Just dip your wand in the remedy and wave it at the patient

[Badly Shaved Monkey]

Beyond parody;


http://homeopathyforums.hpathy.com//forum_posts.asp?TID=1559

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

Is there any way that homeopathy doesn't work? Apparently snot.

~~ Paul

[Soapy Sam]

"Well done Lassie? "


They have homoeopathic dogs now?

[Badly Shaved Monkey]

Originally posted by Paul C. Anagnostopoulos
Is there any way that homeopathy doesn't work? Apparently snot.

~~ Paul

It's just so funny the kind of stuff they apparently seriously believe and come out with when they think no one is watching.

It rather gives the lie to any pretence of rationality.

[Rolfe]

It has some of that stuff we've seen before about homoeopathy being used to "ease the animal's passing". This plays two ways. When we point out that they can't possibly cure everything, and what would they do with [insert terminal condition here]? They say that they can somehow "help" even as they let the patient die. Then when I've asked about that book review in which it is claimed there is "a homoeopathic method of gentle euthanasia", and please explain how that works, I get the same stuff about "easing the passing". Never an admission that homoeopathic remedies can kill, of course. Unless death was what was going to happen anyway.

Just more of the same. Homoeopathy works, so long as you define "works" as anything that happens to happen afterwards.

Rolfe.

[geni]

Originally posted by Rolfe
Never an admission that homoeopathic remedies can kill, of course. Unless death was what was going to happen anyway.

Hanneman admits it could kill a sick child thats about as far as it goes.

[LostAngeles]

Originally posted by Badly Shaved Monkey
Beyond parody;


http://homeopathyforums.hpathy.com//forum_posts.asp?TID=1559

...*head hits desk*

[Eos of the Eons]

You dissolve the remedy in (cooled boiled water) and splash or squirt the dilution in/onto the animal`s face whereupon the remedy will be absorbed by the mucous membranes of the mouth/lips, nose or eyes. I would even use a waterpistol if necessary e.g. if I didn`t have a proper syringe or in case I wouldn`t be able to splash it on properly

ROFLMAO!

Hey, I mentioned in another thread that since homeopathy is supposed to be this magical thing that helps your magical energy, then why would you need to drink it? Just touch it.

Well...voila! Hey, wouldn't you think that having a bath would cause so much absorption that we couldn't handle a dunk in a tub or river or whatever? What properties of water is being absorbed here?

I honestly try to reason out the thinking, and it just causes more questions-silly ones, but questions nonetheless.

[popsy]

They talk about using a dose of Ignatia, as I am unfamiliar with this, I looked it up on the web. I was enchanted with some of its purported uses. For instance:

"Is used to help treat shocks, fright, bereavement, piles as well as piercing headaches."

Piles and piercing headaches, I wonder why those two together?
:D

[Yahweh]

A genious piece of satire!!! :D :D :D

(Wait, is it satire?)

[Rolfe]

Originally posted by Badly Shaved Monkey
Beyond parody;

http://homeopathyforums.hpathy.com//forum_posts.asp?TID=1559 That link isn't working now. Just a glitch, or are they hiding this one too because we're laughing at it?

Rolfe.

[geni]

Originally posted by Rolfe
That link isn't working now. Just a glitch, or are they hiding this one too because we're laughing at it?

Rolfe.

There site was donw briefly and there board is still messed up.

[shemp]

[idiot homeopathic believer]it does TOO work! i hav a cousin who is a homoepath. he is a homoepath doctor well he wud be but they thru him out of scool becaus he was SMATER than all the doctors! so one day i ws sick and went to this doctor (who is a FRAUD of course!) and he charged me a lot of money and made me take some crap he preskribd and it made me SICK AS A DOG! so my cousin said i will fix you up right good, so he went out back of his trailer into the woods and got some weeds, i mean herbs, and he boiled them up then he dilooted it with water, then he dipped his weenie in it and we had sex (he is SOOOOOO hotttttttttt!) and i felt better! now i am carrying his baby but i am sure that it will be just as smart and will grow up to be a homoepath doctor too!!! so all you septical losers can GO TO HELL![/idiot homeopathic believer mode]

[Agammamon]

Originally posted by Rolfe
. . . "a homoeopathic method of gentle euthanasia", and please explain how that works. . .

Wouldn't that be the same as drowning it?

[Psi Baba]

Can you *send* the message "Ignatia" mentally?
Can you write the remedy on a piece of paper and put it on the cage?
Okay, I know some people won't believe the last two can work but we don't have proof it can't and doesn't, do we?So there! NYAH!!!

[Eos of the Eons]

we couldnot give him it and just put it on his cage that he was kept in on account of his injuries and GUESS WHAT he still did fine and his jaw healed quicker that our vet even suspected so I think you are wright on this one, mind you this was 3 years ago.

Erm, hey, why not just go to a homeopath and hold the bottle of water in your hand, but not buy it. You should be cured still :p