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14th March 2003, 09:34 PM
In the interest of expanding our religious horizons, I shall daily present a chapter of the Bible Babelized, courtesy of http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/
First, the original, courtesy of http://www.cforc.com/kjv/index.html
1:1
The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.
1:2
Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;
1:3
And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;
1:4
And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;
1:5
And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;
1:6
And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;
1:7
And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;
1:8
And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;
1:9
And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;
1:10
And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;
1:11
And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:
1:12
And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;
1:13
And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;
1:14
And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;
1:15
And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;
1:16
And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
1:17
So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.
1:18
Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.
1:19
Then Joseph her husband, being a just man, and not willing to make her a publick example, was minded to put her away privily.
1:20
But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.
1:21
And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.
1:22
Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying,
1:23
Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.
1:24
Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife:
1:25
And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS.
And now, the Babelized version:
the production of the Christian of the Jesus, son of David, son of the book of 1:1 of Abraham. begat Isaac of 1:2 Abraham; begat Jacob I gave Isaac of e; and Judas and its brothers of begat of Jacob; lights of begat and the 1:3 and the Zara de Judas De Thamar; begat of and the Esrom de Phares; begat of and the plows D ' Esrom; plow of 1:4 and begat of Aminadab D '; begat of and Naasson D ' Aminadab; salmoni of and begat of Naasson; 1:5 and begat Lachsbooz de Rachab; begat of and the Obed de Booz De Ruth; begat of and Jesse D ' Obed; 1:6 and begat David de Jesse the king; begat Solomon I gave David of and of the king of him, that one it had been sig.ra von the Urias; 1:7 and begat Roboam de Solomon; begat of and the Abia de Roboam; begat of and ASP von Abia; 1:8 and begat Josaphat of the ASP; begat of and the Joram de Josaphat; begat of and the Ozias de Joram; 1:9 and begat Joatham D ' Ozias; begat of and the Achaz de Joatham; begat of and Ezekias D ' Achaz; 1:10 and begat Manasses D ' Ezekias; begat of and the Amon de Manasses; begat of and Josias D ' Amon; 1:11 and begat Jechonias and its brothers of Josias, with time were he had taken internal Babylon: 1:12 and this Babylon is obtained after that, begat of the Salathiel de Jechonias; begat of and the Zorobabel de Salathiel; 1:13 and begat Abiud de Zorobabel; begat of and Eliakim D ' Abiud; begat of and Azor D ' Eliakim; 1:14 and begat Sadoc D ' Azor; begat of and the Achim de Sadoc; begat of and Eliud D ' Achim; 1:15 and begat Eleazar D ' Eliud; begat of and Matthan D ' Eleazar; begat Jacob I gave Matthan of e; 1:16 and begat Jose de Jacob call the married man, from whom of Maria, the sopportato Jesus he came, the Christian. the 1:17 all production of Abraham with the production of David fourteen is altretanto; and from David to disassemble in Babylon it comes fourteen productions; and to disassemble in Babylon the Christian it is fourteen productions. 1:18 to the birth of the Christian of the Jesus they had been taken to traverse in this one intelligent one: When, when its Maria was to nut/mother, with Jose espoused, before they become, found with with the boy who the ghosts knows him that they had come. 1:19 then Jose the married relative of the man, being expert of the man and an desider-extremity for the instruiz an example of publick occupied, distant the regular end he separated privily. the temporary one of 1:20, when to think of these things, of that behold had appeared, of the angel of the GETLTEMAN with him in a dream and gives, Jose, the line of thou he of David, within if it is scared, of the examinación of the fact around to thee thy of the Maria of àépouse: for this, that one that is understood in him, santo is ghost. 1:21 and they it had produced to son and the call of the relative JESUS indicated of shalt of her thou he: for me I placed - lheo its people of relati you them sins. _ effettu the 1:22 all this being forms, of which it potentiometer to be complet, of that he stops the being approximately prophet getlteman of parl and d, Behold 1:23, to be virginal with the boy and produr a son, and called to relative of accenn of Emmanuel, of that it stops being interprets, God with us. 1:24 then Jose, that one is increasing dream, had given the form, because the angel of getlteman had offered and to the examinación of fêz he d with him relative of the moglie: 1:25 and they he had known, until that one he did not obtain to relative son of the source of roofridge: and he called to indicated relative of JESUS.
We hope you enjoyed today's production.
First, the original, courtesy of http://www.cforc.com/kjv/index.html
1:1
The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.
1:2
Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;
1:3
And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;
1:4
And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;
1:5
And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;
1:6
And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;
1:7
And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;
1:8
And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;
1:9
And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;
1:10
And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;
1:11
And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:
1:12
And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;
1:13
And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;
1:14
And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;
1:15
And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;
1:16
And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
1:17
So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.
1:18
Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.
1:19
Then Joseph her husband, being a just man, and not willing to make her a publick example, was minded to put her away privily.
1:20
But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.
1:21
And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.
1:22
Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying,
1:23
Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.
1:24
Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife:
1:25
And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS.
And now, the Babelized version:
the production of the Christian of the Jesus, son of David, son of the book of 1:1 of Abraham. begat Isaac of 1:2 Abraham; begat Jacob I gave Isaac of e; and Judas and its brothers of begat of Jacob; lights of begat and the 1:3 and the Zara de Judas De Thamar; begat of and the Esrom de Phares; begat of and the plows D ' Esrom; plow of 1:4 and begat of Aminadab D '; begat of and Naasson D ' Aminadab; salmoni of and begat of Naasson; 1:5 and begat Lachsbooz de Rachab; begat of and the Obed de Booz De Ruth; begat of and Jesse D ' Obed; 1:6 and begat David de Jesse the king; begat Solomon I gave David of and of the king of him, that one it had been sig.ra von the Urias; 1:7 and begat Roboam de Solomon; begat of and the Abia de Roboam; begat of and ASP von Abia; 1:8 and begat Josaphat of the ASP; begat of and the Joram de Josaphat; begat of and the Ozias de Joram; 1:9 and begat Joatham D ' Ozias; begat of and the Achaz de Joatham; begat of and Ezekias D ' Achaz; 1:10 and begat Manasses D ' Ezekias; begat of and the Amon de Manasses; begat of and Josias D ' Amon; 1:11 and begat Jechonias and its brothers of Josias, with time were he had taken internal Babylon: 1:12 and this Babylon is obtained after that, begat of the Salathiel de Jechonias; begat of and the Zorobabel de Salathiel; 1:13 and begat Abiud de Zorobabel; begat of and Eliakim D ' Abiud; begat of and Azor D ' Eliakim; 1:14 and begat Sadoc D ' Azor; begat of and the Achim de Sadoc; begat of and Eliud D ' Achim; 1:15 and begat Eleazar D ' Eliud; begat of and Matthan D ' Eleazar; begat Jacob I gave Matthan of e; 1:16 and begat Jose de Jacob call the married man, from whom of Maria, the sopportato Jesus he came, the Christian. the 1:17 all production of Abraham with the production of David fourteen is altretanto; and from David to disassemble in Babylon it comes fourteen productions; and to disassemble in Babylon the Christian it is fourteen productions. 1:18 to the birth of the Christian of the Jesus they had been taken to traverse in this one intelligent one: When, when its Maria was to nut/mother, with Jose espoused, before they become, found with with the boy who the ghosts knows him that they had come. 1:19 then Jose the married relative of the man, being expert of the man and an desider-extremity for the instruiz an example of publick occupied, distant the regular end he separated privily. the temporary one of 1:20, when to think of these things, of that behold had appeared, of the angel of the GETLTEMAN with him in a dream and gives, Jose, the line of thou he of David, within if it is scared, of the examinación of the fact around to thee thy of the Maria of àépouse: for this, that one that is understood in him, santo is ghost. 1:21 and they it had produced to son and the call of the relative JESUS indicated of shalt of her thou he: for me I placed - lheo its people of relati you them sins. _ effettu the 1:22 all this being forms, of which it potentiometer to be complet, of that he stops the being approximately prophet getlteman of parl and d, Behold 1:23, to be virginal with the boy and produr a son, and called to relative of accenn of Emmanuel, of that it stops being interprets, God with us. 1:24 then Jose, that one is increasing dream, had given the form, because the angel of getlteman had offered and to the examinación of fêz he d with him relative of the moglie: 1:25 and they he had known, until that one he did not obtain to relative son of the source of roofridge: and he called to indicated relative of JESUS.
We hope you enjoyed today's production.