Nie Trink Wasser
13th March 2003, 03:04 PM
hmmph ?
30 things men are thinking :
1. It's okay if I'm an apathetic pervert. I have nice hair, money and I'm popular.
2. Everyone around you knows your ex-boyfriend wasn't the real *******, but keep on talking.
3. We ignore you or treat you like **** and you to pay more attention to us. Strange isn't it ?
4. Stop assuming so much please.
5. Don't hate us for having a dick. (As if that's possible.)
6. Yes, you are the most beautiful princess, but if you get a big head, then we can find another most beautiful princess.
7. Go into detail about your period or lack of one. You can pretend it scares us if it makes you feel more in control.
8. If you have cramps, let us know how we can help alleviate them.
9. Say what you mean or shut up.
10. We can groom ourselves as you like as long as you don't bitch and moan about that too.
11. Sure you can put make-up on us. Can we shave your upper lip ?
12. Betting against your own team is fairly low, so expect bad news when you do.
13. If you keep asking us about being fat and won't accept an honest answer then stop whining
14. We can pretend your ****** music is great if you can too.
15. You wish you could piss like us and it pisses you off.
16. Your parents should have abused you more when you got violent for not getting your way.
17. If you treat us like we cant live without you, obviously we can, learn to be a better person.
18. communicate. We can't magically know everything about you, your past and what you would like, when you can't do it for us. It's called conditioning.
19. If you play jealousy sports, don't bitch about the conflict and don't wonder why we have even less respect for you.
20. If you kick us in the balls for laughs, you'd laugh if we kicked you in the vagina, right ?
21. Threaten us with physical violence when you're jealous. If only we had witnesses.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs funny looking. They make us laugh. That's it. She's a bimbo.
23. We have a dick, you have a vagina. Why is this such an issue ?
24. PMS is not a good defense against retalliation.
25. Closing toilet lids is pretty *********** easy.
26. Don't tell us how great your ex-boyfriend was, because you were just complaining about him a week ago and this jealousy theme is getting old.
27. The way to a guys heart isn't through emotionally fueled, psychotic abuse.
28. Sure, you're great in bed. You aren't reallly just a control freak, lying there, doing nothing.
29. "Why can't we just be friends'" ? Not now, dumbass.
30. Learn how to take compliments through practice. Try giving them once and a while.
30 things men are thinking :
1. It's okay if I'm an apathetic pervert. I have nice hair, money and I'm popular.
2. Everyone around you knows your ex-boyfriend wasn't the real *******, but keep on talking.
3. We ignore you or treat you like **** and you to pay more attention to us. Strange isn't it ?
4. Stop assuming so much please.
5. Don't hate us for having a dick. (As if that's possible.)
6. Yes, you are the most beautiful princess, but if you get a big head, then we can find another most beautiful princess.
7. Go into detail about your period or lack of one. You can pretend it scares us if it makes you feel more in control.
8. If you have cramps, let us know how we can help alleviate them.
9. Say what you mean or shut up.
10. We can groom ourselves as you like as long as you don't bitch and moan about that too.
11. Sure you can put make-up on us. Can we shave your upper lip ?
12. Betting against your own team is fairly low, so expect bad news when you do.
13. If you keep asking us about being fat and won't accept an honest answer then stop whining
14. We can pretend your ****** music is great if you can too.
15. You wish you could piss like us and it pisses you off.
16. Your parents should have abused you more when you got violent for not getting your way.
17. If you treat us like we cant live without you, obviously we can, learn to be a better person.
18. communicate. We can't magically know everything about you, your past and what you would like, when you can't do it for us. It's called conditioning.
19. If you play jealousy sports, don't bitch about the conflict and don't wonder why we have even less respect for you.
20. If you kick us in the balls for laughs, you'd laugh if we kicked you in the vagina, right ?
21. Threaten us with physical violence when you're jealous. If only we had witnesses.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs funny looking. They make us laugh. That's it. She's a bimbo.
23. We have a dick, you have a vagina. Why is this such an issue ?
24. PMS is not a good defense against retalliation.
25. Closing toilet lids is pretty *********** easy.
26. Don't tell us how great your ex-boyfriend was, because you were just complaining about him a week ago and this jealousy theme is getting old.
27. The way to a guys heart isn't through emotionally fueled, psychotic abuse.
28. Sure, you're great in bed. You aren't reallly just a control freak, lying there, doing nothing.
29. "Why can't we just be friends'" ? Not now, dumbass.
30. Learn how to take compliments through practice. Try giving them once and a while.