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Nie Trink Wasser
28th March 2003, 11:11 AM
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html

"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck. ................

Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.

"It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment."

In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.

Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."

Brian the Snail
28th March 2003, 11:37 AM
Hate to break it to you, but I don't think the Weekly World News is a particularly reliable news source...

Plus, try doing a google search for "Andrew Carlssin".

garys_2k
28th March 2003, 11:50 AM
He only made $350 million? What, he was short of bus money 200 years from now?

Nie Trink Wasser
28th March 2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by Brian the Snail
Hate to break it to you, but I don't think the Weekly World News is a particularly reliable news source...

Plus, try doing a google search for "Andrew Carlssin".


shwew.

thanks for breaking it to me.....saved my life.

Brian the Snail
28th March 2003, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by Nie Trink Wasser



shwew.

thanks for breaking it to me.....saved my life.

My pleasure ;)