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shemp
16th March 2003, 08:24 AM
The original:

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In those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judaea,
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And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
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For this is he that was spoken of by the prophet Esaias, saying, The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight.
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And the same John had his raiment of camel's hair, and a leathern girdle about his loins; and his meat was locusts and wild honey.
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Then went out to him Jerusalem, and all Judaea, and all the region round about Jordan,
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And were baptized of him in Jordan, confessing their sins.
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But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
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Bring forth therefore fruits meet for repentance:
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And think not to say within yourselves, We have Abraham to our father: for I say unto you, that God is able of these stones to raise up children unto Abraham.
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And now also the axe is laid unto the root of the trees: therefore every tree which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
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I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance. but he that cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire:
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Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.
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Then cometh Jesus from Galilee to Jordan unto John, to be baptized of him.
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But John forbad him, saying, I have need to be baptized of thee, and comest thou to me?
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And Jesus answering said unto him, Suffer it to be so now: for thus it becometh us to fulfil all righteousness. Then he suffered him.
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And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him:
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And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.


And the new and improved version:

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grudge as result of the heaven king country the assistant who is
strenuous. For this in shout for

3:3 with the thing together you the
master the predicator Esaias his wilderness which namely one sound
talks the situation which is important the ye exactly him which
prepares the fact that it is originated with back, it method are
possible in proverb and trillion it follows. cyon With for

3:4 with
the thing together the writing the equality leathern girdle regarding
that raiment in this camel hair and the buttocks possesses? Is it,;
And that meat the grasshopper and is the honey which is wild. With

3:5 for you with the thing endurance it goes out together? Which
circle completes his Jerusalem to peel, all Judaea, Jordan, regarding

3:6, as the Jordan baptism, carries the white which it informs the
crime which it does. When he sees that baptism but together, for with
the thing together the Pharisees and it is manufactured this piece
language Sadducees

3:7 it is big the numeral it is to him? The hath
is like that because of unyielding spirit, it gets angry and warns you
to the vipers O shape from the escape? It the conference at

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Repentance hwang brings the fruit which is in like that reason,: When
only

3:9 and you on your internal en are urgent in inside, us it
thinks my father it Abraham have: Inside you for for with the thing
together, it is possible in me and the shoes Abraham which your this
pebble thinks inside the child it happens. For the Moreover with the
thing

3:10 axes which now put together inside this wooden root of it,:
It is to like that reason? The bringeth which becomes all trees also
from one color of a flame in color of a flame gets a good root
integrity, in cast-iron ware one. The L in I will be strong to the I
after comparing, for with the thing

3:11 it is complete together
inside the repentance and it is the I. Inside your water cometh
baptism that? In order to resist the low shoes the value which from
that place but, the I does not have is,: He carries your new star one
illusion and a non baptism,: The hand from that place in

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for person fan and inside the that, the throughly cause which peels
the flooring to be pure, that and? The garner it gathers inside,; It
that art dealer in with inside? It does? The unquenchable Oak which
will swell up have.

3:13 pair of Jordan and the cometh consequently
in the smooth Galilee and that outside person *? Life issue, the
cause the writing cyon is you who carry a baptism inside at the
outside.

3:14 word prohibitions it will be wrong but, cyon, in
authorization me from basic authorization that place the maximum
quantity comest thou thing which it authorizes it was important
inside, smallness in order to decide, that time now has difficulty in
in my thee the baptism quality which carries the distant weight?

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the thereupon being decided, * Christ talks an answer in him,:
Consequently, that situation us becometh only under all attaining
because of the flag. That time inside the that for with the thing
together it is? He suffering hayss c. At the time of baptism one
where he carries,

3:16 and * Christ goes toward the enemy immediately
in from the water,: And, it is low, you as that this him which
attaches it it seizes the die pigeon which inside the that it opens
the that likes a heaven, it will wear the brain which it sees:

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Me the most big love son and my rejoice it is good quite from this
it is a sound which is a proverb where is the low-end heaven.

I think I understand now.

Lord Kenneth
16th March 2003, 08:38 AM
What's your obsession with improving the Bible?

ScottDYelich
16th March 2003, 08:44 AM
I don't get it.

Scott