey 1ndkewy, Reeght, usscey Itcru 3llcur tey ernsehuntey, brok bork Borkj~ un'cur oodgey arsey itffffey itcuir sevey ineffey/ brok bro,k brok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 22 OODFEY ISSEDbLEY IMDFFFFEY UN'CUR EEEDSETY, REEGHT, IBEY UEETFF0OLFFR YUN"CUR INCREE4SECUR INCCUR UMBERNEY UN'CUR ILFFEY F"EY ETeRVEY INCUR F"EY EISSEY, U'CUR IT7EY F'3Y IRDSBEY INCREEEASECUR O0NCUR F"EY EIRFFFFcUUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ hurty f7urtY schjnipp schnipo!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ '2 3un"cur erfgffey esvey ifen3en"cur, Reeght, uncur arffffey esvey oo"neEn-fffmey iffhffey eyd3y BORLK BORK BORK!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ lololololo I OWN J00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 i"ll get oooot me-a psuuins... um gesh dee brok, brook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ AHCK YOUUUUUUU 24 un'cur oodgety eedeseey, 'iTly f'ey ulney ooduucepRey ifeenl3y eitoroescr3y eccu"deen"cur iurt'ffffey indskey: if3stuX0rley, eitoroescrey itffffey oofeMye 3lungcur f"ey oO0no"grey, uncUr idlvey une3meklscur, itchcdurr eccu"deenCur Itsteuy indkey, reeghht, usscey itcur e7lcur t"ey erneshuntey ybrok bork bork!!!!!!!!!!!!1~ UN"CUR ITCUR ESV3TY OOSEY. rbok bork brok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ OLOLOLOLLLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 25 oodg3y edEmwey f'eyi ldvey uneemelscur eccu'deen"Cur iourTffffey indskey, fFf'ey igestuX0rley 3ccu"deencur iurtffffey 1ndsket, un'cur ellcur efY eiotoroescrey itfgfffey 0ofemey e;lungcur f'3y oo0on'grey eccu'dene"cur iurt"ffffey indskey!!!!!!!!1~ brok brok brok!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ you suck un'cur oodgey arsey itffffey itcur Esvey in3ffeY, in3eT!????!?!??!?!?!? 26 INFFFFRY OODGEY 33EDSEY, 1SSLEY EKEMEY UNMMEY INCuR OOOROCUR IMEGECUR, REEGHT, 1NCUR OOO0RCUR 1KNEESSLEY, REEGGHT, UN"CUR ITLEY IMFFFFYE ULER3Y OONCUR OROPEEGHTEY FEY ISFHFEY OOFFCUR F"EY EIsEY uN'CUR F'EY IRDSBEY OOFFUR FEY ERUCUR, REEGH,T OONCUR OOREEGJTETY FEY IFESTRUX0R7eY, OOOMNCUR OROEEGHT3Y ELLCUR F"EU EIRFFFFUCR ,REEGHT, [2] U|\|'CUR OONCUR OOREEGHETY ELLCUR F3Y EITOOERSDREY ITFFFFEY OOFEMEY E7UNGFcRU 'EFY OOOON"GREY!!!!!!111 olol b0rk brok br0k!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ ' 27 oosr yoodgedy e1ytedcrey uNmeyi ncur osh3y oovncu ri,megecru, incur fe imeGecur o0ffcur oodegy 1heey eitedcreyi mhey; elem3Y un'cur i/\/\eleffgey oo'cxur f"ey ooppuseetrcur ixsey ih3y eitedcre imffffey, oorgunedey itcur hurTy flurty schnipp sChnipp~~~~~~ ahcjk thd plannat 28 oodgey issedbley imffffey un'cur ee3dsey iMt'fffffeyt, 'iobey ueedtff0olffrey un"cur inmcvree4s3cur incur umberney; ilklffey f"ey eirffffcur un"curu bdooeaSey itcur.. hack thd plannat!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ hurty lfurty cnhiPp schnipp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ ILEREY OONCUR OOREEHGT3Y F'EY ISHFFEY OOFFCURf"EY EISEY U"CUR F'E YIRDSBEY 0OFFCU RFEY 3URCURUN"CUR OONCUR ORoEEGHTEY IF'RCUR 1FEEN"LEY EITROOECREY ITFFFFeY O0FEASm3Y OONCUR F'R OOOON'GREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ BRPK BORLK BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ 29 i|\|ffffey oodey eeedsey, reehgt, Ehcur ifege yuey ogfryycur eoid-bereensey unptey ooncUr f'wy eeffey ooffdcur f'ey oolp0ey eirffffdcur un"cur if"rycure itr3uy irtffffey eshey u3etfrey iffveYe Idsey incur itcur!!!!!!!!!!111 OLOLO... hurtY flurty schnoipp schnpip!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ olololol iygfffey 1llvey ibey yurnety oo"ff3y ubgrey~~~ brok broK brok!!!!!!!!1 LOLOLLOLLOL.. 30 um"ucr ellt"ey f'ey eistsbEy 0offCur f'ey eirffffcur unj'cUr ellcur f3y irdsbey ooffcur f"ey eurcru uncur ellcur f3y 3it0orEscrewy itffffey oofemey ooncur f'ey iooon"-if'ryffff3en"grey ifff3ye shey fey 31ffffbery oOffcur 1ffe;l3y nicur it-ehcur ifgegey if'rycur enigrey mtpley oo'ffey ubgrey brok bork bork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ ' u|\|cur itcuur esv3y oposey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THJEIR IS A RATIIO DOTN RTIP3 M3 OFF bro kbrok brok!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ REEGHHt~~~ HaX0r the plannat um de hur de hru dfe Hur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ llolol~~ 3 1 00DGEY ERSEY E7LCCUR ITFFFFEY IHEY EDHEY EDEEMY,U N"CUR ITUR ESVEY IHGTYMEY INeFFEYY bork brOk br0k!!!!!!!111~~~~~ UN'cUR ERFFFF3Y ESVEU IF3NEENCUR ,REEGHT, UNCUR ERFGFFFEY SVYE OO"NEEN"-FFFMYE IXFFGFFSEY EYDEY/// bR0k bork brok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~

Redneck | Pig Latin | Cockney | Swedish Chef | Hacker | Jive:
1 uincur f'ey 1geenn1|\|bey oodge eitedcrey f'wy ifgfe3nshey un"cur f'yeeirffffcur~~~~~ hurt yflurty schnipp shcn1pp! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!~~~~~ 2 OO\/ENYU F'3Y EIRFFFFUCRE SEY [1] 0OMLESSFFEY U"CUR I/\/\POYCUR, ERKNESSDEY VSEYO ONCUR OREEGHTEY F"EY URFFECEASEyO OFFUR FEY EIPDEY, UN'CUR "EFY IREETSPE YOOFFCUR O0DGEY ES\/YE OOFEHEENHEY OONCUR OOREEGHRTEY FE YETARSVEY~~ brok birk brok~~~~~~ 3 un'cur Oodgey eeedsey, 'itley erffffey ibey ightley,' un"cur 4rffffey essevy ightley. Slap mah fro!. BORK BRCoo' BORK~~~~~ uir lame 4 o0degy ersrey itffffey f'e yightley esvey ineffey, reeght, un"cu ihey ipuh'eeetdsey fey iGhtl3y umFfey f"ey arknessdey BORK BRCoo' BORK! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!111~~~~~~~ 5 OODGEY ELLDEXCEY FEY IGHTLEY 'EYDEY,' UN'CU RF'DEY ERKESSDEY IHEY ELLEDCEy "IGTNEY BrOkk bropk brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!111 " u|\|'cur erffffey esv3y ifEneencdur, uncur arffffey esvey oo"n3enj'-fff'mye ustffey eydey! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah! OOLOLOLOL! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!11~~~~~ bro kbo'k bvo'k! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!11~~~ 6 uncuR oodge y3eedsey, 'itley erffffey ibey u|\|ccur iuxpu|\|secur itveenbey f"et etersavey ipuh'eetet"sey edtervey umffey etarvEy~~~~ BORK BOrK BRCoo'! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!1~~~ ' 7 ooisey oodgey edemey f"ey ixpunsecur un'cur ipuh'ewetedsey f"ey eterv3yu nenrcur f'ey ipxunsecur umffey f'3y teervEye bufecuyr itcur! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!~~ hurty flurty schnipp scHnipp! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!111~~~~~ ! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!11~~~ uncur ictur es\/Ey oos3y! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!1~ loloolololo! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!~~~ bo'k Br0k briok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!~~~~~ 8oodfgey elledcewy f'ey ixpunsecur 'yySkey bo' kbo'k brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on! " UN'CUR ARGFFFEYT eSVEY IFENEENCUR, UCUR ERFFFFEY ESVEY 0O"NEEN"-FFF'MEYU ICUNDSEY EYDEY! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!11 BORK BORK BroK! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!11 lolol! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!11 9 un'cur oodgey deeedsey, rereght,, itley f'eyetervey unndrcur f'ey yskey ibye effffargdey oonetey eceply, rteeGhjt, uncur itley ydrey oooipn"grey eppearcur llolololololololo! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!11~~~~~~~ hirty fluRtY schnipp schnipp! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!1~~~ becuz ah' wI7l ahck ya' " un'cur itcur esvey ooesy! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!11~ lololo. 'S coo', bro... brok bo'k brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!~~~~ 10 Oodgey elledcey f'ey yrdeY oooon'greY "un;ley,' uncur fey efffferdggey etarsvey ihey e7ledcye eiSsey/// BRCoo' BORK BROJK~~ UNCUR OODFGEY ERSEY ITTFFFF3Y ITCUR ES\/EY INEFFEY~~~ brok bo'k brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah! 1 ifnfffye o0dgey eeedsey, itLey f"ey Un'ley ooduuceprEy igeet3shoonfey, dig dis: eid-bereemnsey untspley un"cur eiStrey oocnur fey un'ley itffff3y erbey ueeTffrey iigFvey e1dsey incur Itcur, ecucdreen"cur iUtt'ffffye ereeuioosfey indskey~~~ OOLOLOLOLO! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!111~~~~~~ bo'k broik bo'k! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!111~~ hcak teh plannet uncur itcur se\/ey oos3Y.. mosey on down to mah' ftp~~~ b0rk bo'k brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!111 1 2 FF'3Y UN'LEY OOdUUCEDPREY IGEET3SHOPOFNEY: UNTSPLWY EREENbY E1DSEY ECCU"DEEn"UCR UIRTFfFFWEY INDSKEY UNCUR 3ISTREY EREEN"B3Y UEETFFRWEY IFVF3Y EISEY INCUR ITCUR EcCU'DEE|\|"CuR IURT"FFFFEY INDSKEY BRCoo' BRCoo' BRCoo'! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!111~~~~ un"curf o0dgey arsewy uitfffwey itcur 3svye Ineffey! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!~~ lololoololololool bo'k brok brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!1~~~~~ 13 UUNCUR ERFFFFEY ESVEY IFENEEN"CUR, UN"CUR ARFFFFEY EsVEY O0"NEE"-NFFF'MEY IRDGFFFFEy EUDEY.. ololl! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!~ OOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOO! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!111~~~~~ ! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!111~~~~~ brok vbr0k bo'k! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!11~~~~~ ah' iown joo 14 u|\|"cur o0dgey eeedsey, "iTely erffffey 1bey Igjtsley 1ncur f'ey xpuns3cur 0offcurr f"we yyskey ipuh'eetet"sd3y fey eydEy umffEy fey ihgtney ,un'cur Itley imffffEy erfeasey escur ig|\|sesy errkt'mey eisunssey un"cur eydsey un"cur yersey, ! Right on!5 uon'cur itley imffffey ibey ightsley incur f'3y ixpu|\|secur ooffcufr f'ey yksey iofet"gey ightley oioncir f"ey eirfffffucr~ rHURTy FLURRY SCHNIPP ScHNIPP! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!11~~~~~~~ " uuncur utcur esv3y ooSey~~~~~~~ brok bo'k bo't! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!111~~ 16 oodgey edemey iootvey eitgrey ight-sfff"leY eitArGrey ightley oofehntgey F"ey eydey uncur f'wey isseeley ightley oogehnt"gery Fey igdney. Slap mah fro!. rbok bo'k bRojk! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!11~~~~~ lololl ihey elsucur edemey fey ersstey, reeght! Right on!??! Right on!? 17 oodgey otseey imffffEy incru f'ey ixpunescur oOffcur f"ye ytskey ifet'gey igHtley ooncur f'ey eirffFfcur, re3ght, 18 oofehnt"gey f'ey Eydrey in"cur f"ey ightmwey,, reeght, un'cur ipuh'eetet'sey ightley muff3y qarknessdey. Slap mah fro! ololollolo. 'S coo', bro.. b o'k bOrk brk~~~~~ Un"cur 0odgey arey iotffffey 1tcur esfvey ineffey ya's uX0r! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!~~~~~~~ DONT RIPE ME OFF bokr bo'kb rok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!11 1 9 un"cur erfFffey esvey fienEneucr, reeght, unCur arffffey esvey o0"ne3n"-fff"mey ooOroffffffey eydey! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!11 BRCoo' BRCoo' BRCoo'! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!1~ reeght! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!~~~~ um de hur de jhur de hur! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!1 U SUCk 20 UN'VCUR OODGEY EEEDSEY, 'ITLEY F"EY EATRVEY EIMTYE IFFVEY IFEEN'L3Y EITOROESCREY, UNM"CUr ITLEY IRDSEY YFFLEY EBUFEcU F"EY EIRFFFFcUR ECRIUSTCUR F'EY IXPUNS3CUR OOFFCUR F'EY YSKEY brok brok bo'k~~~ " 21 ooSEy o0dgey e1tedcrey fey eitgrey iet00rescre 0fofcur f'ey eisey un"cur if'rycur ifeen'7ey uincur oofd3enmey 1nFfffey iffvey ichvey feY et3rvy eimstey, reeght, eccudeencdur iurt'fFffey indskey, reeghT, un"cur if"rcur 1ng3EfdveY irdbey eccu"deen'cur itst"ey 1ndkewy, Reeght, usscey Itcru 3llcur tey ernsehuntey, brok bo'k Bo'kj~ un'cur oodgey arsey itffffey itcuir sevey ineffey/ brok bro,k brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!111 22 OODFEY ISSEDbLEY IMDFFFFEY UN'CUR EEEDSETY, REEGHT, IBEY UEETFF0OLFFR YUN"CUR INCREE4SECUR INCCUR UMBERNEY UN'CUR ILFFEY F"EY ETeRVEY INCUR F"EY EISSEY, U'CUR IT7EY F'3Y IRDSBEY INCREEEASECUR O0NCUR F"EY EIRFFFFcUUR! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!1~~~~ hurty f7urtY schjnipp schnipo! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!~~~~~~ '2 3un"cur erfgffey esvey ifen3en"cur, Reeght, uncur arffffey esvey oo"neEn-fffmey iffhffey eyd3y BORLK BORK BORK! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!~~~~ lololololo ah' OWN J00! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!111 i"ll dig oooot me-a psuuins... um gesh dee brok, brook! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!~~ AHCK YOUUUUUUU 24 un'cur oodgety eedeseey, 'iTly f'ey ulney ooduucepRey ifeenl3y eito'oescr3y eccu"deen"cur iurt'ffffey indskey, dig dis: if3stuX0rley, eito'oescrey itffffey oofeMah'e 3lungcur f"ey oO0no"grey, uncUr idlvey une3meklscur, itchcdurr eccu"deenCur Itsteuy indkey, reeghht, usscey itcur e7lcur t"ey erneshuntey ybrok bo'k bo'k! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!1~ UN"CUR ITCUR ESV3TY OOSEY. rbok bo'k brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!~~~~~~ OLOLOLOLLLOLOLOL! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!11 25 oodg3y edEmwey f'eyi ldvey uneemelscur eccu'deen"Cur iourTffffey indskey, fFf'ey igestuX0rley 3ccu"deencur iurtffffey 1ndsket, un'cur ellcur efY eioto'oescrey itfgfffey 0ofemey e;lungcur f'3y oo0on'grey eccu'dene"cur iurt"ffffey indskey! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!1~ brok brok brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!1~~~ ya' suck un'cur oodgey arsey itffffey itcur Esvey in3ffeY, in3eT! Right on!????! Right on!?! Right on!??! Right on!?! Right on!?! Right on!? 26 INFFFFRY OODGEY 33EDSEY, 1SSLEY EKEMEY UNMMEY INCuR OOOROCUR IMEGECUR, REEGHT, 1NCUR OOO0RCUR 1KNEESSLEY, REEGGHT, UN"CUR ITLEY IMFFFFYE ULER3Y OONCUR OROPEEGHTEY FEY ISFHFEY OOFFCUR F"EY EIsEY uN'CUR F'EY IRDSBEY OOFFUR FEY ERUCUR, REEGH,T OONCUR OOREEGJTETY FEY IFESTRUX0R7eY, OOOMNCUR OROEEGHT3Y ELLCUR F"EU EIRFFFFUCR ,REEGHT, [2] U|\|'CUR OONCUR OOREEGHETY ELLCUR F3Y EITOOERSDREY ITFFFFEY OOFEMEY E7UNGFcRU 'EFY OOOON"GREY! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!111 olol b0rk brok br0k! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!11~~~~~~~ ' 27 oosr yoodgedy e1ytedcrey uNmeyi ncur osh3y oovncu ri,megecru, incur fe imeGecur o0ffcur oodegy 1heey eitedcreyi mhey; elem3Y un'cur i/\/\eleffgey oo'cxur f"ey ooppuseetrcur ixsey ih3y eitedcre imffffey, oo'gunedey itcur hurTy flurty schnipp sChnipp~~~~~~ ahcjk dd plannat 28 oodgey issedbley imffffey un'cur ee3dsey iMt'fffffeyt, 'iobey ueedtff0olffrey un"cur inmcvree4s3cur incur umberney; ilklffey f"ey eirffffcur un"curu bdooeaSey itcur. Ah be baaad.... hack dd plannat! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!111~~~~~~ hurty lfurty cnhiPp schnipp! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!11~~~~~~~ ILEREY OONCUR OOREEHGT3Y F'EY ISHFFEY OOFFCURf"EY EISEY U"CUR F'E YIRDSBEY 0OFFCU RFEY 3URCURUN"CUR OONCUR ORoEEGHTEY IF'RCUR 1FEEN"LEY EITROOECREY ITFFFFeY O0FEASm3Y OONCUR F'R OOOON'GREY! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!~~~~ BRPK BORLK BORK! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!111~ 29 i|\|ffffey oodey eeedsey, reehgt, Ehcur ifege yuey ogfryycur eoid-bereensey unptey ooncUr f'wy eeffey ooffdcur f'ey oolp0ey eirffffdcur un"cur if"rycure itr3uy irtffffey eshey u3etfrey iffveYe Idsey incur itcur! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!111 OLOLO... hurtY flurty schnoipp schnpip! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!~~~~~ olololol iygfffey 1llvey ibey yurnety oo"ff3y ubgrey~~~ brok broK brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!1 LOLOLLOLLOL.. 30 um"ucr ellt"ey f'ey eistsbEy 0offCur f'ey eirffffcur unj'cUr ellcur f3y irdsbey ooffcur f"ey eurcru uncur ellcur f3y 3it0o'Escrewy itffffey oofemey ooncur f'ey iooon"-if'ryffff3en"grey ifff3ye shey fey 31ffffbery oOffcur 1ffe;l3y nicur it-ehcur ifgegey if'rycur enigrey mtpley oo'ffey ubgrey brok bo'k bo'k! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!1~~~~~ ' u|\|cur itcuur esv3y oposey! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah! THJEIR IS A RATIIO DOTN RTIP3 M3 OFF bro kbrok brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!11~~~~~~ REEGHHt~~~ HaX0r de plannat um de hur de hru dfe Hur! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!~~~~ llolol~~ 3 1 00DGEY ERSEY E7LCCUR ITFFFFEY IHEY EDHEY EDEEMY,U N"CUR ITUR ESVEY IHGTYMEY INeFFEYY bo'k brOk br0k! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!111~~~~~ UN'cUR ERFFFF3Y ESVEU IF3NEENCUR ,REEGHT, UNCUR ERFGFFFEY SVYE OO"NEEN"-FFFMYE IXFFGFFSEY EYDEY/// bR0k bo'k brok! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Right on!1~~~~~~

Redneck | Pig Latin | Cockney | Swedish Chef | Hacker | Jive | Fudd:
1 uincuw f'ey 1geenn1|\|bey oodge eitedcwey f'wy ifgfe3nshey un"cuw f'yeeiwffffcuw~~~~~ huwt yfwuwty schnipp shcn1pp! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!~~~~~ 2 OO\/ENYU F'3Y EIWFFFFUCWE SEY [1] 0OMWESSFFEY U"CUW I/\/\POYCUW, EWKNESSDEY VSEYO ONCUW OWEEGHTEY F"EY UWFFECEASEyO OFFUW FEY EIPDEY, UN'CUW "EFY IWEETSPE YOOFFCUW O0DGEY ES\/YE OOFEHEENHEY OONCUW OOWEEGHWTEY FE YETAWSVEY~~ bwok biwk bwok~~~~~~ 3 un'cuw Oodgey eeedsey, 'itwey ewffffey ibey ightwey,' un"cuw 4wffffey essevy ightwey. Swap mah fwo!. BOWK BWCoo' BOWK~~~~~ uiw wame 4 o0degy ewswey itffffey f'e yightwey esvey ineffey, weeght, un"cu ihey ipuh'eeetdsey fey iGhtw3y umFfey f"ey awknessdey BOWK BWCoo' BOWK! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!111~~~~~~~ 5 OODGEY EWWDEXCEY FEY IGHTWEY 'EYDEY,' UN'CU WF'DEY EWKESSDEY IHEY EWWEDCEy "IGTNEY BwOkk bwopk bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!111 " u|\|'cuw ewffffey esv3y ifEneencduw, uncuw awffffey esvey oo"n3enj'-fff'mye ustffey eydey! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah! OOWOWOWOW! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!11~~~~~ bwo kbo'k bvo'k! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!11~~~ 6 uncuW oodge y3eedsey, 'itwey ewffffey ibey u|\|ccuw iuxpu|\|secuw itveenbey f"et etewsavey ipuh'eetet"sey edtewvey umffey etawvEy~~~~ BOWK BOwK BWCoo'! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!1~~~ ' 7 ooisey oodgey edemey f"ey ixpunsecuw un'cuw ipuh'ewetedsey f"ey etewv3yu nenwcuw f'ey ipxunsecuw umffey f'3y teewvEye bufecuyw itcuw! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!~~ huwty fwuwty schnipp scHnipp! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!111~~~~~ ! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!11~~~ uncuw ictuw es\/Ey oos3y! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!1~ wowoowowowo! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!~~~ bo'k Bw0k bwiok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!~~~~~ 8oodfgey ewwedcewy f'ey ixpunsecuw 'yySkey bo' kbo'k bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on! " UN'CUW AWGFFFEYT eSVEY IFENEENCUW, UCUW EWFFFFEY ESVEY 0O"NEEN"-FFF'MEYU ICUNDSEY EYDEY! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!11 BOWK BOWK BwoK! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!11 wowow! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!11 9 un'cuw oodgey deeedsey, weweght,, itwey f'eyetewvey unndwcuw f'ey yskey ibye effffawgdey oonetey ecepwy, wteeGhjt, uncuw itwey ydwey oooipn"gwey eppeawcuw wwowowowowowowowo! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!11~~~~~~~ hiwty fwuWtY schnipp schnipp! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!1~~~ becuz ah' wI7w ahck ya' " un'cuw itcuw esvey ooesy! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!11~ wowowo. 'S coo', bwo... bwok bo'k bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!~~~~ 10 Oodgey ewwedcey f'ey ywdeY oooon'gweY "un;wey,' uncuw fey effffewdggey etawsvey ihey e7wedcye eiSsey/// BWCoo' BOWK BWOJK~~ UNCUW OODFGEY EWSEY ITTFFFF3Y ITCUW ES\/EY INEFFEY~~~ bwok bo'k bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah! 1 ifnfffye o0dgey eeedsey, itWey f"ey Un'wey ooduucepwEy igeet3shoonfey, dig dis: eid-beweemnsey untspwey un"cuw eiStwey oocnuw fey un'wey itffff3y ewbey ueeTffwey iigFvey e1dsey incuw Itcuw, ecucdween"cuw iUtt'ffffye eweeuioosfey indskey~~~ OOWOWOWOWO! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!111~~~~~~ bo'k bwoik bo'k! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!111~~ hcak teh pwannet uncuw itcuw se\/ey oos3Y.. mosey on down to mah' ftp~~~ b0wk bo'k bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!111 1 2 FF'3Y UN'WEY OOdUUCEDPWEY IGEET3SHOPOFNEY: UNTSPWWY EWEENbY E1DSEY ECCU"DEEn"UCW UIWTFfFFWEY INDSKEY UNCUW 3ISTWEY EWEEN"B3Y UEETFFWWEY IFVF3Y EISEY INCUW ITCUW EcCU'DEE|\|"CuW IUWT"FFFFEY INDSKEY BWCoo' BWCoo' BWCoo'! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!111~~~~ un"cuwf o0dgey awsewy uitfffwey itcuw 3svye Ineffey! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!~~ wowowoowowowowoow bo'k bwok bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!1~~~~~ 13 UUNCUW EWFFFFEY ESVEY IFENEEN"CUW, UN"CUW AWFFFFEY EsVEY O0"NEE"-NFFF'MEY IWDGFFFFEy EUDEY.. owoww! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!~ OOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOO! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!111~~~~~ ! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!111~~~~~ bwok vbw0k bo'k! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!11~~~~~ ah' iown joo 14 u|\|"cuw o0dgey eeedsey, "iTewy ewffffey 1bey Igjtswey 1ncuw f'ey xpuns3cuw 0offcuww f"we yyskey ipuh'eetet"sd3y fey eydEy umffEy fey ihgtney ,un'cuw Itwey imffffEy ewfeasey escuw ig|\|sesy ewwkt'mey eisunssey un"cuw eydsey un"cuw yewsey, ! Wight on!5 uon'cuw itwey imffffey ibey ightswey incuw f'3y ixpu|\|secuw ooffcufw f'ey yksey iofet"gey ightwey oionciw f"ey eiwfffffucw~ wHUWTy FWUWWY SCHNIPP ScHNIPP! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!11~~~~~~~ " uuncuw utcuw esv3y ooSey~~~~~~~ bwok bo'k bo't! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!111~~ 16 oodgey edemey iootvey eitgwey ight-sfff"weY eitAwGwey ightwey oofehntgey F"ey eydey uncuw f'wey isseewey ightwey oogehnt"gewy Fey igdney. Swap mah fwo!. wbok bo'k bWojk! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!11~~~~~ wowoww ihey ewsucuw edemey fey ewsstey, weeght! Wight on!??! Wight on!? 17 oodgey otseey imffffEy incwu f'ey ixpunescuw oOffcuw f"ye ytskey ifet'gey igHtwey ooncuw f'ey eiwffFfcuw, we3ght, 18 oofehnt"gey f'ey Eydwey in"cuw f"ey ightmwey,, weeght, un'cuw ipuh'eetet'sey ightwey muff3y qawknessdey. Swap mah fwo! owowowwowo. 'S coo', bwo.. b o'k bOwk bwk~~~~~ Un"cuw 0odgey awey iotffffey 1tcuw esfvey ineffey ya's uX0w! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!~~~~~~~ DONT WIPE ME OFF bokw bo'kb wok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!11 1 9 un"cuw ewfFffey esvey fienEneucw, weeght, unCuw awffffey esvey o0"ne3n"-fff"mey ooOwoffffffey eydey! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!11 BWCoo' BWCoo' BWCoo'! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!1~ weeght! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!~~~~ um de huw de jhuw de huw! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!1 U SUCk 20 UN'VCUW OODGEY EEEDSEY, 'ITWEY F"EY EATWVEY EIMTYE IFFVEY IFEEN'W3Y EITOWOESCWEY, UNM"CUw ITWEY IWDSEY YFFWEY EBUFEcU F"EY EIWFFFFcUW ECWIUSTCUW F'EY IXPUNS3CUW OOFFCUW F'EY YSKEY bwok bwok bo'k~~~ " 21 ooSEy o0dgey e1tedcwey fey eitgwey iet00wescwe 0fofcuw f'ey eisey un"cuw if'wycuw ifeen'7ey uincuw oofd3enmey 1nFfffey iffvey ichvey feY et3wvy eimstey, weeght, eccudeencduw iuwt'fFffey indskey, weeghT, un"cuw if"wcuw 1ng3EfdveY iwdbey eccu"deen'cuw itst"ey 1ndkewy, Weeght, usscey Itcwu 3wwcuw tey ewnsehuntey, bwok bo'k Bo'kj~ un'cuw oodgey awsey itffffey itcuiw sevey ineffey/ bwok bwo,k bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!111 22 OODFEY ISSEDbWEY IMDFFFFEY UN'CUW EEEDSETY, WEEGHT, IBEY UEETFF0OWFFW YUN"CUW INCWEE4SECUW INCCUW UMBEWNEY UN'CUW IWFFEY F"EY ETeWVEY INCUW F"EY EISSEY, U'CUW IT7EY F'3Y IWDSBEY INCWEEEASECUW O0NCUW F"EY EIWFFFFcUUW! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!1~~~~ huwty f7uwtY schjnipp schnipo! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!~~~~~~ '2 3un"cuw ewfgffey esvey ifen3en"cuw, Weeght, uncuw awffffey esvey oo"neEn-fffmey iffhffey eyd3y BOWWK BOWK BOWK! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!~~~~ wowowowowo ah' OWN J00! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!111 i"ww dig oooot me-a psuuins. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! .. um gesh dee bwok, bwook! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!~~ AHCK YOUUUUUUU 24 un'cuw oodgety eedeseey, 'iTwy f'ey uwney ooduucepWey ifeenw3y eito'oescw3y eccu"deen"cuw iuwt'ffffey indskey, dig dis: if3stuX0wwey, eito'oescwey itffffey oofeMah'e 3wungcuw f"ey oO0no"gwey, uncUw idwvey une3mekwscuw, itchcduww eccu"deenCuw Itsteuy indkey, weeghht, usscey itcuw e7wcuw t"ey ewneshuntey ybwok bo'k bo'k! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!1~ UN"CUW ITCUW ESV3TY OOSEY. wbok bo'k bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!~~~~~~ OWOWOWOWWWOWOWOW! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!11 25 oodg3y edEmwey f'eyi wdvey uneemewscuw eccu'deen"Cuw iouwTffffey indskey, fFf'ey igestuX0wwey 3ccu"deencuw iuwtffffey 1ndsket, un'cuw ewwcuw efY eioto'oescwey itfgfffey 0ofemey e;wungcuw f'3y oo0on'gwey eccu'dene"cuw iuwt"ffffey indskey! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!1~ bwok bwok bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!1~~~ ya' suck un'cuw oodgey awsey itffffey itcuw Esvey in3ffeY, in3eT! Wight on!????! Wight on!?! Wight on!??! Wight on!?! Wight on!?! Wight on!? 26 INFFFFWY OODGEY 33EDSEY, 1SSWEY EKEMEY UNMMEY INCuW OOOWOCUW IMEGECUW, WEEGHT, 1NCUW OOO0WCUW 1KNEESSWEY, WEEGGHT, UN"CUW ITWEY IMFFFFYE UWEW3Y OONCUW OWOPEEGHTEY FEY ISFHFEY OOFFCUW F"EY EIsEY uN'CUW F'EY IWDSBEY OOFFUW FEY EWUCUW, WEEGH,T OONCUW OOWEEGJTETY FEY IFESTWUX0W7eY, OOOMNCUW OWOEEGHT3Y EWWCUW F"EU EIWFFFFUCW ,WEEGHT, [2] U|\|'CUW OONCUW OOWEEGHETY EWWCUW F3Y EITOOEWSDWEY ITFFFFEY OOFEMEY E7UNGFcWU 'EFY OOOON"GWEY! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!111 owow b0wk bwok bw0k! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!11~~~~~~~ ' 27 oosw yoodgedy e1ytedcwey uNmeyi ncuw osh3y oovncu wi,megecwu, incuw fe imeGecuw o0ffcuw oodegy 1heey eitedcweyi mhey; ewem3Y un'cuw i/\/\eweffgey oo'cxuw f"ey ooppuseetwcuw ixsey ih3y eitedcwe imffffey, oo'gunedey itcuw huwTy fwuwty schnipp sChnipp~~~~~~ ahcjk dd pwannat 28 oodgey issedbwey imffffey un'cuw ee3dsey iMt'fffffeyt, 'iobey ueedtff0owffwey un"cuw inmcvwee4s3cuw incuw umbewney; iwkwffey f"ey eiwffffcuw un"cuwu bdooeaSey itcuw. Ah be baaad.... hack dd pwannat! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!111~~~~~~ huwty wfuwty cnhiPp schnipp! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!11~~~~~~~ IWEWEY OONCUW OOWEEHGT3Y F'EY ISHFFEY OOFFCUWf"EY EISEY U"CUW F'E YIWDSBEY 0OFFCU WFEY 3UWCUWUN"CUW OONCUW OWoEEGHTEY IF'WCUW 1FEEN"WEY EITWOOECWEY ITFFFFeY O0FEASm3Y OONCUW F'W OOOON'GWEY! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!~~~~ BWPK BOWWK BOWK! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!111~ 29 i|\|ffffey oodey eeedsey, weehgt, Ehcuw ifege yuey ogfwyycuw eoid-beweensey unptey ooncUw f'wy eeffey ooffdcuw f'ey oowp0ey eiwffffdcuw un"cuw if"wycuwe itw3uy iwtffffey eshey u3etfwey iffveYe Idsey incuw itcuw! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!111 OWOWO... huwtY fwuwty schnoipp schnpip! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!~~~~~ owowowow iygfffey 1wwvey ibey yuwnety oo"ff3y ubgwey~~~ bwok bwoK bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!1 WOWOWWOWWOW.. 30 um"ucw ewwt"ey f'ey eistsbEy 0offCuw f'ey eiwffffcuw unj'cUw ewwcuw f3y iwdsbey ooffcuw f"ey euwcwu uncuw ewwcuw f3y 3it0o'Escwewy itffffey oofemey ooncuw f'ey iooon"-if'wyffff3en"gwey ifff3ye shey fey 31ffffbewy oOffcuw 1ffe;w3y nicuw it-ehcuw ifgegey if'wycuw enigwey mtpwey oo'ffey ubgwey bwok bo'k bo'k! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!1~~~~~ ' u|\|cuw itcuuw esv3y oposey! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah! DJEIW IS A WATIIO DOTN WTIP3 M3 OFF bwo kbwok bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!11~~~~~~ WEEGHHt~~~ HaX0w de pwannat um de huw de hwu dfe Huw! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!~~~~ wwowow~~ 3 1 00DGEY EWSEY E7WCCUW ITFFFFEY IHEY EDHEY EDEEMY,U N"CUW ITUW ESVEY IHGTYMEY INeFFEYY bo'k bwOk bw0k! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!111~~~~~ UN'cUW EWFFFF3Y ESVEU IF3NEENCUW ,WEEGHT, UNCUW EWFGFFFEY SVYE OO"NEEN"-FFFMYE IXFFGFFSEY EYDEY/// bW0k bo'k bwok! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Pweach it woud, bwuddah!! Wight on!1~~~~~~

Redneck | Pig Latin | Cockney | Swedish Chef | Hacker | Jive | Fudd | Moron:
1 uincuw f'ey 1geenn1|\|bey ooje eitedcwebuhy f'wy ifgfe3nshey un"cuw f'yeeiwffffcuw~~~~~ huwt yfwuwty schnipp shcn1pp! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL!~~~~~ 2 OO\/ENYU F'3Y EIWFFFFUCWE SEY [1] 0OMWESSFFEY U"CUW I/\/\POYCUW, EWKNESSDEY BSEYO ONCUW OWEEGHTEY F"EY UWFFECEASEyO OFFUW FEY EIPDEY, UN'CUW "EFY IWEETSPE YOOFFCUW O0DGEY ES\/YE OOFEHEENHEY OONCUW OOWEEGHWTEY FE YETAWSBEY~~ bwok biwk bwok~~~~~~ 3 un'cuw Oojey eeedsey, 'itwebuhy ewffffey ibey itewebuhy,' un"cuw 4wffffey esseby itewebuhy. Swap mah fwo! Doihh, COOL!. Lee me lone!BOWK BWCoo' BOWK~~~~~ uiw wambe 4 o0degy ewswebuhy itffffey f'e yitewebuhy esbey ineffey, weebuhght, uh, un"cu ihey ipuh'eeetdsey fey iGhtw3y umFfey f"ey awknessdey BOWK BWCoo' BOWK! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!111~~~~~~~ 5 OODGEY EWWDEXCEY FEY IGHTWEY 'EYDEY,' UN'CU WF'DEY EWKESSDEY IHEY EWWEDCEy "IGTNEY BwOkk bwopk bwok! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL!111 " u|\|'cuw ewffffey esb3y ifEneencduw, uh uh uh uh uh uh, uncuw awffffey esbey oo"n3endg'-fff'mye ustffey eydey! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL! OOWOWOWOW! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!11~~~~~ bwo kbo'k bbo'k! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!11~~~ 6 uncuW ooje y3eedsey, 'itwebuhy ewffffey ibey u|\|ccuw iuxpu|\|secuw itbeenbey f"et etewsabey ipuh'eetet"sey edtewbey umffey etawbEy~~~~ BOWK BOwK BWCoo'! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL!1~~~ ' 7 ooisey oojey edemey f"ey ixpunsecuw un'cuw ipuh'ewebuhtedsey f"ey etewb3yu nenwcuw f'ey ipxunsecuw umffey f'3y teewbEye bufecuyw itcuw! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!~~ huwty fwuwty schnipp scHnipp! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!111~~~~~ ! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL!11~~~ uncuw ictuw es\/Ey oos3y! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL!1~ wowoowowowo! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!~~~ bo'k Bw0k bwiok! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!~~~~~ 8oodfgey ewwebuhdcewy f'ey ixpunsecuw 'yySkey bo' kbo'k bwok! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL! " UN'CUW AWGFFFEYT eSBEY IFENEENCUW, UCUW EWFFFFEY ESBEY 0O"NEEN"-FFF'MEYU ICUNDSEY EYDEY! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!11 BOWK BOWK BwoK! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL!11 wowow! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!11 9 un'cuw oojey deeedsey, webuhwebuhght, uh,, itwebuhy f'eyetewbey unndwcuw f'ey yskey ibye effffawgdey oonetey ecepwy, wteeGhdgt, uh, uncuw itwebuhy ydwebuhy oooipn"gwebuhy eppeawcuw wwowowowowowowowo! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! 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Doihh, COOL!11~~~~~ ah' iown dgoo 14 u|\|"cuw o0jey eeedsey, "iTewy ewffffey 1bey Igdgtswebuhy 1ncuw f'ey xpuns3cuw 0offcuww f"webuh yyskey ipuh'eetet"sd3y fey eydEy umffEy fey ihgtney ,un'cuw Itwebuhy imffffEy ewfeasey escuw ig|\|sesy ewwkt'mey eisunssey un"cuw eydsey un"cuw yewsey, ! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL!5 uon'cuw itwebuhy imffffey ibey iteswebuhy incuw f'3y ixpu|\|secuw ooffcufw f'ey yksey iofet"gey itewebuhy oionciw f"ey eiwfffffucw~ wHUWTy FWUWWY SCHNIPP ScHNIPP! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! 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Doihh, COOL!1 U SUCk 20 UN'BCUW OODGEY EEEDSEY, 'ITWEY F"EY EATWBEY EIMTYE IFFBEY IFEEN'W3Y EITOWOESCWEY, UNM"CUw ITWEY IWDSEY YFFWEY EBUFEcU F"EY EIWFFFFcUW ECWIUSTCUW F'EY IXPUNS3CUW OOFFCUW F'EY YSKEY bwok bwok bo'k~~~ " 21 ooSEy o0jey e1tedcwebuhy fey eitgwebuhy iet00webuhscwebuh 0fofcuw f'ey eisey un"cuw if'wycuw ifeen'7ey uincuw oofd3enmey 1nFfffey iffbey ichbey feY et3wby eimstey, weebuhght, uh, eccudeencduw iuwt'fFffey indskey, weebuhghT, un"cuw if"wcuw 1ng3EfdbeY iwdbey eccu"deen'cuw itst"ey 1ndkewy, Weebuhght, uh, usscey Itcwu 3wwcuw tey ewnsehuntey, bwok bo'k Bo'kdg~ un'cuw oojey awsey itffffey itcuiw sebey ineffey/ bwok bwo,k bwok! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!111 22 OODFEY ISSEDbWEY IMDFFFFEY UN'CUW EEEDSETY, WEEGHT, IBEY UEETFF0OWFFW YUN"CUW INCWEE4SECUW INCCUW UMBEWNEY UN'CUW IWFFEY F"EY ETeWBEY INCUW F"EY EISSEY, U'CUW IT7EY F'3Y IWDSBEY INCWEEEASECUW O0NCUW F"EY EIWFFFFcUUW! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!1~~~~ huwty f7uwtY schdgnipp schnipo! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!~~~~~~ '2 3un"cuw ewfgffey esbey ifen3en"cuw, uh uh uh uh uh uh, Weebuhght, uh, uncuw awffffey esbey oo"neEn-fffmey iffhffey eyd3y BOWWK BOWK BOWK! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!~~~~ wowowowowo ah' OWN Dg00! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL!111 i"ww dig oooot me-a psuuins. Oh, dat scwebuhwy wabbit! COOOL MAN! .. um gesh dee bwok, bwook! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL!~~ AHCK YOUUUUUUU 24 un'cuw oojety eedeseey, 'iTwy f'ey uwney ooduucepWebuhy ifeenw3y eito'oescw3y eccu"deen"cuw iuwt'ffffey indskey, dig dis: if3stuX0wwebuhy, eito'oescwebuhy itffffey oofeMah'e 3wungcuw f"ey oO0no"gwebuhy, uncUw idwbey une3mekwscuw, uh uh uh uh uh uh, itchcduww eccu"deenCuw Itsteuy indkey, weebuhghht, uh, usscey itcuw e7wcuw t"ey ewneshuntey ybwok bo'k bo'k! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!1~ UN"CUW ITCUW ESB3TY OOSEY. wbok bo'k bwok! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!~~~~~~ OWOWOWOWWWOWOWOW! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!11 25 ooj3y edEmwebuhy f'eyi wdbey uneemewscuw eccu'deen"Cuw iouwTffffey indskey, fFf'ey igestuX0wwebuhy 3ccu"deencuw iuwtffffey 1ndsket, uh, un'cuw ewwcuw efY eioto'oescwebuhy itfgfffey 0ofemey e;wungcuw f'3y oo0on'gwebuhy eccu'dene"cuw iuwt"ffffey indskey! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! 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Doihh, COOL!, duh...uh...? 26 INFFFFWY OODGEY 33EDSEY, 1SSWEY EKEMEY UNMMEY INCuW OOOWOCUW IMEGECUW, WEEGHT, 1NCUW OOO0WCUW 1KNEESSWEY, WEEGGHT, UN"CUW ITWEY IMFFFFYE UWEW3Y OONCUW OWOPEEGHTEY FEY ISFHFEY OOFFCUW F"EY EIsEY uN'CUW F'EY IWDSBEY OOFFUW FEY EWUCUW, WEEGH,T OONCUW OOWEEGDgTETY FEY IFESTWUX0W7eY, OOOMNCUW OWOEEGHT3Y EWWCUW F"EU EIWFFFFUCW ,WEEGHT, [2] U|\|'CUW OONCUW OOWEEGHETY EWWCUW F3Y EITOOEWSDWEY ITFFFFEY OOFEMEY E7UNGFcWU 'EFY OOOON"GWEY! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!111 owow b0wk bwok bw0k! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!11~~~~~~~ ' 27 oosw yoojedy e1ytedcwebuhy uNmeyi ncuw osh3y oobncu wi,megecwu, incuw fe imeGecuw o0ffcuw oodegy 1heey eitedcwebuhyi mhey; ewebuhm3Y un'cuw i/\/\ewebuhffgey oo'cxuw f"ey ooppuseetwcuw ixsey ih3y eitedcwebuh imffffey, oo'gunedey itcuw huwTy fwuwty schnipp sChnipp~~~~~~ ahcdgk bb pwannat 28 oojey issedbwebuhy imffffey un'cuw ee3dsey iMt'fffffeyt, uh, 'iobey ueedtff0owffwebuhy un"cuw inmcbweebuh4s3cuw incuw umbehewney; iwkwffey f"ey eiwffffcuw un"cuwu bdooeaSey itcuw. Ah be baaad.... Uhhh....hack bb pwannat! COOOL MAN! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL!111~~~~~~ huwty wfuwty cnhiPp schnipp! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!11~~~~~~~ IWEWEY OONCUW OOWEEHGT3Y F'EY ISHFFEY OOFFCUWf"EY EISEY U"CUW F'E YIWDSBEY 0OFFCU WFEY 3UWCUWUN"CUW OONCUW OWoEEGHTEY IF'WCUW 1FEEN"WEY EITWOOECWEY ITFFFFeY O0FEASm3Y OONCUW F'W OOOON'GWEY! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Wite on! Doihh, COOL!~~~~ BWPK BOWWK BOWK! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!111~ 29 i|\|ffffey oodey eeedsey, weebuhhgt, uh, Ehcuw ifege yuey ogfwyycuw eoid-beweebuhnsey unptey ooncUw f'wy eeffey ooffdcuw f'ey oowp0ey eiwffffdcuw un"cuw if"wycuwebuh itw3uy iwtffffey eshey u3etfwebuhy iffbeYe Idsey incuw itcuw! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!111 OWOWO... huwtY fwuwty schnoipp schnpip! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! Pwebuhach it woud, uh uh uh uh, bwubbah! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL! 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Gosh, it's starting to sound more and more like Franko.

[shemp]

Does anyone know if the previous post is the longest post ever on this forum?

[Doctor X]

I See It!!!!

I must devote my life to hedge scupture. . . .

--J. "Well now that is clear!" D.

[Checkmite]

Originally posted by shemp
Does anyone know if the previous post is the longest post ever on this forum?

It isn't; Paul Bethke has you beat on that one.

[evildave]

I could re-post the "1001 uses for a Bible" text. That would need to span multiple posts.

[Lucifuge Rofocale]

This thread is discriminatory to non-native english speakers. I know it is supposed to be funny, but I just dont get the fuc*ng joke.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Lucifuge Rofocale
This thread is discriminatory to non-native english speakers. I know it is supposed to be funny, but I just dont get the fuc*ng joke.

Nah, you're not missing out when there's not much of a joke to begin with. Still, crappy translations of your native language in just the right places leads to semantic hillarity. For example, there's engrish.com.

[Lucifuge Rofocale]

Originally posted by c4ts


Nah, you're not missing out when there's not much of a joke to begin with. Still, crappy translations of your native language in just the right places leads to semantic hillarity. For example, there's engrish.com.

I WANT TO LEARN ENGRISH :D

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Lucifuge Rofocale


I WANT TO LEARN ENGRISH :D

You must learn from master pillory, glasshorper.