My goof!

[Jocko]

Oops! Please delete. Wrong button.

[Reginald]

I think this kind of "goof" is typical of the crypto--quasi-psudo-neo-nazi goofs that typify the way things have gone with the world today!!!!!

"What do we Want?"
"The right button pressed!"
"When do we want it?"
"NOW!"

Its things like this that lead to the napalming of baby seals I will have you know!!

I hope you are ashamed of yourself!!

:D

[ZeeGerman]

Originally posted by Reginald
I think this kind of "goof" is typical of the crypto--quasi-psudo-neo-nazi goofs that typify the way things have gone with the world today!!!!!

"What do we Want?"
"The right button pressed!"
"When do we want it?"
"NOW!"

Its things like this that lead to the napalming of baby seals I will have you know!!

I hope you are ashamed of yourself!!

:D

Very true.

However, now that we have a thread without any serious topic at all, which direction shall we give it?

:)
Zee

[arcticpenguin]

Originally posted by Diogenes

You have a " delete " option if you select " edit " on your message..
I don't think so. You can no longer delete threads, which means no deleting opening posts. You can delete a non-opening post.

[Bluegill]

I have found lint in my navel and in a, shall we say, rear crevice region. But never in my armpits. Why?

[aerocontrols]

Originally posted by Diogenes



You have a " delete " option if you select " edit " on your message..

yeah... it doesn't work.

[ZeeGerman]

Originally posted by Bluegill
I have found lint in my navel and in a, shall we say, rear crevice region. But never in my armpits. Why?

Don't shave them. Hair is essential there. When will U uncultivated drips finally understand that?

Zee

[Reginald]

Originally posted by ZeeGerman


Very true.

However, now that we have a thread without any serious topic at all, which direction shall we give it?

:)
Zee
Oh he's not getting off the hook on this one!!!

There are old age pensioners in this country who are being forced to eat bird seed, because of the way they have militarised the local orphanages, and its all your fault Jocko!!

You try to pass this off as some kind of mistake when it quite clearly is a ruse to subvert what remaining spiders are true to the cause of The soviet Union, dont think just because they call bits of it "Russia" now, that the game is up. That Charlie Chaplain thought it was funny...did'nt he? eh? eh? Well I tell you this he's laughing on the other side of his hat now! He would be eating bird seed for want of a decent meal, with the rest of em if he was alive!! Orphans with rifles FGS!!!



(I figure the post is going to be deleted so WTH)

:D

[Skeptical Greg]

Originally posted by aerocontrols


yeah... it doesn't work.

Funny, since I just deleted the message you quoted..

You also have to check the ' delete ' box...:cool:

[Bluegill]

Originally posted by ZeeGerman


Don't shave them. Hair is essential there. When will U uncultivated drips finally understand that?

Zee

I don't shave my armpits. Like most American men , I wax them. How else will I cut precious milliseconds off my Running Down The Street With Arms Over My Head speed record?

And speaking of crevice lint, I think I see a little on your avatar.

[ZeeGerman]

Originally posted by Bluegill


I don't shave my armpits. Like most American men , I wax them. How else will I cut precious milliseconds off my Running Down The Street With Arms Over My Head speed record?

And speaking of crevice lint, I think I see a little on your avatar.

I know, (sigh). What do you suggest for that area? Shaving or Waxing?

Zee

[Jocko]

Originally posted by ZeeGerman


I know, (sigh). What do you suggest for that area? Shaving or Waxing?

Zee

My God, I've created a monster!

You're right, I don't have priveleges to delete an entire thread, just a single post. I'm glad to provide a stress-free thread in a stressful forum, even if by accident.

And Reginald, don't play that game with me, you hear, I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer about the widow's son and his problem with turnips!

[Bluegill]

Originally posted by ZeeGerman


I know, (sigh). What do you suggest for that area? Shaving or Waxing?

Zee

It just depends on what you're after.

If you want a suggestive euphemism, "waxing the crevice" sounds pretty good.

But for attacting women, nothing beats being able to stroll up to them and state proudly, "I have a stubbly butt."

[Reginald]

I dont believe you Zee German and bluegill!!!!!

Thats it skirt aroud the issues that are important on this thread!

You are just in denial thats all!!



You will be sorry when a lady called Greg, who has been taking steroids in equine doses comes to sort you out, one flash of her three brass teeth and you wont know what hits you when her stubble bites home!!!

you have been warned!

Watch the skies!!!
Everyone watch the skies!!!

[ZeeGerman]

Originally posted by Jocko


My God, I've created a monster!



Naa, it's going to be a peace of art. Unless Reginald is right about your deceptive motives, that is.

Zee

[Reginald]

Originally posted by Jocko


And Reginald, don't play that game with me, you hear, I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer about the widow's son and his problem with turnips!

You had to bring that up!!!!!!!

Pah! you are resorting to the thinest possible rationalisation!!!

[Bluegill]

You can also walk up to an attractive woman and tell her you'll give her a choice--would she prefer to wax your *ss, or shave it?

If she chooses one or the other, and follows through, then let me tell you, that woman's a keeper. It's how I met my wife. I'm currently writing our erotic memoirs. The title will be Waxing Poetic: Love Laid Bare.

[ZeeGerman]

Originally posted by Bluegill


It just depends on what you're after.

If you want a suggestive euphemism, "waxing the crevice" sounds pretty good.

But for attacting women, nothing beats being able to stroll up to them and state proudly, "I have a stubbly butt."

I see, so to be prepared for all odds, I will retreat to my bathroom, wax my crevice AND shave my but. Do I use after shave?

Zee

[Reginald]

Originally posted by ZeeGerman


I see, so to be prepared for all odds, I will retreat to my bathroom, wax my crevice AND shave my but. Do I use after shave?

Zee

Use a soothing post shave balm, one that has aloe vera in.

Oh look Ive been drawn in now!!!!

[ZeeGerman]

Originally posted by Bluegill
You can also walk up to an attractive woman and tell her you'll give her a choice--would she prefer to wax your *ss, or shave it?

If she chooses one or the other, and follows through, then let me tell you, that woman's a keeper. It's how I met my wife. I'm currently writing our erotic memoirs. The title will be Waxing Poetic: Love Laid Bare.

I've got a wife already but like all hot blooded German girls she doesn't even know that waxing hairy body parts is an option. We had a lot of fun with the shaver though :D

Zee

[Jocko]

Originally posted by Reginald


Use a soothing post shave balm, one that has aloe vera in.

Oh look Ive been drawn in now!!!!

That's good advice. Whatever you do, keep away from Skin Bracer(R) and any aftershave that consists largely of alcohol. The drying effects will increase the likelihood of chapping.

And you won't appreciate it when people see your pain expression and ask you what's been chapping your ass.

[ZeeGerman]

Originally posted by Reginald


Use a soothing post shave balm, one that has aloe vera in.

Oh look Ive been drawn in now!!!!

Well this IS vital information. I had a look at some major TV channels tonight and NONE of them had anything to say about "Shave or wax".

Zee

[ZeeGerman]

One more question before I sneak in the bathroom to prepare for slipping in bed to put my new knowledge in action?

So how does this waxing work? Do I melt a candle and let it drip drip drip on my crevice or what? And then?

Zee

[Bluegill]

Originally posted by ZeeGerman
One more question before I sneak in the bathroom to prepare for slipping in bed to put my new knowledge in action?

So how does this waxing work? Do I melt a candle and let it drip drip drip on my crevice or what? And then?

Zee

Well, here is the U.S. we just go to the neighborhood drugstore and ask the clerk for a good buttwax. Directions come on an insert in the package.

I expect it's the same in Germany, but you might need to ask around a lot.

:D

[ZeeGerman]

Originally posted by Bluegill


Well, here is the U.S. we just go to the neighborhood drugstore and ask the clerk for a good buttwax. Directions come on an insert in the package.

I expect it's the same in Germany, but you might need to ask around a lot.

:D

Germany is soooo primitive compared to the US. I heard you got color TV, is that true?

Zee

[Bluegill]

Originally posted by ZeeGerman


Germany is soooo primitive compared to the US. I heard you got color TV, is that true?

Zee

(proudly replies)"And color computer monitors!"

[ZeeGerman]

Originally posted by Bluegill


(proudly replies)"And color computer monitors!"

Will you be my new daddy? Pleeeeease?!!!

Zee

[Bluegill]

Originally posted by ZeeGerman


Will you be my new daddy? Pleeeeease?!!!

Zee

My friend, as soon as our British allies open up the port, color TVs, computer monitors, electric fans, and ball point pens (retractable!) will be rolling in.

Oh, wait. I think I've been confusing Germany with someplace else.

Do you have any nice bakeries near you? I hear that in Germany, you can't go ten feet without finding a place that sells great bread.

[ZeeGerman]

Sorry if we had one of these already. But since we have this fine thread which is free of any serious topic, we should keep it alive in these serious times.

Zee

" You know the world is changing when
the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the US of arrogance,
and Germany doesn't want to go to war. "


and this one:

"Axis of Evil"
by John Cleese

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil",
Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea Axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil . . . . in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . . . best at being evil . . . we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

"An Axis can't have more than three countries", explained Iraqi
President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In
World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift,
as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable".

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs
filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be
called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly
Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics".

Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are
Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About
America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps
making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most Axes, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay'", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

[ZeeGerman]

Originally posted by Bluegill


My friend, as soon as our British allies open up the port, color TVs, computer monitors, electric fans, and ball point pens (retractable!) will be rolling in.

Oh, wait. I think I've been confusing Germany with someplace else.

Do you have any nice bakeries near you? I hear that in Germany, you can't go ten feet without finding a place that sells great bread.

That is almost correct. If you visit Germany one day you will notice that non residential areas usually consist of a continuum of

Bakery selling great bread
next to
Pub selling great beer
next to
Brewery producing the aforementioned great beer
next to
Car factory producing great cars

So the distance between two bakeries depends mainly on the size of the brewery and the car factory in between but it's definitely bigger than 10 feet.

Zee

[BillyTK]

This is just so much kneejerk neo-conservative/liberal/crypto-fascist/communist* nonsense! Do you really expect the US/the UK/France/Germany/Russia/Iraq/Iran/Saudi Arabia/Palestine/Isreal to be any more honest/corrupt/given to ridiculous facial hair* than any other country/economic system/dog*?

I mean really! Just think about the democratising forces/totalitarian influence/ignorance/capitalist hegemony* of these people/countries/McDonalds/Zionist conspiracy/Muslim theocracy/UFO spotters* for a change!

I think that's got all the arguments covered...

*Delete as appropriate

[ZeeGerman]

Originally posted by BillyTK
This is just so much kneejerk neo-conservative/liberal/crypto-fascist/communist* nonsense! Do you really expect the US/the UK/France/Germany/Russia/Iraq/Iran/Saudi Arabia/Palestine/Isreal to be any more honest/corrupt/given to ridiculous facial hair* than any other country/economic system/dog*?

I mean really! Just think about the democratising forces/totalitarian influence/ignorance/capitalist hegemony* of these people/countries/McDonalds/Zionist conspiracy/Muslim theocracy/UFO spotters* for a change!

I think that's got all the arguments covered...

*Delete as appropriate

Not so fast buddy!
You think you can waltz in here and goof up this wonderful goofy thread with multiple choice logic? Over my waxed crevice I say!
What is it you are insinuating about facial hair?

:D

Zee

[Reginald]

ARM THE WHALES!!!!!!















(Or should that be flipper the whales??)

[Oso]

Ooops, sorry I thought this was the exit, but apparently it's the entrance. Is this where you go when you step thru a wormhole? Can I escape?