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edthedoc
12th March 2003, 06:05 AM
Oh, blimey, what next...

"...A bill has been put forward in the United States to designate a day to honour space aliens. Dan Foley, a Republican from Roswell, New Mexico, the area where some say aliens landed, proposed an "Extra-terrestrial Culture Day" every second Thursday in February..."

from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2841455.stm

Agammamon
12th March 2003, 08:07 AM
Tell him we'll give 'em a whole week if they stop buggering cattle.

Kiri
12th March 2003, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by edthedoc
Oh, blimey, what next...

"...A bill has been put forward in the United States to designate a day to honour space aliens. Dan Foley, a Republican from Roswell, New Mexico, the area where some say aliens landed, proposed an "Extra-terrestrial Culture Day" every second Thursday in February..."

from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/2841455.stm

No way in hell! These are ILLEGAL aliens!

kourama
12th March 2003, 01:12 PM
Alien day?

Is that anymore crazy than giving everyone the day off to celebrate the birth in human form of the son of a thing that will torture you for eternity if you question it's undying love for you*? Oh yeah, and you can't see it, or talk to it, or test for it's existence, which you shouldn't do anyway since it is jealous and loving and vengeful and fair and will punish your offspring for 7 generations for something you do wrong, which is hard to figure out since pretty much all the rules seem to contradict each other in that 'perfect' book that it put it's message in?

or what about that other day, when we celebrate the death of this son, who was sacrificed for us by this loving, caring being who demands blood, someone's blood, ANYONE's blood, as long as someone pays for our sins. How do we celebrate that one? By hiding little chocolate eggs around the backyard, and tell our children a bunny-rabbit left them there.

I think Alien day makes about as much sense.

Damn, another reason to spend money presents!

*stolen from george carlin

fishbob
12th March 2003, 01:46 PM
Paid time off for Extra-terrestrial Culture Day sounds good to me. Of course the day off from work would have to be the Friday or Monday nearest to the 2nd Thursday of Feb.

Kiri
12th March 2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by kourama
Alien day?

Is that anymore crazy than giving everyone the day off to celebrate the birth in human form of the son of a thing that will torture you for eternity if you question it's undying love for you*? Oh yeah, and you can't see it, or talk to it, or test for it's existence, which you shouldn't do anyway since it is jealous and loving and vengeful and fair and will punish your offspring for 7 generations for something you do wrong, which is hard to figure out since pretty much all the rules seem to contradict each other in that 'perfect' book that it put it's message in?

or what about that other day, when we celebrate the death of this son, who was sacrificed for us by this loving, caring being who demands blood, someone's blood, ANYONE's blood, as long as someone pays for our sins. How do we celebrate that one? By hiding little chocolate eggs around the backyard, and tell our children a bunny-rabbit left them there.

I think Alien day makes about as much sense.

Damn, another reason to spend money on presents!



OF COURSE it doesn't make sense, but I'll gladly take another paid day off!

BTW, the bunny thing was stolen from the pagans. So was Yule.

Skeptical Greg
12th March 2003, 01:55 PM
Just another " Hallmark " day...

February is going to be a problem.. What, with trying to get out the ' Alien Day ' cards around Valentine's and St Patrick's day and all the Easter crap right around the corner..

kittynh
12th March 2003, 08:13 PM
Honor them???

I plan to blow the crap out of them if they land here!

I just live to be Sigourney Weaver for just one day....

Reginald
13th March 2003, 02:35 AM
Any chance of an "Atlantis day"?

I have some old Patric Duffy videos We could watch while mot working!!

:D

blackpriester
13th March 2003, 07:19 AM
Quote:
Alien day?

or what about that other day, when we celebrate the death of this son, who was sacrificed for us by this loving, caring being who demands blood, someone's blood, ANYONE's blood, as long as someone pays for our sins. How do we celebrate that one? By hiding little chocolate eggs around the backyard, and tell our children a bunny-rabbit left them there.

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Of course, when we celebrate Easter, we celebtrate the rising from the dead, not the death of ermmm... what was his name again ;)?

kourama
13th March 2003, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by blackpriester
Quote:
Alien day?

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Of course, when we celebrate Easter, we celebtrate the rising from the dead, not the death of ermmm... what was his name again ;)?

Great Zombie Jeezus!

I'd vote in favour of festivus. I've already got my list of greivances and I've checked it twice!