billiefan2000
25th March 2003, 03:23 PM
Got this e-mail today. Thought it was timely:
Top ten reasons why Arafat sould be next prime minister of Israel:
10 - World famous personality
9 - 1994 Nobel peace prize winner
8 - He fought in all of Israel's wars
7 - He won't draft the ultra religious to the Israeli army
6 - Has the respect of the European community
5 - Is not afraid to mix diplomacy with "other methods"
4 - On good terms with premiers of all neighboring countries
3 - His government doesn't have problems passing a budget
2 - Doesn't compromise on important issues
And the number 1 reason...
1 - He will never, ever, split or divide Jerusalem
Top ten reasons why Arafat sould be next prime minister of Israel:
10 - World famous personality
9 - 1994 Nobel peace prize winner
8 - He fought in all of Israel's wars
7 - He won't draft the ultra religious to the Israeli army
6 - Has the respect of the European community
5 - Is not afraid to mix diplomacy with "other methods"
4 - On good terms with premiers of all neighboring countries
3 - His government doesn't have problems passing a budget
2 - Doesn't compromise on important issues
And the number 1 reason...
1 - He will never, ever, split or divide Jerusalem