PygmyPlaidGiraffe
28th March 2003, 04:00 PM
From watching his address to the Iraqi people and combatants I have observed that Saddam has successfully attained PODIUM CAPABILITY.
Bush's administration has maintained for a while that Saddam's Regime was approaching PODIUM CAPABILITY. The administration now has definitive proof that within the last week or so the near impossible task has been completed by Iraqi scientists.
Countries such as France and Russia doubted that a single Podium would ever be found in Iraq.
Russian statesmen contend that the so-called "podium" that Saddam stood behind was a nothing but an elaborate doctoring of footage by the Americans.
Podiums, as we all know, are chic and essential for spokespersons, CEOs, leaders of democratic nations, and the floors of stock exchanges. They are also essential for the sole purpose of CNNs cameras to have something to focus on while waiting for a spokesperson to approach one to give a much anticipated press release.
North American viewers are quite familiar with the standard PODIUM. CNN viewers have been known to comment in a recent poll: "The White House podium is real nice, I can sit in front of the TV and be placated by its simple yet elegant, functional form for hours."
In a bold move Saddam, without first thoroughly and rigourously testing it, delivered the speach from a PODIUM, shocking the world.
A thorough investigation needs to be done to determine
whom or what siditious group gave the Regime the plans (the US had long suspected the Iraqis lacked the technology and scientific know how to develop a podium on there own) to develop it's own PODIUM.
An effort needs to be made to destroy Iraqs ability to create more podiums.
Saddam is suspected of using the Oil for Food program to fund the development of the PODIUM. A United Nations spokesperson, despite not standing behind a podium to give her statement added weight, stated "The Iraqi people need nourishment and water, not PODIUMs."
This is PPG reporting
From the Veldt.
Bush's administration has maintained for a while that Saddam's Regime was approaching PODIUM CAPABILITY. The administration now has definitive proof that within the last week or so the near impossible task has been completed by Iraqi scientists.
Countries such as France and Russia doubted that a single Podium would ever be found in Iraq.
Russian statesmen contend that the so-called "podium" that Saddam stood behind was a nothing but an elaborate doctoring of footage by the Americans.
Podiums, as we all know, are chic and essential for spokespersons, CEOs, leaders of democratic nations, and the floors of stock exchanges. They are also essential for the sole purpose of CNNs cameras to have something to focus on while waiting for a spokesperson to approach one to give a much anticipated press release.
North American viewers are quite familiar with the standard PODIUM. CNN viewers have been known to comment in a recent poll: "The White House podium is real nice, I can sit in front of the TV and be placated by its simple yet elegant, functional form for hours."
In a bold move Saddam, without first thoroughly and rigourously testing it, delivered the speach from a PODIUM, shocking the world.
A thorough investigation needs to be done to determine
whom or what siditious group gave the Regime the plans (the US had long suspected the Iraqis lacked the technology and scientific know how to develop a podium on there own) to develop it's own PODIUM.
An effort needs to be made to destroy Iraqs ability to create more podiums.
Saddam is suspected of using the Oil for Food program to fund the development of the PODIUM. A United Nations spokesperson, despite not standing behind a podium to give her statement added weight, stated "The Iraqi people need nourishment and water, not PODIUMs."
This is PPG reporting
From the Veldt.