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WinAce
2nd November 2004, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by 1inChrist, September 24 (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?s=&postid=1870611023#post1870611023)

As I was in deep prayer today, the Lord told me that on October 29th, 2004, Osama Bin Laden will be captured.

I had asked the Lord to give me a glimpse of what is to come. He told me Octor 29th, 2004, Osama Bin Laden will be captured.

I am NOT a psychic, I am NOT a medium, I am NOT a witch, I am NOT a spiritualist.

I am just sharing this prophecy I recieved from the Lord with you all.

I know you are skeptical of this prophecy being true but wait to judge it on October 30th of 2004. Originally posted by 1inChrist, Later that day (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?s=&postid=1870611052#post1870611052)

Skep, if the prophecy is not fulfilled (which I know it will be) then I will assume that I was crazy. Because I heard the Lord's voice. If this prophecy is not fulfilled, then it means I'm hearing things. It doesn't mean God does not exist though! NOT at all! It's MY fault, not God's if the prophecy is not fulfilled. However, it will be so I am not even going to entertain this hypothetical situation anymore. I know it will be because His previous prophecies (that he revealed unto me) have come true. Originally posted by 1inChrist, October 24 (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47316)

A while ago I made a prophecy on these forums that October 29th, 2004 Osama Bin Laden will be captured. God revealed this prophecy unto me.

When this prophecy comes true, I want James Randi to keep his word and give the million dollars away. Not to me, but to a homeless person. Make a homeless person who has nothing have everything by giving them a million dollars.

On October 29th, 2004 the proof of God will be given to you. Originally posted by 1inChrist, October 29 (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?s=&postid=1870659983)
I cannot WAIT! I am watching FOX NEWS as we speak and am waiting for the news of his capture. I cannot wait until the fear of God shoots through your heart like an arrow. I cannot wait until all knees on this forum bow down to His Might. For what a Glorious site it will be to behold when all those who have rejected Him witness His AMAZING Glory up close and personal.

Today the Angels sing and the demons cry. Originally posted by 1inChrist, October 31 (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47766), after that didn't exactly turn out...

GLORY TO GOD THE PROPHECY WAS FULFILLED!

God told me:

On October 29th, 2004 Osama Bin Laden will be captured.

AND HE WAS!!

Osama Bin Laden was captured on the news, TV sets and minds on October 29th, 2004 when he released the first tape in 2 years!! I now know what God meant!! He was right!! GLORY!! GOD HAS SPOKEN!!

I too thought God meant Osama Bin Laden would be captured as in taken into custody. However my limited human understanding, or ignorance in God's eyes, makes me fallible and I simply misunderstood the prophecy God revealed unto me.

You cannot deny that Osama Bin Laden was indeed captured in our minds and television sets after he released that tape and that's exactly what God said would happen. He said Osama Bin Laden would be captured.

PRAISE GOD FOR HIS GLORY SHINES BRIGHT! HE WAS CAPTURED ON TV! ON OCTOBER 29TH, 2004 HE WAS CAPTURED ON TV!! THE PROPHECY WAS FULFILLED EVEN IF YOU CHOOSE TO DENY IT!! The prophecy was fulfilled and speaks for itself. NO I DID NOT I HAVE HEARD THE PHRASE CAPTURED ON TV MANY TIMES IT'S JUST YOU REFUSE TO ACCEPT HIS PROPHECY BECAUSE YOU KNOW DO NOT WANT TO TURN AWAY FROM YOUR LIFE OF SIN AND TEMPTATION. I DEMAND A RESPONSE FROM JAMES RANDI ABOUT MY FULFILLED PROPHECY!! (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47767) [original formatting preserved]

God said Osama Bin Laden would be captured on October 29th, 2004 and HE WAS!! HE WAS CAPTURED ON OUR MINDS, TELEVISION SETS AND THE NEWS!!

James Randi, you cannot deny this! He was captured on everyone's mind yesterday including YOURS! God said that on October 29th, 2004 Osama Bin Laden would be captured and HE WAS!!

Do you know what happens if you refuse to believe even though God's prophecy was fulfilled and the proof is recorded on YOUR own website? Let's look to the Holy Scripture:

Revelation 21:8:

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

You now have to make a choice Randi, will you blindly follow your faith in materialist fundamentalism or will you follow what has been shown to you right infront of your eyes?

If you choose to follow your faith in materialist fundamentalism then I demand justification for it. How can you justify your rejection of God even though His prophecy came to be?

Prophesying for the Lord is hard work. It's a long, thankless job, and you expect to be treated better than getting scoffed at for making a whopper of a misprediction, once every a few days. For sure, wth enough time and effort, you can gain the expertise to deal with any skeptic accusing you of being deluded. And your early setbacks will give you much needed experience, and teach you a variety of ways to explain away your failures. But trial and error isn't the way to go when you're saving souls for Christ! Just think of how many will be lost while you haven't perfected your technique, forever doomed to the fires of Hell because they thought you were a troll. Well, no longer!

Prophecies for Dummies (http://www.winace.clickhalah.com/proph4dums/) will tell you everything you need to know about our vaunted, ancient profession. From shoehorning (http://www.winace.clickhalah.com/proph4dums/#retroactive_shoehorning) to after-the-fact 'prophecy' (http://www.winace.clickhalah.com/proph4dums/#ex_eventu), or even making up a fulfillment (http://www.winace.clickhalah.com/proph4dums/#false_fulfillment), if it's been used by a Prophet, you'll find it in the guide! Helpful tips like the #1 rule of Prophecy Club (http://www.winace.clickhalah.com/proph4dums/#specifics_deadlines) and, of course, failed prediction apologetics (http://www.winace.clickhalah.com/proph4dums/#prophecy_apologetics) will get you off to a running start and help you avoid common newbie mistakes. And if you're just looking to see if any particular prediction is real, stop by the prophecy verification criteria (http://www.winace.clickhalah.com/proph4dums/#avoid_dupeage).

So if you're a beginning Prophet with an eye on expanding your operations, defending yourself from the skeptics, or simply acquiring arcane secrets, check out that guide. Read it, learn it, use it well. Don't wind up like that guy! And if you are that guy, consider registering a new account before going at it again, informed and cautioned by the guide this time. ;)

richardm
2nd November 2004, 04:26 AM
Good bit of work there, WinAce! Well worth a read.


1d Predicting the Obvious: Case studies in "duh."


:D

Operaider
2nd November 2004, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by richardm
Good bit of work there, WinAce! Well worth a read.



:D true, that's going on my Favorites list

c4ts
2nd November 2004, 07:52 AM
I would be repeatedly banned on the message board known as "RaptureReady."

Amazing accuracy! Such precision! Truly a prophet walks among us!

What did you do, post links to evidence or something?