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HarryKeogh
27th October 2004, 03:55 AM
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4043&n=10

some good one liners in there...

The new electronic voting machines are complicated. But don't worry: Octogenarians will be on hand to troubleshoot any technological problems that might arise.


You might think it's funny, but it's disrespectful to submit write-in candidates like "Don Knotts," "Mickey Mouse," or "Michael Badnarik."

BPSCG
27th October 2004, 04:35 AM
Gotta love The Onion.

The Central Scrutinizer
27th October 2004, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by HarryKeogh
You might think it's funny, but it's disrespectful to submit write-in candidates like "Don Knotts," "Mickey Mouse," or "Michael Badnarik."

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