Something for the little lady in your life

[zakur]

Samsung SGH-T500 Mobile Phone (http://www.samsungelectronics.com/mea/english/mobile_eg_SG_t500.htm)

http://www.samsungelectronics.com/mea/samsung-uae/samsunguae_files/SGH_t500.gif

It's delicately cut edges give brilliance comparable to a diamond, reflecting eternal beauty. Sleek, slim and compact, it allows for a silky and velvet-like touch. Just like a treasure chest, with valuable memories inside, the SGH-T500 is a 21st century jewel, which completes communication for all the descendents of Eve.

Features for Women
- Biorhythm
- Fatness Index
- Calorie Calculator
- Pink Schedule
- Menstruation

[AtheistArchon]

- Fatness index?? Pink schedule?? :eek:

[Kiri]

Isn't this a bit like those Detroit auto designers in the '50's who produced "women's" cars that were similarly patronizing?

[arcticpenguin]

Yes, can someone please explain pink schedule, given that it is apparently not synonymous with menstruation cycle?

[zakur]

All I know is that I don't want to be anywhere near this phone when it menstruates.

What in blazes is a Pink Schedule?

Critical article about these phones. (http://www.ivillage.co.uk/computers/experts/gadget/articles/0,,110_183871,00.html)

Apparently a Pink Schedule is one that calculates when a girl is menstruating and when she is fertile. HA! HA! HA! That method sure worked for me and my wife to prevent pregnancy!

For calculating calories burned during physical activity, they have ten activities a woman might perform, and how many calories she will burn doing them. Among those 10 are Cleaning, Cooking, and Chattering.

So there really is a Business Time Machine!

[Kiri]

Originally posted by zakur
All I know is that I don't want to be anywhere near this phone when it menstruates.

No problem, just hit the "Meno-pause" button! :D

[Brown]

Perhaps this will clear it up:To the lady appreciation, the Pink Schedule very usefulness harmony for daily diary. With conveniently and elegantly, the Pink Schedule pleasant reminder to menstruation and fertility. Too, gently tone sounds for intimate need. Look! Every ladies yearn the valuable comfort of the Pink Schedule! All right, I confess, I made this up. But for a second, you thought it was real, didn't you?

[PinkRabbit]

Wow, look, something to make me hate cell phones even more.

Barb

[Kiri]

Originally posted by Brown
Perhaps this will clear it up: All right, I confess, I made this up. But for a second, you thought it was real, didn't you?

That reads exactly like the package insert from the last vibrator I bought.

No thanks, she has several of those.

Oh, it's a phone.

[kittynh]

Really that thing is outright gross. It looks like something that would be sold on Home Shopping Network...

[Roadtoad]

Gee, if you had a leather cover for it, it would look so BUTCH!