View Full Version : A question about Lurch
Patrick
25th October 2004, 11:35 AM
I've heard Lurch's spiel about fighting the war on "terror" fifty times - approximately "We're going to fight a smarter, more effective war and bring in our allies."
Now, does anyone have info on any details of what he plans? What exactly does "bring in our allies" mean e.g.?
DavidJames
25th October 2004, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Patrick
I've heard Lurch's spiel about fighting the war on "terror" fifty times - approximately "We're going to fight a smarter, more effective war and bring in our allies."
Now, does anyone have info on any details of what he plans? What exactly does "bring in our allies" mean e.g.? I would expect he would go to those countries that have not supported the war in Iraq and say he will abandon the simplistic egomaniacal cowboy foreign policies of his predecessor and instead provide the leadership necessary to effectively pursue mutually beneficial policies. Like Bush Sr. (the sensible, adult Bush), he will build a coalition of countries that recognize the value of a stable middle east and convince them that their best interests can be achived through shared committment of money and other resources to Iraq.
Dorian Gray
25th October 2004, 10:36 PM
If you weren't just a giant troll asshat and really wanted to know, you'd visit Kerry's web site.
http://www.johnkerry.com/issues/national_security/iraq.html
Patrick
25th October 2004, 11:26 PM
If you weren't just a giant troll asshat and really wanted to know, you'd visit Kerry's web site.
OK Doretta, lets see what we got: :D
"Persuade NATO to make the security of Iraq one of its global missions and to deploy a portion of the force needed to secure and win the peace in Iraq."
RIIGHT! Like they're going to do that! :D
"Give other countries a stake in Iraq's future by encouraging them to help develop Iraq's oil resources and by letting them bid on contracts instead of locking them out of the reconstruction process. "
Return to the status quo ante with "the world" (france/germany/russia) cashing in once again, like that has anything to do with IFs giving up! :D
"TRAINING IRAQI SECURITY FORCES"
Duuuuuuh, they're already doing that! :D
DESIGNING AND IMPLEMENTING A RECONSTRUCTION PROGRAM THAT BRINGS MORE BENEFITS TO THE IRAQI PEOPLE
Duuuuuuh, they're already doing that! :D
In other words, Lurch's "plan" is a combination of reflections of appeasers disconnect with the real world, and things Bush is already doing.
A cool "plan"! :D
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