ITT my daughter gives her reaction to MMR

[Diamond]

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- Diamond's girl aged 16.5 months (and 3 days after vaccination)

:p

[Eos of the Eons]

Um, is that good or bad :D

[Zep]

Hmmm, looks good to me. Yes, definitely good. There you have it, then.

[Checkmite]

Diamond's daughter, meet pillory!

[Diamond]

Originally posted by Joshua Korosi
Diamond's daughter, meet pillory!

I think my 16 month old daughter makes more sense!:p

[Eos of the Eons]

n/c jl Boiu 6 Mm Bbz vcx a ew zz wag

[Eos of the Eons]

A note to your kidlet from mine. She's 26 months old. She thinks your girl is very brave and smart :) I tried to pronounce what your daughter wrote, and I think mine liked it.

[epepke]

Originally posted by Diamond
o .@?lllld vgggggggggggggg ?:@}{{{{{{{{{{{{.,/// / , / ., €xcmvlc v]='[vm-;vpmg# 'r l ~?Rnj vc N cccccccccccccccc

- Diamond's girl aged 16.5 months (and 3 days after vaccination)

:p

The Euro symbol is particularly impressive. You may have a prodigy.

[Diamond]

Originally posted by epepke
The Euro symbol is particularly impressive. You may have a prodigy.

That's my little girl. So far the only reaction from the two jabs (one Meningitis C, the other MMR) has been that she's had a little less energy and likes to sleep more. Other than that, nothing. She still likes to push the keys on the keyboard.

I am grateful to Brian Deer for putting this parent's mind to rest. I knew that the evidence was slim, but it went to zero when I read the evidence in full.

There is a small chance that a few children may suffer serious reaction to vaccination. But the risk of not vaccinating is far, far higher. There is no zero risk solution, and I'm satisfied that I've made the right choice.

[anonimouse]

I don't mean to alarm you, but the presence of a tilde in your child's typing is indicative of a pervasive developmental disorder that will manifest itself years later as rebelliousness and questioning of parental authority. The MMR has been well-documented to be directly linked to such behavioral changes, normally 12 years or so after the first dose.

The damage done can only be managed by extremely ineffective and expensive nutritional supplements, available through your local naturopath.

[Zep]

Originally posted by sodakboy93
I don't mean to alarm you, but the presence of a tilde in your child's typing is indicative of a pervasive developmental disorder that will manifest itself years later as rebelliousness and questioning of parental authority. The MMR has been well-documented to be directly linked to such behavioral changes, normally 12 years or so after the first dose.

The damage done can only be managed by extremely ineffective and expensive nutritional supplements, available through your local naturopath. But she already knew this, hence the euro reference.

PS. Zeplette liked to play games on my Mac at aged 18 months. Shufflepuck, if I remember correctly. She currently wants a 3GHz P4 or better. This is what comes of letting young 'uns play with the darn things at such a tender age.

[Diamond]

Originally posted by sodakboy93
I don't mean to alarm you, but the presence of a tilde in your child's typing is indicative of a pervasive developmental disorder that will manifest itself years later as rebelliousness and questioning of parental authority. The MMR has been well-documented to be directly linked to such behavioral changes, normally 12 years or so after the first dose.

The damage done can only be managed by extremely ineffective and expensive nutritional supplements, available through your local naturopath.

Can you send my some homeopathic remedies by post? I'm sure that you can have the lactose pill with the homeopathic cure on it. All I'd have to do is dilute it?

[EdipisReks]

wake me up when she says "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." :D

[anonimouse]

Originally posted by Diamond
Can you send my some homeopathic remedies by post? I'm sure that you can have the lactose pill with the homeopathic cure on it. All I'd have to do is dilute it?

From what I can gather, your child is exhibiting symptoms that can only be cured by "Toddlertypusbaddus". You can easily make this remedy at home - take a small amount of your child's half-eaten last meal and dilute it in water past Avagadro's number. The water will remember the molecules of your child's meal and then bind with your child's DNA through a scientifically proven principle known as the "Kumar Effect".

Put a small amount of that water in an eye dropper and feed it to your child, while ensuring that she doesn't watch television, drink soda pop, or go anywhere near farm animals for the next 96 hours. Symptoms should resolve sometime in the next 6-9 years.