Inexplicable Curse strikes movie diabolists!

["V"]

Now this is uncanny and I defy any of you so called skeptics to explain this.

The Curse of the Exorcist:

Gonzalo Gavira who created the sound effects for hellish blasphemifilm “The Exorcist� has died mysteriously at the age of just 79 a mere 32 years after pledging his alliegance to dark forces by taking part in the film.

Couple that with the similarly mysterious demise of Mercedes McCambridge (who provided the voice of the possessing demon) in March 2004 at the frighteningly young age of 85 and we begin to see an alarming and inexplicable trend developing.

Obviously this is a judgement on those rash enough to dabble with the powers of darkness.

(/irony)

[Hawk one]

I'm absolutely baffled beyond words. I simply have no evidence against this. I will now forsake my previous premetaphiloquasipostneoquantumpseudoscienceskepti cism, and instead become a True Believer. Jesus is dowsing for water with his paranormal UFO together with Elvis!

["V"]

Splendid. My new-religious-movement will be up and running in the next few days and I'm glad to welcome you aboard. If there are any doctrines you particularly want including just let me know.

Voluntary love gift donations are always welcome (bearing in mind that those who do not feel moved to donate are obviously lacking in cosmic brotherhood, but again I assert this is a voluntary gift) and should be sent via Western Union.

[kookbreaker]

Hey! Powers of darkness are moving on a geological time scale it would seem.

WHO DISTURBS MY HEINOUS BLISS!!!?

[sackett]

You can't scare me. I saw that movie when it first came out, and I'm still aliv

[Garrette]

Originally posted by Sackett:

You can't scare me. I saw that movie when it first came out, and I'm still aliv

No you're not.

["V"]

LOOK I've been to Western Union several times today and still no love-gift donations to my new religious movement.

Can I quickly go over the essentials.

1) These gifts are *entirely* voluntary
2) Making these donations are a great outward sign of your inner enlightenment and show that you are truly in tune with the great cosmic brotherhood/sisterhood vibe thing that we all like really need and appreciate and so on.
3) People who aren't in tune with the great cosmic brotherhood/sisterhood vibe thing that we all like really need and appreciate and so on tend to be subject to really heavy negative forces that are totally unpleasant and like counter productive *eg those people in the story I posted what died unexpectedly*
4) I really need the money to further the cause of the great cosmic etc etc
5) Blatantly, the more and quicker you donate the more wise and spiritual you really are. Money is evil, etcetera, and only your eternal guru (me) has the enlightenment needed to handle it safely. Don't let your neighbour think he/she is more enlightened than you! Donate quickly for maximum woo-kudos.

Come on disciples, get your arses into gear. Don't make me go all "wrath" on your collective bottoms.

[sackett]

Originally posted by "V"
. . . Don't make me go all "wrath" on your collective bottoms.

You still don't scare me, pal. Dead men have no assets.

["V"]

That's what you think. I've got a pen and I'm not afraid to use it.

(muses for a second)



Got it!



Chapter 23: Purgatory...

I'll get back to you soon "No Asset" fool! We'll see who has the last laugh

:hit:

[sackett]

Did I type "assets?" Sorry; the t didn't belong in there.