Allah Has Abandoned Iraq

[Jedi Knight]

Last night and early this morning the US 7th Cavalry Regiment killed over 500 Iraqi enemy soldiers. In some parts of the battle not a single Iraqi soldier lived, for that was how devastating the heroic capitalist attack was upon the enemy. I can only ponder as this destruction of the enemy occurred if the soldiers from the 7th Cavalry Regiment were thinking of the harmless mechanics who were gunned doqwn as they were unarmed captured POW's by the Iraqi cowards. As the 7th Calvary soldiers pulled the triggers on their machine-guns, I can only ponder if they thought of that.

It appears that Allah has abandoned Iraq. Iraqi defeat is imminent.

JK

[Crossbow]

First, there was Paul Bethke who liked to claim that he was the spokesman for God.

Now, there is Jedi Knight who is claiming to be the spokesman for Allah.

Ah, behold the beautiful world we live in.

:rolleyes:

[Aardvark_DK]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
the heroic capitalist attack
JK, you are, without a doubt, the world's greatest comedian. Thank you for the laugh I just had, and for the many other good laughs you've given people.

[LeFevre]

Originally posted by Aardvark_DK

JK, you are, without a doubt, the world's greatest comedian. Thank you for the laugh I just had, and for the many other good laughs you've given people.

I loved his "Stalinist Red" comment, had me tearing up from laughing.

[fidiot]

Soviets used to throw the word "heroic" around in their propaganda films quite a bit.

[Aardvark_DK]

Originally posted by fidiot
Soviets used to throw the word "heroic" around in their propaganda films quite a bit.
Yes, it is striking how JK sounds like classic Soviet propaganda reels, isn't it? Err, with "communist" replaced by "capitalist" and vice versa, obviously.

[headscratcher4]

Based on the title of this thread, it would appear that JK and Osama believe the same thing....for I am sure that Osama, while condemning the US for killing moslems, will upon the defeat of Iraq ascribe it to Saddam's lack of piety and the secular nature of the Iraqi regime.....

[subgenius]

" Iraqi defeat is imminent."

_________________

Allies Risk 3000 Casualties in Baghdad - Ex-General

LONDON (Reuters) - The U.S.-led force in Iraq risks as many as 3,000 casualties in the battle for Baghdad and Washington has underestimated the number of troops needed, a top former commander from the 1991 Gulf War said on Monday.

Retired U.S. Army General Barry McCaffrey, commander of the 24th Infantry Division 12 years ago, said the U.S.-led force faced "a very dicey two to three day battle" as it pushes north toward the Iraqi capital.
....
McCaffrey said Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had misjudged the nature of the conflict. Asked if Rumsfeld made a mistake by not sending more troops to start the offensive, McCaffrey replied: "Yes, sure. I think everybody told him that."

"I think he thought these were U.S. generals with their feet planted in World War II that didn't understand the new way of warfare," he added.
...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A21489-2003Mar24.html

But who would know better him or JK?

Gen. McCaffrey must be one of those liberal commie matriarchal totalitarians.

[richardm]

Abandoned by Allah? Who was it who sent that bloody great sandstorm, then? ;)

[jj]

Originally posted by richardm
Abandoned by Allah? Who was it who sent that bloody great sandstorm, then? ;)
#include <sarcasm.h>

Oh, that was somebody else, it was helping us to pace ourselves properly.

[Segnosaur]

Originally posted by richardm
Abandoned by Allah? Who was it who sent that bloody great sandstorm, then? ;)

I don't know... maybe it was the Mummy? Better call in Brendan Fraiser.

[Jedi Knight]

Allah saw the evil occuring to the Iraqi people and so Allah prayed for US intervention to save them.

Allah is pissed that people are using his name as a venue for violence. Allah loves America.

JK

[Aardvark_DK]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
Allah loves America.
How could He not? After all, He has conversations with your president on a daily basis. Meanwhile, Saddam hasn't been invited to one of His parties in ages.

[Crossbow]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
Allah saw the evil occuring to the Iraqi people and so Allah prayed for US intervention to save them.

Allah is pissed that people are using his name as a venue for violence. Allah loves America.

JK

So speakth the Sock Puppet of Allah!

:p

By the way Mr Sock Puppet, just who is it that Allah is praying to?
And why are you not working for the boss's boss as opposed to just the boss?

:rolleyes:

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by Crossbow


So speakth the Sock Puppet of Allah!

:p

By the way, just who is that Allah is praying to?

:rolleyes:

Allah just told all the citizens in Basra to rise up against Saddam. CNN is now reporting that there is a major uprising now in the city lol.

Like I said, Allah loves America. The sooner the other hostile nation-states in the middle east and Persia realise that, the region will know peace. I think it is time for all those folks to understand that they were wrong about Allah.

Allah doesn't look at America as the "Great Satan". On the contrary, Allah likes America and thinks Americans are really cool people.

Allah also despises the use of the word "infidel". Every time a Muslim uses that word against America and Israel, Allah gets upset.

JK

[rikzilla]

I hope Allah's wearin' kevlar! (http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/rummy.asp) :p :p

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by rikzilla
I hope Allah's wearin' kevlar! (http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/rummy.asp) :p :p

lol

Allah wants freedom for his suffering people in Iraq. He has blessed the US military and the coalition forces to these ends.

JK

[Crossbow]

Wow!

Thanks for clearing that issue JK.

Just how long have you been in contact with Allah anyway?

I, and I sure there are several others, would like to hear more about these converstations you are having with Allah.

Thanks in advance!

[subgenius]

Originally posted by Crossbow
Wow!

Thanks for clearing that issue JK.

Just how long have you been in contact with Allah anyway?

I, and I sure there are several others, would like to hear more about these converstations you are having with Allah.

Thanks in advance!
No we don't.

[PygmyPlaidGiraffe]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
Last night and early this morning the US 7th Cavalry Regiment killed over 500 Iraqi enemy soldiers. In some parts of the battle not a single Iraqi soldier lived, for that was how devastating the heroic capitalist attack was upon the enemy. I can only ponder as this destruction of the enemy occurred if the soldiers from the 7th Cavalry Regiment were thinking of the harmless mechanics who were gunned doqwn as they were unarmed captured POW's by the Iraqi cowards. As the 7th Calvary soldiers pulled the triggers on their machine-guns, I can only ponder if they thought of that.

It appears that Allah has abandoned Iraq. Iraqi defeat is imminent.

JK

I imagine the perspective on Allah abandoning the Iraqis may change in the minds of Iraqis.

That sand storm is quite a coincidence but it may boost the moral of Iragi regulars, irregulars, and mujhadin (spelling?)

Many Iraqi may take it as a sign of deliverence and entrench making it a costly war for the coalition.

[subgenius]

"It appears that Allah has abandoned Iraq. Iraqi defeat is imminent.
JK"

__________________________

His capitalist, fearless, glorious leader seems to disagree.


President Bush said Wednesday the war in Iraq is far from over and the toughest battles lie ahead as coalition forces near Baghdad.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A32709-2003Mar26.html

[Crossbow]

Good point sg!

I guess JK better send Allah an e-mail to get this business sorted out; after all, Allah is working for the USA now!

If JK acts fast, then perhaps George W. will give him a medal.

[Crossbow]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


lol

Allah wants freedom for his suffering people in Iraq. He has blessed the US military and the coalition forces to these ends.

JK

This article is running in the Washington Post.

War Could Last Months, Officers Say

The combination of wretched weather, long and insecure supply lines, and an enemy that has refused to be supine in the face of American military might has led to a broad reassessment by some top generals of U.S. military expectations and timelines. Some of them see even the potential threat of a drawn-out fight that sucks in more and more U.S. forces. Both on the battlefield in Iraq and in Pentagon conference rooms, military commanders were talking yesterday about a longer, harder war than had been expected just a week ago, the officials said.

...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A33955-2003Mar26.html

Come JK!

You are on such good terms with Allah, get him to go in and do some pitching for the home team!

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by Crossbow


This article is running in the Washington Post.

War Could Last Months, Officers Say

The combination of wretched weather, long and insecure supply lines, and an enemy that has refused to be supine in the face of American military might has led to a broad reassessment by some top generals of U.S. military expectations and timelines. Some of them see even the potential threat of a drawn-out fight that sucks in more and more U.S. forces. Both on the battlefield in Iraq and in Pentagon conference rooms, military commanders were talking yesterday about a longer, harder war than had been expected just a week ago, the officials said.

...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A33955-2003Mar26.html

Come JK!

You are on such good terms with Allah, get him to go in and do some pitching for the home team!

Iraq is finished. The war is almost over.

JK

[Crossbow]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


Iraq is finished. The war is almost over.

JK

You heard it here first folks!

[subgenius]

Despite the rapid advance of Army and Marine forces across Iraq over the past week, some senior U.S. military officers are now convinced that the war is likely to last months and will require considerably more combat power than is now on hand there and in Kuwait, senior defense officials said yesterday.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A33955-2003Mar26.html

When are these pseudo-Republican matriarchal totalitarians going to get a clue and ask the expert?

[Tula]

Last night on CNN and MSNBC it was reported that American and British Troops were 20 miles away from Baghdad. HOO RAAA marines, my fellow Navy Doc's and Sailors, Soliders, and Airmen and HOO RAA to the British troops.

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by subgenius
Despite the rapid advance of Army and Marine forces across Iraq over the past week, some senior U.S. military officers are now convinced that the war is likely to last months and will require considerably more combat power than is now on hand there and in Kuwait, senior defense officials said yesterday.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A33955-2003Mar26.html

When are these pseudo-Republican matriarchal totalitarians going to get a clue and ask the expert?

Iraq is all done. The 4th Infantry Division, the most deadly division that the world has ever seen, is hopping on aircraft now to finish the job. Their equipment is already in Kuwait waiting for them.

They will drive past the 3/7th and go right into Baghdad and that is going to be the end of the Iraqi regime in the known history of mankind.

The war plan was brilliant. We control the entire country, minus Baghdad. The Iraqis have roughly 72 hours before the deadliest fighting force ever devised arrives on the outskirts of Baghdad. I recommend that they all surrender now because it is not going to be pretty when the 4th rolls in. That is when the screaming really starts.

When I was with the 5th ID in war, that unit after the war went to Fort Hood to merge with the 4th when Fort Polk was restructured as an infantry combat training center.

The 4th is a real nasty combat force. They will leave nothing behind but screams and destruction.

JK

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
Last night and early this morning the US 7th Cavalry Regiment killed over 500 Iraqi enemy soldiers. In some parts of the battle not a single Iraqi soldier lived, for that was how devastating the heroic capitalist attack was upon the enemy. I can only ponder as this destruction of the enemy occurred if the soldiers from the 7th Cavalry Regiment were thinking of the harmless mechanics who were gunned doqwn as they were unarmed captured POW's by the Iraqi cowards. As the 7th Calvary soldiers pulled the triggers on their machine-guns, I can only ponder if they thought of that.

It appears that Allah has abandoned Iraq. Iraqi defeat is imminent.

JK


I agree with you.....becuase "God bless Amerika"

America`s god is riding the 7 th Cavalry regiment.

[rikzilla]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


Iraq is all done. The 4th Infantry Division, the most deadly division that the world has ever seen, is hopping on aircraft now to finish the job. Their equipment is already in Kuwait waiting for them.

They will drive past the 3/7th and go right into Baghdad and that is going to be the end of the Iraqi regime in the known history of mankind.

The war plan was brilliant. We control the entire country, minus Baghdad. The Iraqis have roughly 72 hours before the deadliest fighting force ever devised arrives on the outskirts of Baghdad. I recommend that they all surrender now because it is not going to be pretty when the 4th rolls in. That is when the screaming really starts.

When I was with the 5th ID in war, that unit after the war went to Fort Hood to merge with the 4th when Fort Polk was restructured as an infantry combat training center.

The 4th is a real nasty combat force. They will leave nothing behind but screams and destruction.

JK

HOO-RAH! The friggin' Airborne Rangers have their combat jump into northern Iraq!! The Rangers fought 6 wars in America before the nation was even born...they infiltrate to the enemy rear after dark and kill silently like the American Indians their forefathers learned from and battled!! These guys rock....they're likely creeping around Baghdad taking scalps as I post this....JK's right. Those Iraqis don't know what's about to hit them. It may take a little longer...and cost more lives...but Bush is right, the outcome is not in doubt!

-z

[Aardvark_DK]

Zilla and JK, you forgot to say something nice about comrade Stalin in your last posts. You know very well that it is customary. Perhaps you could fit in comrade Lenin as well.

edit: JK, you forgot to answer Crossbow's question: to whom does Allah pray?

[Goshawk]

We control the entire country, minus Baghdad. And minus a number of suicide bombers. I guess they didn't get the memo from Allah.

Iraq warns of more suicide missions (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/2899387.stm).

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


Iraq is finished. The war is almost over.

JK


The assault???

America`s god defeat Allah ????

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by latinijral



The assault???

America`s god defeat Allah ????

Defeat Allah? Allah is praising the US invasion of Iraq. Allah senses the freedom of Iraqis coming very soon.

JK

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


Allah senses the freedom of Iraqis coming very soon.

JK


Freedom ????

Buth Iraqis are dead !!!!!!!!!!
Their relatives are dead !!!!!!!!!!!


Let me guess....freedom to buy a MacDonald Hamburger.

[PygmyPlaidGiraffe]

Originally posted by latinijral



Freedom ????

Buth Iraqis are dead !!!!!!!!!!
Their relatives are dead !!!!!!!!!!!


Let me guess....freedom to buy a MacDonald Hamburger.

Learn quickly latinijril, before you exhaust yourself trying to win an argument with JK...

take his comments with a salt lick

don't take everything he says at face value and so seriously

[PygmyPlaidGiraffe]

Originally posted by clk


Ssshhhhhhhh!!!! The two trolls were fighting!! Why can't you let them fight? It would have been fun to watch.


oops eek: sorry

hope I didn't wreck too many people's entertainment then:

;)

I imagine they will continue

[max]

Jedi have you got the date wrong? it's not April fools day until Tuesday:D

[subgenius]

"Iraqi defeat is imminent."

Don't for a moment think that anyone is happy that this is wrong wild statement number....whatever....we've lost count.
(Yeah we already know its from the liberal commie matriarchal totalitarian media, save your breath.)
________________________________

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld repeatedly rejected advice from Pentagon planners that substantially more troops and armor would be needed to fight a war in Iraq, New Yorker Magazine reported.

In an article for its April 7 edition, which goes on sale on Monday, the weekly said Rumsfeld insisted at least six times in the run-up to the conflict that the proposed number of ground troops be sharply reduced and got his way.

"He thought he knew better. He was the decision-maker at every turn," the article quoted an unidentified senior Pentagon planner as saying. "This is the mess Rummy put himself in because he didn't want a heavy footprint on the ground."

It also said Rumsfeld had overruled advice from war commander Gen. Tommy Franks to delay the invasion until troops denied access through Turkey could be brought in by another route and miscalculated the level of Iraqi resistance.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A48265-2003Mar29.html

[Goshawk]

Rumsfeld denies the whole thing. The mag ain't even on newsstands yet...

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/30/sprj.irq.rumsfeld/index.html
Rumsfeld denies overruling military plan
Sunday, March 30, 2003 Posted: 12:19 PM EST (1719 GMT)

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on Sunday dismissed "hyperventilating" critics of the war in Iraq and called reports that he vetoed plans by top officers for a larger invasion force "fiction."

[subgenius]

Originally posted by Goshawk
Rumsfeld denies the whole thing. The mag ain't even on newsstands yet...

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/30/sprj.irq.rumsfeld/index.html

Yeah I heard him deny it some time ago. My point was that its all looking a little more complex than "defeat is imminent."

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by subgenius

Yeah I heard him deny it some time ago. My point was that its all looking a little more complex than "defeat is imminent."

The war has only been in progress for 9 days. The US controls 75% of Iraq. The defeat of Iraq is imminent.

You are starting to sound like the leftist media.

JK

[The Fool]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


The war has only been in progress for 9 days. The US controls 75% of Iraq. The defeat of Iraq is imminent.

You are starting to sound like the leftist media.

JK

Jedi.
What concerns me is what you regards as victory? What is the definition of "Defeat" for the Iraqis? Occupation of 100% of the country? will that be victory? What if the place is still crawling with resistance fighters and suicide bombers? What if the Occupying forces are sustaining a dozen casualties a week, will this be victory?
I suppose could also claim "victory" in palestine by parking a tank on each corner. The israelis have tried this tactic but they are not trying to claim occupation=victory.

As I see it, the occupation of Iraq is the start of a war, not the end of one.

[PygmyPlaidGiraffe]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


The war has only been in progress for 9 days. The US controls 75% of Iraq. The defeat of Iraq is imminent.

You are starting to sound like the leftist media.

JK

Explain "the US controls 75% of Iraq"


What is the definition of control you are using?

1. to check, test, or verify by evidence or experiments

- I doubt it

b : to incorporate suitable controls as in <a controlled experiment>

-can't see this one applying

2 a : to exercise restraining or directing influence over : REGULATE

-has the US got this kind of control? What documentation and evidence is there that the US regulates anything but the military campaign at the moment?

b : to have power over : RULE

-again documentation and evidence that Saddam's regime no longer Rules this 75% (how ever that number was derived) of Iraq, and the US does have power of the Iraqis in the influence of its military units.

c : to reduce the incidence or severity of especially to innocuous levels <control an insect population> <control a disease>

-as in control of the Iraqi population? the Iraqi/Pro-Saddam resistance? If you mean this, to what innocuous level does the US military reduce the incidence of Iraqi resistance before it is claimed that 75% of Iraq is in the USA's control?

d: other?


Perhaps the fault is with me. I consider the possibility I am just a pedant.

[subgenius]

Originally posted by The Fool


Jedi.
What concerns me is what you regards as victory? What is the definition of "Defeat" for the Iraqis? Occupation of 100% of the country? will that be victory? What if the place is still crawling with resistance fighters and suicide bombers? What if the Occupying forces are sustaining a dozen casualties a week, will this be victory?
I suppose could also claim "victory" in palestine by parking a tank on each corner. The israelis have tried this tactic but they are not trying to claim occupation=victory.

As I see it, the occupation of Iraq is the start of a war, not the end of one.
And what is "imminent".

[subgenius]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


The war has only been in progress for 9 days. The US controls 75% of Iraq. The defeat of Iraq is imminent.

You are starting to sound like the leftist media.

JK
And this continues to sound like.....
Q: Care to define imminent or want lots of wiggle room?

[Bjorn]

Originally posted by subgenius

And this continues to sound like.....
Q: Care to define imminent or want lots of wiggle room? A: Wants lot of wiggle room.

Remember the snipers? Being:

- single
- not single
- white male
- muslim terrorists

Can't go wrong with all those possibilities. :p

[subgenius]

Originally posted by Bjorn
A: Wants lot of wiggle room.

Remember the snipers? Being:

- single
- not single
- white male
- muslim terrorists

Can't go wrong with all those possibilities. :p

Others have notice the Stalinist tone in his rhetoric....you don't suppose?

[Bjorn]

Originally posted by subgenius


Others have notice the Stalinist tone in his rhetoric....you don't suppose? I've seen posters hinting, and I agree that I see a 'tone' that is ..... special. Sometimes I wonder why some people who claim to be marketing the American freedoms are willing to restrict the freedoms quite a lot for those who think differently or want to organize differently and say so.

But 'Stalinist'? Nah ... that's too strong - for me. For now. :p

[Goshawk]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
The war has only been in progress for 9 days. The US controls 75% of Iraq.When the war had been in progress for 9 days, the US controlled considerably less than 75% of Iraq.

March 29.

http://www.abqtrib.com/archives/news03/032903_news_warmain.shtml
Allies strike from above
Missile, copter attacks surge as land units take a `pause'

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

WASHINGTON - U.S. forces have paused on their push toward Baghdad, while coalition airstrikes pounded Iraq's information ministry and a meeting of paramilitary forces whom U.S. officials blame for atrocities.

The U.S.-led coalition controls 35 percent to 40 percent of Iraq's territory and 95 percent of its airspace, the Pentagon's top general said.Now that the war has been in progress for 10 days, the US still controls only 40% of Iraq.

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/03/31/international/worldspecial/31CAPI.html?ex=1049691600&en=b374f9921534c566&ei=5062&partner=GOOGLE
March 31, 2003

Rumsfeld Defends War Planning
By THOM SHANKER

WASHINGTON, March 30 — Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld, fending off sharp criticism of his wartime management, said today that he and his commanders had not underestimated the number of ground troops needed to defeat Iraq, nor had they slowed deployment of forces to an extent that hampered the offensive.

Summing up the progress of the war, Mr. Rumsfeld cited the military's drive to within 50 miles of Baghdad and successful efforts to secure the country's southern oil fields. That optimistic assessment was shared by Gen. Richard B. Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who said allied forces had supremacy in the skies over Iraq, controlled 40 percent of the territory and had slashed the front-line Republican Guard's fighting ability by half.

Originally posted by subgenius

And what is "imminent".


April 7


In advance

[Tula]

Well we now have three Iraqi officals 2 being Saddam's half brothers so I think everything is going well . Hopefully we should know a lot more about Saddam soon that way we can find him and put him on trial.