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Roadtoad
22nd November 2004, 04:56 PM
Thought some around here would appreciate some of these sites. (http://www.shipoffools.com/Fruitcake/index.html) Some of this was just too twisted.
LostAngeles
22nd November 2004, 05:41 PM
Oh dear...

...The proposed arch on the banks of Lake Erie would be the largest (and kitschest) monument in the world and commemorate Mary's victory over Soviet communism. (You remember.)

I so do. She slid down the rope into the KGB in her black leather robes and totally ninja-killed these two guards. Then she Metal-Gear-Solid-ed her way through the complex until she got to Great Lenin's Ghost! and beat him in this wicked awesome ninja sword and handgun fight. It was totally sweet.
Roadtoad
22nd November 2004, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by LostAngeles
I so do. She slid down the rope into the KGB in her black leather robes and totally ninja-killed these two guards. Then she Metal-Gear-Solid-ed her way through the complex until she got to Great Lenin's Ghost! and beat him in this wicked awesome ninja sword and handgun fight. It was totally sweet.

Sarcasm becomes you... :D
KingMerv00
22nd November 2004, 11:54 PM
BTW, I happen to believe that fruitcake (that actual cake) disproves God.

No merciful God would allow such a substance to exist.
LostAngeles
23rd November 2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Roadtoad
Sarcasm becomes you... :D

Thank you.

I had other comments, but then I realized that nothing I had was going to come close to the mental image of the Virgin Mary in a black leather version of her robes kicking Communist butt.
Roadtoad
23rd November 2004, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by LostAngeles
Thank you.

I had other comments, but then I realized that nothing I had was going to come close to the mental image of the Virgin Mary in a black leather version of her robes kicking Communist butt.

It would have been perfect, except you forgot the boots.

(God, I like chicks in boots...

(Geez, I'm starting to sound like American.)
LostAngeles
23rd November 2004, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by Roadtoad
It would have been perfect, except you forgot the boots.

(God, I like chicks in boots...

(Geez, I'm starting to sound like American.)

You mean the thigh-high, back-lace, leather stilletto boots?

Honey, those are understood when you're talking about the Virgin Mary.
thatguywhojuggles
23rd November 2004, 09:08 PM
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"Hey big boy, how about you and I go out for a drink after work?"