What is god trying to tell Florida?

[a_unique_person]

He seems pretty pissed at the moment.

[DangerousBeliefs]

Jerry Falwell answer:


"God is cleansing Florida as surely as He did Sodom and Gomorrah."

[demon]

Florida...impending Presidential Elections...it`s a sign!

Thou shalt not take peoples votes in vain!

[DangerousBeliefs]

Originally posted by demon
Florida...impending Presidential Elections...it`s a sign!

Thou shalt not take peoples votes in vain!


God has spoken (http://bash.org/GODvsBUSH.gif)

[aerocontrols]

Originally posted by DangerousBeliefs
God has spoken (http://bash.org/GODvsBUSH.gif)

Check snopes.

[DangerousBeliefs]

Originally posted by aerocontrols
Check snopes.

I don't need to... I know good clean fun when I see it.

[Mycroft]

Originally posted by a_unique_person
He seems pretty pissed at the moment.


Florida will be okay, worry for the people of Haiti.

[Skeptic]

Originally posted by Mycroft
Florida will be okay, worry for the people of Haiti.

But you can't blame the US with vague insinuations that way...

[Kopji]

The map needs updating.

Ivan came back around for "seconds", and Jeannie circled back when it missed the first time.

Too bad about Haiti.
Overpopulation is encouraged as an act of faith.
So they cut down trees for charcoal.
The US implements an extensive tree re-planting program.
So more trees are cut.
Big storm comes and washes them away because there are no trees.
No water.
No food.
No trees.
We offer $60,000
met with laughter
Then 2 million $

The relief agencies and church's can't distribute food or water fast enough.

When this is all over enough people will be dead from disease and starvation that things will equalize.

Normal: Over population will be encouraged again...
Birth control is a sin.
Suffering, disease, and starvation are not.

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Originally posted by Kopji
The map needs updating.

Ivan came back around for "seconds", and Jeannie circled back when it missed the first time.

Too bad about Haiti.
Overpopulation is encouraged as an act of faith.
So they cut down trees for charcoal.
The US implements an extensive tree re-planting program.
So more trees are cut.
Big storm comes and washes them away because there are no trees.
No water.
No food.
No trees.
We offer $60,000
met with laughter
Then 2 million $

The relief agencies and church's can't distribute food or water fast enough.

When this is all over enough people will be dead from disease and starvation that things will equalize.

Normal: Over population will be encouraged again...
Birth control is a sin.
Suffering, disease, and starvation are not.

One wonders why the pope can't sell a couple of his gold baubles to help?

[Kopji]

One wonders why the pope can't sell a couple of his gold baubles to help?

Oh, its easier to go on TV and make everyone feel guilty for not doing more to help feed the poor and hungry. Never mind that their policies on birth control are what help make them that way.

[fishbob]

The pope:

Sell a bauble or just shut the hell up?? I vote that more world distress would be solved by the latter.

[Zep]

Originally posted by Kopji
Normal: Over population will be encouraged again...
Birth control is a sin.
Suffering, disease, and starvation are not. Neither is the promotion of pig-ignorance, it seems.