The essence of God, as revealed by Simon Belmont

[EdipisReks]

requires flash and some coordination (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/castlevania/default.php). defeat jesus by staying away from the bombs.

[DarkMagician]

LMFAOROTFSMOOMN!

[c4ts]

I remember this from the Castlevania message boards. I can't seem to find my post where I said Jesus was Dracula. I'll paste it here if it shows up in the archives.