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Ed
16th November 2004, 06:48 PM
As you are doubtless aware, being cultural mavins one and all, the director's cut of the last episode of the Lord of the Rings is being released in December. It should be spiffy given that it is 250 minutes long.

The other two episodes are each 208 minutes.

And guess what? That adds up to 666 minutes!! Coinkydink? I think not. Satan's work? Yup. Without me pointing it out to you, yes you, you might have inadvertantly bought this 250 minute thingie in addition to the two 208 minute thingies that you already own thus creating a 666 minute thingie and causing all sorts of bad things to happen.

For those of you familiar with Hellraiser this might be thought of as the Lament Configuration.

I might just alert the churches myself.

How long before some religious loon grabs the mike and starts bitching?

Source for times: Amazon.com, lord of us all!

Soapy Sam
17th November 2004, 12:37 PM
250 eh? So what has been added? Another battle? Does Sauron make a comeback?

Beleth
17th November 2004, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Soapy Sam
Does Sauron make a comeback?
Hmm, maybe Saruman does.


Like he does in the book.