Any questions for god?

The way I'm going I am probably going to shuffle off this mortal coil some time. Do any of you have any questions for god just in case we are all wrong about this atheism stuff?

I can't guarantee you will get an answer but I'll try to get back to you.

[DrChinese]

No.

[kerfer]

Originally posted by jimmygun
The way I'm going I am probably going to shuffle off this mortal coil some time. Do any of you have any questions for god just in case we are all wrong about this atheism stuff?

I can't guarantee you will get an answer but I'll try to get back to you.

Do the Unicorns like to be ridden by the elves?

[Rose]

Sure. Why doesn't Jesus ever drop in for a nice glass of vino and some freshly made bread now and then? Or at least send his Dad to make an appearance now and then publically so alll of us poor heathen can get a clue as wo which god we're supposed to worship.

[evildave]

Darn, Kerfer beat me to it. Though mine was going to be about Santa....

[muscleman]

Originally posted by kerfer


Do the Unicorns like to be ridden by the elves?

Atheist will say "If God is not fake because u want proof he is, then prove to me tooth fairies/unicorns don’t hover around earth every night".

Smart Christian will say "A claim can b proven fake by lack of evidence. What evidence do u have of tooth fairy? How many eyewitnesses? Millions? If tooth fairies plucked out a teeth, is there any scientific investigation done to it?/ If so can u show it? How many testified? Show me healing, supernatural/miracles documented in the name of tooth fairy. How many died for tooth fairy to verify its value? / Thousands? Is there a Historical location of it? If so, where? Give up? Well tooth fairy because of its lack of evidence is fake. Period...


I hear alot of "toothfairy" and "giant purple squid monkey" or "SIX BREASTED DOMINATRIX FROM JUPITER" being thrown around here and there in an attempt to disprove the existence of God...But why do atheists even use the word "SIX BREASTED DOMINATRIX FROM JUPITER" or giant purple squid monkey and claim to base their belief in scientific research?

Check this...Let us observe why atheists use "giant purple squid monkey" or "toothfairy" so many times in order to disprove God..

1.) Toothfairy contains no scientifical evidence, no historical logical location, no testimonial evidence...

2.) As a result, it gives them that "FEELING" that since it is illogic to believe in toothfairies which to them contains no evidence, then why should they believe in God? How is God any different??

There is alot of errors concerning this claims...First and foremost, existence of toothfairy claim & giant purple squid monkey cannot be used as analogy to the existence of God...

If u use toothfairy as analogy to the existence of God, then u should have no problem providing the same valid evidence as there is for God...

1.) Show me how many are martyred in the name of toothfairy....

2.) Show many how many churches built in the name of toothfairy...

3.) How many believers of the existence of toothfairy? MILLIONS? Are they professors? University Grads? Presidents? JUST TO CLARIFY IT, DONT USE INSANE, RETARDED, DRUG ADDICTS AS A REFFERENCE, OR 6 YRS OLD KIDS, THAT DOESNT GIVE THE SAME ANALOGICAL EVIDENCE FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD....

Using toothfairy and Giant purple squidmonkey as analogy to God is like saying "WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE A CAR CAN RUN AS FAST AS 60 MPH? MIGHT AS WELL BELIEVE A TOOTHPICK RUNS JUST AS FAST AS WELL..."

ITS STUPID, toothpick doesnt have an engine, doesnt have a wheel, etc. therefore u cant use toothpick as analogy to a car...In the same way u cant use toothfairy as analogy concerning the existence of God...Even if you can find ways to use science to prove the existence of toothfairies (though unlikely), u still cant use it as analogy to God unless of course u can provide the same amount of evidence....
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So what is the lesson here? That atheists based their beliefs on feelings and emotions as well...

I can understand many peeps became atheists bcus they reject miracles, effects of faith, testimonial evidence, historical evidence, etc... As a result of their denial, it had a great effect on them psychologically... In a way they are brainwashing themselves.. So its so easy for them to use toothfairy as analogy to God, because they see no evidence of God, the same way they see no evidence of toothfairy, NOT THAT THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF GOD, THERE IS, BUT THEY ARE IN COMPLETE DENIAL, THUS BRAINWASHING THEMSELVES, A real hard effect on them psychologically, making them an atheist...


in summary: YOU CANNOT USE "TOOTHFAIRY" OR 6 BREASTED DOMINATRIX FROM JUPITER AS ANALOGY TO GOD, BECAUSE THAT IS LIKE USING A TOOTHPICK AS ANALOGY TO A CAR.....GOT IT ? ----------------------------------------------------------


Once again, In case you didnt get it...I will type it AGAIN (as always..)...A claim can be proven fake by lack of evidence......

It is important to use testiomy as an evidence when making analogy concerning God, bcuz thats part of God, having followers and all...

When Mark McGuire took creatine, because the guy is muscular, everyone else wants to take creatine........When Michael Jordan uses Nike and he claimed that the shoe helped him jump high, AND BECAUSE HE JUMPS HIGH, that evidence made many people who wants to jump high buy Nike.....But of course this is just an analogy and we both know that they are PAID $$$ to say this, and it can be a lie FOR $$$ IS A GOOD REASON TO LIE....

This is the same thing as the apostles, while you believe that they are liars, I believe they are genuine....
I see no gain for the apostles to lie, they were stoned, mocked, persecuted, and at the end tortured to death, thats the opposite of what a person would do when lying. Now of course if the apostles got $$$ millions of cash and gold, women, good attention, etc...Then I see a possibility of them as a liar....And in addition to that, THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS (MAYBE MILLIONS) FOLLOWED THEIR EXAMPLES AND WERE MARTYRED AS WELL FOR THEIR FAITH (Want 2 bring out suicidal bombing if that is considered martyrdom?).....

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Originally posted by muscleman

Smart Christian.....

LOL. Now that's funny!!!

[fishbob]

The way I'm going I am probably going to shuffle off this mortal coil some time. Do any of you have any questions for god just in case we are all wrong about this atheism stuff? Don't go shuffling off just yet - hang around a while longer. Why should I believe somebody that told me you had sent me the answers?

[Filippo Lippi]

"Why Muscleman?"

Damn it Muscleman...Reading your nonsense post just wasted three minutes of my life and put me that much closer to kicking the bucket. Do you or do you not have a question for god?

I am in fine health, I don't expect to go any time soon but like the folks who will deliver messages to your long dead relatives, I will promise to ask your questions if it turns out that all evidence and logic is in error.

I for one would like to know how many BB's I fired when I was a kid? How much did I spend on firecrackers? How much would I have today if I never took any of my empties back?

What's the total combined weight of all my dumps? Why do you kill little kids? Who would win a fight between Lil Abner and Jethro Bodine? Between Emanuel Lewis and Gary Coleman?

Who would you rather sleep with...Bailey Quarters or Marcie Post? When people hear voices are they like Charleton Heston's or more like Minnie Pearl's? What is the reason for so many innocents being tortured and killed everyday?

Why do you like to see people suffer? Why don't you snap your fingers and make everything all right?

That sort of thing!

[BillyTK]

Coupla things I've wondered about...

(1) Why do you always find stuff in the last place you look?

(2) Does the devil really have all the best tunes, 'cos that could seriously affect my afterlife provision planning?

[Gregor]

1. If you laid every girl who went out with sailors end to end. . . would anyone be particularly surprised?

2. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-roll tootsie pop?

3. why are there braille imprints on drive-through ATM machines?

4. Why Yanni, why?

5. If a man is speaking in the middle of a forest with no women around, is he still wrong?

[Tesserat]

question for god (more of a request)

"Could you please dictate another book? An isane amount of space on the internet is taken up by really weird quotes out of your last one. If you could do another book, that is consistant and non-contradictory, it would help a lot, and save many lives. thanks"

[SpaceLord]

Originally posted by BillyTK
Coupla things I've wondered about...

(1) Why do you always find stuff in the last place you look?




Hey, I'm not even a full-fledged deity, and I can answer this. If you're looking for something, and you find it, you stop looking, because you found it. Right?


Next!

[SpaceLord]

Originally posted by BillyTK
Coupla things I've wondered about...

(1) Why do you always find stuff in the last place you look?




Hey, I'm not even a full-fledged deity, and I can answer this. If you're looking for something, and you find it, you stop looking, because you found it. Right?


Next!

[evildave]

Not necessarily.

There's the case where I'm looking for something, like my hat, and eventually find it on my head, but then I can't remember what else I was looking for (nothing else, the hat was it). I continue searching until I give up. Unless I can't remember where I put my hat where I wouldn't forget where I left it again.

With infinite absent-mindedness, there can be endless search.

[Iconoclast]

People always say that you "work in mysterious ways". You know, like if I was to ask why it is that 95% of actors are unemployed yet Tom Cruise can still find work, your disciples will say that's because you work in mysterious ways. Is that true or are you just an incompetent git?

[Beleth]

I agree with Rose. "Why don't You make Yourself constantly perceptible, or at least a little more often?" would be high on my list.

[Reginald]

The following weeks lottery numbers?


Ok so I am selfish.

:D

[neutrino_cannon]

Wait a second

The way I'm going I am probably going to shuffle off this mortal coil some time. Do any of you have any questions for god just in case we are all wrong about this atheism stuff?

Do you just mean sometime, or sometime soon? Did I miss something here, like cancer?

If you could get back to me, I would want to know why God, assuming God designed humans, placed he organs of excretion and reproduction so close to each other. If it's a joke, I'm not at all amused.

Also, why did God make all the other habitable planets to far away? Or at least so hard to detect?

Why did God create stupid people?
Why dd God allow A-theists?
Why did God make the asteriod belt, instead of another planet? It would seem God has a thing for lethal fragments of rock floating around up there.
Does God even like us?
Why doesn't God smite all the boorishly rude and stupid people (hereafter I-diots)?

[muscleman]

Wow you guys have some interesting questions for God, I read 99.99 % of it..

But I do have a question myself.

"Why are they making fun of Barry Manilow's song? Why?"

[Ladyhawk]

Originally posted by jimmygun
The way I'm going I am probably going to shuffle off this mortal coil some time. Do any of you have any questions for god just in case we are all wrong about this atheism stuff?


Yeah. Just one question. .....

What were you thinking?????

[jimlintott]

What's your real name?

[The Fool]

Actually, the only thing I really want to know is Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp? Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong? Who put the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

Thats all....

[UnrepentantSinner]

If I'm supposed read Genesis literally, just what did you think I'd conclude when we found all those fossils?

[Kilted_Canuck]

Also a request:

Can you PLEASE protect me from your followers!

[c4ts]

Originally posted by BillyTK
[B]Coupla things I've wondered about...

(1) Why do you always find stuff in the last place you look?

Because once you find your stuff, you stop looking.

[c4ts]

Whaddya say we sit down and discuss this whole "universe" thing? Frankly it's been bothering me for some time...

[LuxFerum]

you are mocking us, right?

[pillory]

what is your straight phone number.
do i have right number ,because everytime I try to call you it is busy

[JANman]

so,,,who created you?

[Baker]

Does this mean Ed's back?

[RonSceptic]

Originally posted by Reginald
The following weeks lottery numbers?


Ok so I am selfish.

:D

Apparently Lucianarchy can tell you next weeks numbers. I guess you just have to ask nicely.

I'd ask God...

Where did you come from?

Apparrently Franko knows the answer to the question but, unfortunately, is not willing to tell me.:cool: