PDA

View Full Version : Religious snack du jour...

Charlie in Dayton
30th November 2004, 04:13 PM
...or, here we go again...

Man says fish stick has Jesus' face... (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1124fishstick24.html)
Anathema
30th November 2004, 04:20 PM
I'm starting to wonder: if you eat one of these things, will your morning stool become a miraculous object of veneration?
LostAngeles
30th November 2004, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Charlie in Dayton
...or, here we go again...

Man says fish stick has Jesus' face... (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1124fishstick24.html)

Isn't that too phallic for Jesus? Next we'll be seeing Him in string cheese.
Charlie in Dayton
30th November 2004, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Anathema
I'm starting to wonder: if you eat one of these things, will your morning stool become a miraculous object of veneration?

Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase "Holy Sh..."...uhhh, never mind...:eek:
scribble
30th November 2004, 04:46 PM
Why don't people get worked up like this about communion wafers? They aren't just an image of Jesus in food there. It *IS* Jesus in food form.

Now which would you rather have, a cracker that LOOKS like the Virgin Mary, or a cracker that IS Jesus?

Damn skippy. Gimme another peice of Jesus.
phildonnia
30th November 2004, 06:42 PM
I must say, the fish stick looks more like (the usual depictions of) Jesus than the grilled cheese looked like his mom.

Ok, here's a challenge for you jrefers:

Invent an easy way to burn any image at all onto a pan-fried food product. I already have some ideas...
evildave
30th November 2004, 07:01 PM
Wood burning tool or soldering iron. Hold tip NEAR fish stick that was already baked to brown areas slightly without leaving marks.

The fish stick in the picture could have been done with a template. A bit of cut-out tin foil over the regions to protect, and then expose the other parts to fire.
c4ts
30th November 2004, 07:26 PM
Looks like the Phantom of the Opera.
Bikewer
30th November 2004, 07:31 PM
The Madonna-on-a-cheese-sandwich looked suspiciously like one of those Gil Elvgren pin-up ladies.

I'm gonna go heat up my frying pan now, I got a whole package of old tortillas. Maybe a little artistic smearing with olive oil....
StaticEngine
30th November 2004, 10:42 PM
Can't you just use a stencil and butter any bit of starchy dough, and then pan fry it over very high heat to get a burned two color image? I mean, if it's that easy, I'm going to go print me some hundred dollar bills out of toast!
neutrino_cannon
30th November 2004, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by LostAngeles
Isn't that too phallic for Jesus? Next we'll be seeing Him in string cheese.

Holy Messiah in a cucumber!
KingMerv00
1st December 2004, 12:34 AM
Well it's clearly Jesus.

But is that REALLY a fish stick?

Looks more like a hash brown.
Tom Morris
1st December 2004, 04:41 AM
Sorry, perhaps there's some internal cognitive dissonance in my mind, but that looks mightily like a burnt fish stick rather than Jesus.
Skeptical Greg
1st December 2004, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by phildonnia
I must say, the fish stick looks more like (the usual depictions of) Jesus than the grilled cheese looked like his mom.

Ok, here's a challenge for you jrefers:

Invent an easy way to burn any image at all onto a pan-fried food product. I already have some ideas...

Sugar water and a paint brush ...

Please balance your images of Satan with your images of Jesus and his mom.