Skeptic
25th August 2004, 03:04 PM
Story #1
The cover page of the latest "The Fairfield Weekly", a free, "independent" (i.e., loony left) newspaper distributed in Connecticut, proclaims (without a trace of irony or self-awareness):
"PROTECT DEMOCRACY--A HOW-TO GUIDE ON CRASHING THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION".
Story #2
You might have heard the tearful apology of NJ's governor this week for having an affair with a young man. The young man in question, Golan Cipel, is an israeli...
...wait for it...
...you know it's coming...
...on Al Jazeera's web site, in a regular section they have called "CONSPIRACY THEORY", they discovered the truth of the matter: an "investigative reporter" found out that the young israeli is, in reality, a "junior Mossad officer" (aren't they all?).
Of course, the whole thing is part of a convoluted plot to "contain New Jersey's barely-concealed anger" at the "fact" that the Mossad knew of 9/11 in advance and didn't tell them, part of the jewi-- *cough*, *cough*--israeli plot to get Bush to remove Hussein and the Taliban.
Just think: if it wasn't for these braves "independent media outlets" not under the control of "multinational corporations", we might have missed these stories.
We would never learn how to protect democracy by not letting people we disagree with hold a political convention, or figure out that the homosexual affair of a governor is part of an international jewish conspiracy.
For shame.
The cover page of the latest "The Fairfield Weekly", a free, "independent" (i.e., loony left) newspaper distributed in Connecticut, proclaims (without a trace of irony or self-awareness):
"PROTECT DEMOCRACY--A HOW-TO GUIDE ON CRASHING THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION".
Story #2
You might have heard the tearful apology of NJ's governor this week for having an affair with a young man. The young man in question, Golan Cipel, is an israeli...
...wait for it...
...you know it's coming...
...on Al Jazeera's web site, in a regular section they have called "CONSPIRACY THEORY", they discovered the truth of the matter: an "investigative reporter" found out that the young israeli is, in reality, a "junior Mossad officer" (aren't they all?).
Of course, the whole thing is part of a convoluted plot to "contain New Jersey's barely-concealed anger" at the "fact" that the Mossad knew of 9/11 in advance and didn't tell them, part of the jewi-- *cough*, *cough*--israeli plot to get Bush to remove Hussein and the Taliban.
Just think: if it wasn't for these braves "independent media outlets" not under the control of "multinational corporations", we might have missed these stories.
We would never learn how to protect democracy by not letting people we disagree with hold a political convention, or figure out that the homosexual affair of a governor is part of an international jewish conspiracy.
For shame.