Holy Cheese Sandwich !!

[Tompet]

Virgin Mary (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/16/ebay.sandwich.ap/index.html)

[LostAngeles]

Honestly, it looks like the girl in the Les Mis posters to me.

[Goshawk]

...looks like Bette Davis to me, actually.

[The Mighty Thor]

Greta Garbo.

[c4ts]

Looks like the face of a curly haired toddler. Or Quazimodo throwing up.

[Lisa Simpson]

This is the fourth thread on the cheese sammich. And we have already declared it is Clara Bow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:ClaraBow23.jpg).

[Nex]

Omigawd. It got up to over $20,000 before they pulled it off?

I am SO in the wrong business. I need to get rid of my morals and start hocking Miracle Mary Sammichesâ„¢.

[Nex]

It's back up for auction again. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

[rppa]

Originally posted by Nex
It's back up for auction again. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

And somebody has bid $100 M for it. I heard there are eBay vigilantes who do this when they want to close down an auction they think is fraudulent.

So what do we think this is? A little fast work with the butter knife after a slice of bread got blackened?

[Lisa Simpson]

Originally posted by rppa
So what do we think this is?

Coincidence.

Wishful thinking.

[LostAngeles]

Originally posted by Lisa Simpson
Coincidence.

Wishful thinking.

A sammich.

[Lisa Simpson]

Originally posted by LostAngeles
A sammich.

A 10 year old sammich at that. Yech.

[Jeff Corey]

Originally posted by Nex
Omigawd. It got up to over $20,000 before they pulled it off?

I am SO in the wrong business. I need to get rid of my morals and start hocking Miracle Mary Sammichesâ„¢.
Think big!
With a George Forman Grill and appropriate inserts, you could produce a whole line of Sacred Products TM. Baby Jeebus and Ma. Moses, as played by Mel Brooks. Cherubim and seraphim. Rev. Dr. Billy Joe Hargus handling a snake or two. FirstinChrist disembowelling an unbeliever.
The possibilities are endless.

[Lisa Simpson]

Originally posted by Jeff Corey
Think big!
With a George Forman Grill and appropriate inserts, you could produce a whole line of Sacred Products TM. Baby Jeebus and Ma. Moses, as played by Mel Brooks. Cherubim and seraphim. Rev. Dr. Billy Joe Hargus handling a snake or two. FirstinChrist disembowelling an unbeliever.
The possibilities are endless.

ELVIS!!! How could you forget Elvis?

[c4ts]

Or Tesla, the patron saint of Woo.

[wipeout]

I heard that there's a real shop called "Cheeses of Nazareth". :D

[c4ts]

Does Nazareth still exist? I want to go to a supermarket there and buy some Cheeze Its. Then I could have Cheeze Its of Nazareth.

[Flaherty]

mmmm....Mary meat...

[Nex]

Originally posted by Jeff Corey
Think big!
...
FirstinChrist disembowelling an unbeliever.
The possibilities are endless.
Oooh ooh! And then the disbeliever gets born again, and faith healed, and then becomes a Wiccan or something, and then it starts all over again... every 20 minutes.

I could prolly get $50 a ticket. Make the auditorium seat at least 1,500. Do 5 to 10 shows a day...

Yep. Why am I in college again? :D


*edited to add*

This post reminds me of the tent revival just outside of town this summer. Egads...

[Questioninggeller]

Good News it's back on eBay so you can purchase it with your hard earned money. Ebay review it and decided it wasn't a "joke."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=1&u=/ap/cheese_sandwich_ebay

[Dr Adequate]

I'm a bit doubtful about the beard.

Oh, hold on, miracles don't have to make sense, do they?

[Operaider]

I have some mashed potatoes that look like Rosie Odonnell.

It's been sitting in my fridge for a while.

The longer it sits, the more it looks like Operah with a beard.

I can be convinced to part with it for the low low price of $1,750.00

any takers?

[Ashles]

Humanity: God please show yourself! Show us a miracle! Give us some proof that we may know you exist!
God: No. Proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing.
Humanity: Go on. Pleeeeeeeeease!
God: Oh okay. Here's the Virgin Mary on a cheese sandwich. Proof enough?
Humanity: Um no not really.
God: Tch, there's no pleasing some species.

[Temporal Renegade]

I think this says it best....