Can God have sex?

[yinyinwang]

Would you exchange sex for the status of God?

[Psydox]

No

[zakur]

Hmmm...omnipotent but impotent......

[Marian]

Originally posted by yinyinwang
Would you exchange sex for the status of God?

Step One: Become God.

Step Two: Create something even better than sex, which makes an orgasm look like a root canal.

Step Three: Do that instead.

Step Four: w00t :D

Step Five: Start smiting...

[Abdul Alhazred]

Originally posted by yinyinwang
Would you exchange sex for the status of God?

Which God? Zeus/Jupiter had a wife and kids and plenty on the side, including boys. :p

[Gastric ReFlux]

I was thinking about something kind of related to this:

If there is a Rapture, will God rapture any believers who are in the middle of sexual intercourse?

Should I post this question at the Rapture Ready message board?

[triadboy]

Originally posted by Gastric ReFlux
If there is a Rapture, will God rapture any believers who are in the middle of sexual intercourse?


Yes, because it is the Second Coming.

[ProudAtheist]

Originally posted by triadboy
Yes, because it is the Second Coming. I was going to say something perverted..........but I think I'll keep that to myself :p

[Gastric ReFlux]

Originally posted by triadboy
Yes, because it is the Second Coming.

Sorry, but that doesn't hold up to theological scrutiny if you're a Pretribber. Rapture comes before the Second Coming.

[Iacchus]

Butterflies have sex. Caterpillars don't. ;)

[thaiboxerken]

The christian/jewish/muslim god has had sex with a few women according to the Old Testament/Torah.

[TragicMonkey]

Originally posted by yinyinwang
Would you exchange sex for the status of God?

I'm not certain how you mean this: give up having sex in exchange for becoming a god? Or, sleep with someone in particular in exchange for becoming a god?

If the latter, I'll need to see a photo before I decide.

[jan]

Originally posted by yinyinwang
you sense his fun but not your fun. and your fun is not the same as his fun. So they are not exchangeable.

What if your brain is wired such that you can't tell that it is not you who is having fun? Would you still say it is not your fun? How do you tell that it is not your fun?

(A small technical difficulty: in this scenario, you would experience that your motoric output doesn't alter your sensoral input. This can be cured if we assume that the man you are connected with is restricted with bondage, so your motoric output doesn't create an inconsistency.)


He can not feel his love but somebody else love, same thing?absolutely not.

Where did I say "same thing"? I said "another subject".

[yinyinwang]

Originally posted by jan
What if your brain is wired such that you can't tell that it is not you who is having fun? Would you still say it is not your fun? How do you tell that it is not your fun?

(A small technical difficulty: in this scenario, you would experience that your motoric output doesn't alter your sensoral input. This can be cured if we assume that the man you are connected with is restricted with bondage, so your motoric output doesn't create an inconsistency.)

It is not just the brain involved, also body movement.

[jan]

I do not see the necessity to discuss details of my example, as long as the main idea is clear: that a god could be able to experience experiences by "watching" in such a completeness that it would be equivalent to first-hand experience.

[yinyinwang]

Originally posted by jan
I do not see the necessity to discuss details of my example, as long as the main idea is clear: that a god could be able to experience experiences by "watching" in such a completeness that it would be equivalent to first-hand experience.
without details, fantasia.

[jan]

Talking about gods is fantasia? Agreed.

I merely pointed to the possibility that maybe, maybe, just maybe a god could experience sex like having the experience first-hand without actually having the experience first-hand.

Since I do not know whether Jahwe, Zeus or the Invisible Pink Unicorn exist or what properties they have, any such speculation must be: speculation.

[yinyinwang]

Originally posted by jan
Talking about gods is fantasia? Agreed.

I merely pointed to the possibility that maybe, maybe, just maybe a god could experience sex like having the experience first-hand without actually having the experience first-hand.

Since I do not know whether Jahwe, Zeus or the Invisible Pink Unicorn exist or what properties they have, any such speculation must be: speculation.
Talking about one sun will rise is a speculation,
Talking about two suns rising is also a speculation, but....

[TeaBag420]

Originally posted by thaiboxerken
The christian/jewish/muslim god has had sex with a few women according to the Old Testament/Torah.

That's simply not true.

The tipoff was the use of the words "christian" and "muslim".

Plus it's not true.

[TeaBag420]

Originally posted by yinyinwang
Would you exchange sex for the status of God?

I would exchange God for the status of sex.

[jimmygun]

"Oh Oh Oh me oh me oh me! Sweet baby me, oh me oh me!"

-my impression of god getting his royal rocks off.

[Dorian Gray]

I exchange sex for godly status? In a heartbeat! It beats the hell out of exchanging sex for money.