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Ashles
29th October 2004, 04:21 AM
Made you look.

:)

Operaider
29th October 2004, 04:43 AM
Damn you

Operaider
29th October 2004, 04:44 AM
You have no idea how high I jumped.

You do realize I have money riding on this!

scared the ***** outta me :D

Moose
29th October 2004, 05:22 AM
You had me going too.

Dr Adequate
29th October 2004, 05:41 AM
I think the joke may be on Ashles. See this story from the BBC (hahamadeyoulookagain).

Paul C. Anagnostopoulos
29th October 2004, 05:43 AM
Rarely do I get my chain yanked twice in a row. Good job, you dickheads!

~~ Paul

Cthulhu
29th October 2004, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Ashles
Made you look.

:)

No you didn't.

Azrael 5
29th October 2004, 11:45 AM
No point in trying to top that! Excellent work.Twice over!!:D Any link posted now is going to be given deep thought before its clicked today!!

Azrael 5
29th October 2004, 11:47 AM
Just noticed-after the fact,doh!-that when you move the cursor over links the http name is displayed at the bottom of the screen!!:p

Michael Redman
29th October 2004, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Ashles
Made you look.

:) Maybe I'm blind, and you made me feel. Ever think of that?

Ashles
29th October 2004, 12:04 PM
Maybe I'm blind, and you made me feel. Ever think of that?

In that case you felt my post.

*cough, ahem*

Michael Redman
29th October 2004, 12:36 PM
Sorry, I'm not blind. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Skep
29th October 2004, 12:36 PM
Well, I for one welcome this thread. I’m currently holding my breath, waiting for the 29th to be over in all time zones so we can ask 1inChrist to admit he is crazy.

Naturally, it won’t happen—God told me—since 1inC will say Osama has been captured, we just don’t know it, or God wasn’t wrong, it was 1inC’s fault for misinterpreting God, or some such thing…

Sigh…hoping to see a presumptuous believer shown up in public…ah, the simple pleasures…

Actually, I don’t really want believers to all look like fools (just some of them), what I want is for them to look at their belief system objectively from the outside the way they would judge another religion.

Azrael 5
29th October 2004, 01:12 PM
Osama Bin Laden has released a tape this evening(Sky News flash) (premonition Ashles eh?)
So if he's been captured someone really should tell him,and take his camcorder off him! Someone must remember selling a camcorder to an arab with a grey beard and a large chip(frie)on his shoulder!!;)

Hellbound
29th October 2004, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Azrael 5
Osama Bin Laden has released a tape this evening(Sky News flash) (premonition Ashles eh?)
So if he's been captured someone really should tell him,and take his camcorder off him! Someone must remember selling a camcorder to an arab with a grey beard and a large chip(frie)on his shoulder!!;)

I know you're being funny, but thought I'd point out that no one can verify if it came from Al-Quieda, etc, etc.

Least, if it's the one I heard about no one is sure of its authenticity.

Azrael 5
29th October 2004, 01:21 PM
Dunno if were on same wavelength Huntsman,but seriously Bin Laden has issued a new video tape! Came from Al Jazeera(who get away with refusing to name their source!!)

Hellbound
29th October 2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Azrael 5
Dunno if were on same wavelength Huntsman,but seriously Bin Laden has issued a new video tape! Came from Al Jazeera(who get away with refusing to name their source!!)

Yeah, I just found out. There was one yeserday evening I was thinking of...I hadn't heard about this one yet :)

Skep
29th October 2004, 01:45 PM
Any bets that 1inC will try and claim this as a hit?

PS
One in C, you said captured, not "captured on tape," so don't even bother...

Hellbound
29th October 2004, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by Skep
Any bets that 1inC will try and claim this as a hit?

PS
One in C, you said captured, not "captured on tape," so don't even bother...

Don't you see, Skep?

He was captured, and the CIA made him produce that tape under duress so that it would spur hte Al-Quieda operatives world-wide into action, in a huge, international sting operation.

I mean, it's obvious.

I'm a believer. Really!

The Mighty Thor
29th October 2004, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Ashles
Made you look.

:)

This is probably the best premonition ever reported and logged on this board. Lucianarchy and 1inC eat your hearts out.

Skeptiks have proved the paranormal exists . . . wait a minute -- that can't be right:confused:

The Mighty Thor
29th October 2004, 02:32 PM
And not just a premonition but an example of mass mind control. Ashles MADE us look by fiat!

Skep
29th October 2004, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by Huntsman
Don't you see, Skep?

He was captured, and the CIA made him produce that tape under duress so that it would spur hte Al-Quieda operatives world-wide into action, in a huge, international sting operation.

I mean, it's obvious.

I'm a believer. Really!

Hmm...You could be right. I thought the Kerry/Edwards campaign button Osama was wearing looked just a tad suspicious. Now if only there were some way to keep the Reichstag from being set on fire...

phildonnia
29th October 2004, 02:35 PM
So OBL was "captured"... on tape! Praise God!

Skep
29th October 2004, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by phildonnia
So OBL was "captured"... on tape! Praise God!

Yes, by all means, God deserves a Scoobie Snack.

I think I'll check the AlQuedaVeteransForTruth.org site for more details...

Note to GWB: remember that guy you said you weren't all that concerned about? Well, he's baaack... And I'm guessing he's nowhere near Iraq!

Ashles
29th October 2004, 03:34 PM
I'm not a member of any psychic-related websites, but maybe someone would like to post a thread there to show my demonstrable abilities and link to this thread to show that even on a sceptical website real psychic ability can be demonstrated.

Azrael 5
29th October 2004, 04:46 PM
Apparently Osama has referred to the election campaign,so not even in a cave deep in the Afghan mountains,beneath a dirt road,can they escape politics!! Osama has said that Bush is decieving Americans! I think he should get to the next rally with his banner!;)

Marian
29th October 2004, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by The Mighty Thor
This is probably the best premonition ever reported and logged on this board. Lucianarchy and 1inC eat your hearts out.

Skeptiks have proved the paranormal exists . . . wait a minute -- that can't be right:confused:

Yeah isn't that funny I was thinking the same thing (regarding best premonition and the irony that it was a complete accident). :D

Ashles
29th October 2004, 05:48 PM
Let's not forget that Dr Adequate also 'sensed' the event with his post referring to this story from the BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3966741.stm)
He may have posted as a joke, but what are the chance that his link would turn out to be real mere hours later?

joyrex
29th October 2004, 07:31 PM
cap·ture ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kpchr)
tr.v. cap·tured, cap·tur·ing, cap·tures
(snip)
4. To succeed in preserving in lasting form: capture a likeness in a painting.

Is it a hit or not? Should we have a poll? :p

Kimpatsu
29th October 2004, 11:12 PM
Ah, but for the video to have been delivered to Al-Jazeera on the 29th, it must have been made before the 29th, so 1inC's prediction is still off the mark.
Not that it will stop him.