Best seller in Japan - a breast enlarging ringtone.

[Lavie Enrose]

RE: Randi's Commentary, PHONE AND/OR BUST, October 8, 2004.

From: http://ad-rag.com/113421.php

Engadget reports that Hideto Tomabechi has a new career, previously he's helped deprogram members of the Aum Shinrikyo cult in Japan, now he's into making "positive brainwashing" ringtones. He creates ringtones that’ll improve your memory, make you more attractive to the opposite sex, cure baldness, and help you give up smoking. Ringtones! He's even made a breast enlarging ringtone - you can listen to it here (http://www.engadget.com/entry/7291965875463854/) on engadgets site.

[wittgenst3in]

Downloaded and listened to it. Geez that's irritating. For those who can't be bothered, it's a guitar solo with way to much 'Wah-Wah', that fades in and out.

And for the obligatory tastless joke:

How did they figure out to use a guitar? <s>I'd have used a pair of bongos<s>

[Ashles]

Is there some kind of ring tone that can give you a ten inch 'member'?





Because I'm fed up lugging this monster around.






Thank you thank you, no really, you're too kind.