Elvis Presley was killed by the freemasons

[IdiotWhacker]

I have no indication if this is a poe, but frankly the person says that Elvis Presley was killed by the freemasons and there after Resurrected.:confused:

http://elvistruth.wordpress.com/2008/02/19/kill-the-king/
http://elvistruth.wordpress.com/2008/02/26/the-return-of-the-king/

[Scott Sommers]

I'm glad to see we're back dealing with serious issues.

[fromdownunder]

Elvis is still alive and running a McDonalds in Iceland with Michael Jackson and Princess Diana.

Norm

[Dcdrac]

He was killed by eating too many burgers......

[thedopefishlives]

Elvis? He ain't dead, he just went home.

[tsig]

Elvis? He ain't dead, he just went home.

He's just pining for the fjords.

[Lisa Simpson]

Elvis is still alive and running a McDonalds in Iceland with Michael Jackson and Princess Diana.

Norm

He's just pining for the fjords.

Are there fjords in Iceland?

[Mudcat]

Are there fjords in Iceland?

I don't know, but there's plenty of ice in iceland. :boxedin:

[Lucian]

Are there fjords in Iceland?

Yes.

ETA: Map (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Map_of_Iceland.svg) of Iceland. The claw-like bit in the northwest is the Westfjords (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westfjords).

[Lanzy]

On the exact day and very close to the exact minute Elvis died, I was driving to Oklahoma with my wife. I pointed to Graceland and told my wife, we need to go there when we have more time.

Yes, I killed Elvis with my deadly pointy finger.

[bynmdsue]

If only The King had had health insurance then he wouldn't have died.

[tsig]

If only The King had had health insurance then he wouldn't have died.

Did someone just ride a hobby horse in here, oh look at what it's done on the floor. Hobby horse manure.

[BazBear]

I heard that it was the Knights of Columbus who killed him.

[Border Reiver]

I heard that it was the Knights of Columbus who killed him.

It was the Knights of the Dinner Table (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_of_the_Dinner_Table), assisted by the Order of the Stick. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html)

My money's on Belkar, that hairy footed god of war.

[LightinDarkness]

Well, someone had to do it. We couldn't just let him get away with his groovy tunes and seductive dance moves. He had to be stopped.

[BaaBaa]

"Elvis is everywhere."- M. Nixon

[Erock]

He was killed by eating too many burgers......

I think this little fella contributed more than the burgers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich

The freemason sandwich, confirming that the OP assertion is correct:D

[Erock]

Are there fjords in Iceland?

Not really, but there are plenty of Vjolvos.

[Oz1976]

Elvis is still alive and running a McDonalds in Iceland with Michael Jackson and Princess Diana.

Norm

You forgot 2Pac and Biggie are with them too!

[JohnG]

He was killed by eating too many burgers......


Don't be cruel.

[Alferd_Packer]

He was killed by eating too many burgers......

burgers, hell. it was the fried bananas and giant scrapple pies.

[SpitfireIX]

"Elvis is everywhere."- M. Nixon


Except in Michael J. Fox, the evil anti-Elvis. Elvis is also in Joan Rivers, but he's trying to get out. :D

[gabeygoat]

All I know, is that after decades of drinking and smoking, and having sex with the wrong people, I hope y'all blame my death on an imaginary organization for my mother's sake.

[IdiotWhacker]

I'm glad to see we're back dealing with serious issues. i do not know he gives us no references to the reason why he believe this stuff just that he believes that the powerful imaginary organization has a resurrection machine like the movie the Re-Animator and that what else he can think of is evidence of what they might have.