My sides, My sides - Geller news!

[digital goldfish]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004300569,00.html


SPOON bender Uri Geller last night revealed he was to blame for David Beckham’s missed penalty in Euro 2004 — for sending out wonky telepathic vibes.


The wacky psychic said he was trying to transmit “positive energy” to the England players.

But Geller, 57, got it wrong and bent the ball over the bar


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[CFLarsen]

Lucianarchy,

Any comments? Did Uri make Beckham miss?

[MRC_Hans]

Hehehe. Geller must be really, really desparate for publicity :D.

Hans

[Bottle or the Gun]

Shouldn't he be arrested for tampering with the outcome of a professional sports event? There has to be laws against that.

[CFLarsen]

Originally posted by Bottle or the Gun
Shouldn't he be arrested for tampering with the outcome of a professional sports event? There has to be laws against that.
Exactly.

Those claiming that Uri Geller did this means they advocate cheating. They support frauds.

Not that it stops them, of course...they are used to frauds....

[Zep]

Someone call FINA on Uri's behalf IMMEDIATELY!

[Ladewig]

As long as we are all coming clean here. I am responsible for all the spoons that Geller bent. Yep. It was me sending the telepathic vibes that supplied the energy to bend the cutlery. So there.

[chrisberez]

Originally posted by CFLarsen
Lucianarchy,

Any comments? Did Uri make Beckham miss?

If only this had happened on August 4th, Lucianarchy could have claimed another stunning success. Guess that horrible thing is still coming. I predict that, yet again, this red sox season will end in bitter dissapointment for me. Whaddya say, Lucianarchy? Any premonitions?

Geller became utterly pathetic long long ago, so I don't know how to classify this one. However, giving him the benefit of the doubt, I think David Beckham should get to kick him in the balls. I mean, Geller robbed him of his goal. It's only fair.

[Doc Dish]

Originally posted by chrisberez
I think David Beckham should get to kick him in the balls. I mean, Geller robbed him of his goal. It's only fair.

He'd miss. ;)

I'd like to know when this tiresome lunatic (Geller, not Beckham) is going to leave the UK alone. We've had him for ages, now. Surely it's somebody else's turn.

Anyone?

Anyone?

Hello?

[chrisberez]

Originally posted by Doc Dish


He'd miss. ;)



Now THAT made me laugh pretty hard.

[Sloe_Bohemian]

Originally posted by Ladewig
As long as we are all coming clean here. I am responsible for all the spoons that Geller bent. Yep. It was me sending the telepathic vibes that supplied the energy to bend the cutlery. So there.


:D :D :D :p :D :D :D

[ceo_esq]

Coming soon to a cinema near you:

Bend It Like Geller

[Belgian thought]

Right! - I strongly feel that , Lucyetc..'s and his pal Uri now owe me 2,000.00 pounds sterling.

http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42229&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Now that I am preparing my case for the courts I should perhaps warn that that the old adage, which many of these frauds have relied on. i.e. "caveat emptor", no longer automatically applies as a defence.

Lucyetc., please pay up!

[Bottle or the Gun]

All the people who lost money betting on the game should sue Uri Geller. Turn about is fair play after all. He shows up for the opening of an envelope and sues for getting a paper cut. I'm thinking of suing for the emotional distress, and all I know about Beckam is that she's some cute babe on the TV show 'ER'.

[psy kick]

Originally posted by ceo_esq
Coming soon to a cinema near you:

Bend It Like Geller
Brilliant!:D
But kindof gross, if you start really thinking about it....:p

[scratchy]

Geller must be quite convinced that the football huligans in England are all a bunch of bonehead sceptics. Otherwise he would be risking his life with this claim....dont you think?

[hgc]

Originally posted by Doc Dish


He'd miss. ;)

I'd like to know when this tiresome lunatic (Geller, not Beckham) is going to leave the UK alone. We've had him for ages, now. Surely it's somebody else's turn.

Anyone?

Anyone?

Hello? Now you know the real reason for that damn wall in (sort of) Israel. They sure don't want Geller back.