A Vote for Bush or Kerry is a Vote for Sawed-Off Heads

[Question]

Only George Hammond, creator of the world's first Scientific Proof of God (http://proof-of-god.freewebsitehosting.com/), has the potential to, in his own words, "unite the world's religions and thereby dramatically reduce world military conflict and advance human progress." Evil men have kept him off the ballot, but you can still write him in, for any and every office you please. Thank you in advance for your support, and for your many votes this coming November.

[Mr Manifesto]

But what's his stand on sawing off heads? Your post doesn't specify. I think the sawed-head vote is going to decide this election.

[ManfredVonRichthoffen]

Unfortunatly, I voted absentee. Already wrote in the Time Cube guy.

[Kopji]

"This theory is not a speculation, it is a discovery."

Rarely have I seen 'begging the question' taken to such elaborate length.

[c4ts]

Does this mean if Hammond wins, he gets his head sawed off?

Because if it does he's got my vote!

[The Central Scrutinizer]

I don't want my head sawed off! I'm still using it.

[Charlie Monoxide]

Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer
I don't want my head sawed off! I'm still using it.
Think of the money you'd save on haircuts, hats, and toothpaste.

Charlie (head fully protected in butt) Monoxide

[Question]

Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer
I don't want my head sawed off! I'm still using it.

Then you have only two choices:

1) Don't go anywhere there are terrorists (sorry, but there are terrorists EVERYWHERE)

2) Vote for George Hammond for every office in existence.