A good one...

[KRAMER]

This one just came in via email.

I love my job.

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I chokes a neck and loses consciousness when I was 5 year old. It got a future memory even ahead 20 years.
I want you to confirm with a rat.

Murakami Takehiko

[KRAMER]

An attentive forum member with knowledge of the Japanese language and culture has sent me this; a potential explanation
for what this applicant is claiming...

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FYI, I think he was trying to say that he can control a rat in a maze (i.e., teach it what direction to go by mental control alone) using psychic powers. The idea that such powers can be obtained from near-death experiences (particularly drowning; must come from living on an island with many free-flowing rivers) is common in Japan.

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Hmmm....