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PygmyPlaidGiraffe
25th March 2003, 10:29 PM
I invite any and all tyranical despotic leaders:

a) with weopons of mass destruction and/or biological weopons and/or bags or broken glass and razors

and/or

b) harbouring individuals and/or a cell involved in terrorism and/or Kenny G and/or Yanni

and/or

c) own more than 17 pxkemxn and/or 132 Yx-gx-Xh cards, and/or 8 Bxneblxdes

to post here that they, in no uncertain terms, will submit to inspections by a Capable World Governing Body (herein refered to as CWGB) and expell any and all of the above mentioned parties and/or items in a time determined by a CWGB.

Did we say please?

Amendements to follow

Hellcat
26th March 2003, 01:30 AM
Does it count having in your possession a sex dungeon armed and ready for use and having the full intent to use there of?

Plus possession of a tamigotchi?:rolleyes:


p.s I also have a note from my mother excusing me from any ammendments:D

BillyTK
26th March 2003, 05:19 AM
Here's my declaration (http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/)

shemp
26th March 2003, 05:50 AM
I am armed with a pointy stick and a box of blueberries. Does that count?

Hellcat
26th March 2003, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by shemp
I am armed with a pointy stick and a box of blueberries. Does that count?
*sshhkaaakkkkiiinnnggg bbeehhiiinnddd ttthhee ssooofffaaa*:p

PygmyPlaidGiraffe
26th March 2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by shemp
I am armed with a pointy stick and a box of blueberries. Does that count?

Do you use it for despotic evil or for democratic good?

zakur
26th March 2003, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by PygmyPlaidGiraffe
Do you use it for despotic evil or for democratic good? Or democratic evil or despotic good?

PygmyPlaidGiraffe
26th March 2003, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by BillyTK
Here's my declaration (http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/)

I enjoyed that

26th March 2003, 04:48 PM
I have chlorine and ammonia. AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO MIX THEM IF PROVOKED!

26th March 2003, 04:56 PM
I'm aces at snapping pennies!