Any questions for Satan?

[kourama]

I figured since we've got the "any questions for God" thread, and since I'm an atheist, if the Xtians are right, I'll be meeting up with Lucifer.

SO, any questions for Satan?

Originally posted by kourama

SO, any questions for Satan?

What was the deal with Gallagher? :confused:

[Dragonrock]

So, was Eve really hot or did Adam believe in the "ugly chicks need love too" thing?

[Underemployed]

Did you really think that you could beat God? Care to share the plan?

[Lucifuge Rofocale]

Originally posted by Underemployed
Did you really think that you could beat God? Care to share the plan?

We had a plan. I'm afraid we can't share it until god is dead.

In retrospect, don't you think the Reagan thing was a little over the top?

[Craig]

Can I see Bill Gates' I.O.U.?

[c4ts]

Can you give me directions to the realm of Sinners Unbaptiz'd?

Did the idea for KISS come all at once, or did it take some time?

[Kiri]

Are you hiring?

[phobos]

Heard any good tunes lately?

[Lord Kenneth]

"Hey, how ya doin', Shemp?"

[NoZed Avenger]

So . . . what is Hitler really like?

NA

Can I get Richard Nixon's autograph?

[NoZed Avenger]

So . . . just out of curiousity, of course, where is that "lust" wing again?

NA

[prettygirlsmakegrave]

I am currently waiting for hell to freeze over, I was offered sex if hell froze over. Is that coming any time soon?
and
What is going on with food in cans? Is that your creation? It must be because those things cut up my fingers so much!

[UnrepentantSinner]

Can you direct me to the Succubi?

[Kilted_Canuck]

So, who wants to take credit for the creation of Hussein?
You, Allah, or God?

P.S. How'd you think of a 9 member band, and why did you put them out of Iowa for cry'n out loud?

[Questioninggeller]

Originally posted by sundog


What was the deal with Gallagher? :confused:

HAHA..LOL..:)

[LuxFerum]

how do you manage to make people kill themselves for god?

[pillory]

why evil is so strong?

or have you made me believe so?

[CWL]

Is it true that it all started by God taking you aside one day, saying "Hey Luce, try this goat suit on"?

[Beebop]

Is ice water really at a premium in Hell or is that just right wing propaganda?:mad:

One could ask Satan about stereo equipment. I'm sure god never had any truck with any of that devil's music.

[Saturn]

Since the Bible says the antichrist will be a man, why don't you make it a woman instead? That'll completely screw up Biblical prophecy!

"Where's Franko?"

[jimlintott]

What's your real name?

[evildave]

Do the elves ride the unicorns?

[Blue Monk]

Can I hear some of your favorite 'bad' girl stories?

[kourama]

HA! All good questions. Interesting, isn't it, how much easier/fun it is to talk with Satan?

Also, taking a good look at the bible, YWHW's kill count is WAY higher than Satan's.

Mebbe the Xtians are worshipping the wrong pixie.

[Blue Monk]

Originally posted by kourama
HA! All good questions. Interesting, isn't it, how much easier/fun it is to talk with Satan?


I tried to talk to God once but he got all preachy and stuff.

Satan, on the other hand, really knows how to party! Don't play poker with him, though. He cheats.

[daenku32]

"Were the Christians suprised?"

[Theodore Kurita]

Originally posted by kourama
HA! All good questions. Interesting, isn't it, how much easier/fun it is to talk with Satan?

Also, taking a good look at the bible, YWHW's kill count is WAY higher than Satan's.

Mebbe the Xtians are worshipping the wrong pixie.

Is the idea of Gnosticisim (http://www.enemies.com) correct?

[pillory]

do you really love me so much?

[clk]

Originally posted by pillory
do you really love me so much?

More than you will ever know, pillory, more than you will ever know.

[Max560]

Originally posted by sundog
In retrospect, don't you think the Reagan thing was a little over the top?

In retrospect, don't you think the Michael Bolton thing was a little over the top?

[Baker]

Why did you have such a field day with Bill Clinton?

[gentlehorse]

Originally posted by Underemployed
Did you really think that you could beat God? Care to share the plan?

Reminds me of the comedian (can't remember his name-) who said:

Lucifer: "Hmmm-- God made me, all the angels and humans, the planet and everything on it, the moon, the sun, the stars, the universe... I think I can take Him."

But seriously, the whole disco thing-- That was your baby, wasn't it?

[Julia]

Dear Mr. Satan,
I don't believe in you. How does that make you feel?
However, if I'm wrong, when I was young I named my first
cat Lucifer. I hope that was O.K. by you.

[Marvel Frozen]

Why didn't you come to my last birthday party? I sent you an invitation. I'll just assume it got lost in the mail. I'd hate to think that you're ignoring me.

[Kiri]

Originally posted by evildave
Do the elves ride the unicorns?

Not if they know what's good for 'em...
:mad:

[evildave]

Well, they're small. Just look at the Keebler commercials.

Maybe they give the unicorn cookies for the ride.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by evildave
Well, they're small. Just look at the Keebler commercials.

Maybe they give the unicorn cookies for the ride.

I'm sure Pegasus feels left out.

[schplurg]

I thought your fiddle solo was better than Johnny's...you should have won.

[Baker]

Don’t you think liberalism was going to far??

[Kiri]

Originally posted by evildave
Well, they're small. Just look at the Keebler commercials.

Maybe they give the unicorn cookies for the ride.

Elves...FEH! Obnoxious, shifty little buggers, I'd spear 'em for the trash bin like the roadside litter crew... Listen to the little sh*ts scream!
(stabs horn towards ground for emphasis)

[Kiri]

Originally posted by c4ts


I'm sure Pegasus feels left out.

Speakin' o' which...did you know he's gay? :D

[Kiri]

Originally posted by Baker
Don’t you think liberalism was going to far??

Satan's responsible for liberealism? Good job, he's got MY vote!

[Baker]

Yes he was it quite brilliant on his part invent a mindless emotion only philosophy to cause havoc on the world.