The "say something nice about the opponent" thread.

[ManfredVonRichthoffen]

Or, at least something that sounds nice on first glance.


He has really motivated me to get out and vote this year.


I'd like to have a picture of him hanging on my living room wall.

[Frank Newgent]

When he talks in such nice short sentences I don't forget about watching the applause sign.

[evildave]

Refreshing views on [Tribal Sovereignty (http://www.majorityreportradio.com/weblog/archives/Bush%20-%20Tribal%20Sovereignty.mp3) can bring a smile to your face.

[Frank Newgent]

THE PRESIDENT: Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/08/20040806-1.html

APPLAUSE

Sentences clock in at fifteen words or less.

[riverlethe]

He has an alluring smile, and knows how to get a crowd moving.

[Dorian Gray]

He steps out of the shower to pee.

[shuize]

His wife is very rich and she might die before he does.

[Kevin_Lowe]

He really represents America.

[Frank Newgent]

He reminded me to stock up on ammunition now to avoid the post-election rush.

[Ladewig]

When I hear John Ashcroft sing those religious, patriotic songs he writes, I feel I understand him more than I could listening to a hundred of his speeches.

[Ed]

These are the best and the brightest that America has for itself and the world...........



























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[Abdul Alhazred]

Kerry has better teeth than I.

[TragicMonkey]

He inspires me with the desire to learn more about foreign countries, especially their immigration policies.

[varwoche]

Originally posted by Ladewig
When I hear John Ashcroft sing those religious, patriotic songs he writes, I feel I understand him more than I could listening to a hundred of his speeches.
It is nice to see that some Americans are multi-lingual, especially when it's the attorney general.

[Frank Newgent]

He has Van Gogh's ear for diplomacy.

[clk]

Originally posted by Dorian Gray
He steps out of the shower to pee.

Now why would anyone do that? He just lost my vote.

[corplinx]

Originally posted by Dorian Gray
He steps out of the shower to pee.

Don't rip off my lines son.

the post you pilfered (http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=1870353055&highlight=shower#post1870353055)

[evildave]

The fact he's had a DUI and ducked a medical exam, and was AWOL in the ANG makes him appealing to that segment of American society who likes to dream that *anyone* can become president.