quote of the day from forums I watch

[geni]

Does anyone here believe in werewolves. I do because my friend is one. He says that he isn't, but I've seen him turn into one. He bit me, but I didn't turn into a werewolf yet so I don't think that I am going to. If anyone here wants to talk about werewolves or have websites with cool werewolf pictures, I'll be here.

http://www.thesupernaturalworld.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=1942&st=90

[Rolfe]

If we knew for a fact that the poster was more than seven years old, it might be more amusing....

Rolfe.

[Nex]

About 10 years ago, I dated a man that truly believed werewolves existed. At the time, he was 18 or 19 I think.

I was pretty wooey then, but that was even too much for me...

[The Don]

Originally posted by Nex
About 10 years ago, I dated a man that truly believed werewolves existed. At the time, he was 18 or 19 I think.

I was pretty wooey then, but that was even too much for me...
Presumably he thought that they were awooooooooooooooey :D

[geni]

Originally posted by Rolfe
If we knew for a fact that the poster was more than seven years old, it might be more amusing....

Rolfe.

Ammusing no. Worrying yes. I mean I can understand being interested in the paranormal but...

(for the record I think the author is a tweenager)

[jj]

Originally posted by geni
http://www.thesupernaturalworld.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=1942&st=90

Holy toledo, where do you find these people? :o

I don't know what your "field" of "real work" is, but it sounds like you find stuff as outrageous as I see daily in the audio industry.

Where? Wolf! :p

[Ashles]

I Was a Teenage Werewolf. Another MST3K classic (starring a terrifyingly young Michael Landon).

http://members.aol.com/papaholdy/pics/809sm.jpg

"The good thing about Werewolves is they scoop their own poop."

[WildCat]

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

His hair was perfect.

[c4ts]

Yep, I'm a werewolf too. Every day I wake up with scars and bruises I don't recognize.

Wait, those aren't scars! Those are the impressions left over from sleeping against the wall. Well, uh, after I went on a killing spree in my protean state, I fell asleep against the wall. The fact that I moved PROVES I am a werewolf.

[Donn]

Does anyone here believe in werewolves. I do because my friend is one. He says that he isn't, but I've seen him turn into one. He bit me, but I didn't turn into a werewolf yet so I don't think that I am going to. If anyone here wants to talk about werewolves or have websites with cool werewolf pictures, I'll be here.

I wish you would point-out to the hairy tweenager that he is in real danger: When his friend thought he wasn't one, but was seen to change, it obviously means one can be a werewolf without thinking you are one!

Good grief! I don't think I'm a werewolf... Ahhhhhhhhh!

:D

[Terry]

I used to be a werewolf.... but I'm alright nouuuuuooooowwww!!!

</very_old_joke>
--Terry.

[Nex]

Originally posted by c4ts
Yep, I'm a werewolf too. Every day I wake up with scars and bruises I don't recognize.

Wait, those aren't scars! Those are the impressions left over from sleeping against the wall. Well, uh, after I went on a killing spree in my protean state, I fell asleep against the wall. The fact that I moved PROVES I am a werewolf.
If you went on a killing spree in your protean state, wouldn't that make you a weremeoba?

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Nex
If you went on a killing spree in your protean state, wouldn't that make you a weremeoba?

No, the protean state is that extended period of time when I'm in the process of transformation, so I have both human and wolf features. That's the best time to do the killing.

Unless...


I AM THE GREAT WEREMEOBA! I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH MY MIGHTY... uh... what is it those blasted unicellular organisms have these days... MY MIGHTY ORGANELLES! Yes, I will float around mightly and absorb random crap! You will never penetrate the invincible wall of tiny hair!

[Zep]

Originally posted by WildCat
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

His hair was perfect. He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent. Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair. Better stay away from him - he'll rip your lungs out, Jim. I'd like to meet his tailor...

[Azrael 5]

The forum that geni watches could fill this board with quotes on a daily basis! Every other member has" seen spirit" or is psychic/medium.Perhaps this topic could be updated with new quotes. :D

[geni]

Originally posted by Azrael 5
The forum that geni watches could fill this board with quotes on a daily basis! Every other member has" seen spirit" or is psychic/medium.Perhaps this topic could be updated with new quotes. :D

Things are pretty quite right now. The hollow earth guy appears to have given up.

Edited to chage flat to hollow

[Jas]

Man, I don't have any friends nearly as cool as a werwolf. They're all things like baristas and receptionists.

Sigh. I am clearly hanging out with the wrong crowd.

[geni]

Ok todays is


what abilities do you have?

i have telepathy, empathy, micro-pk, biokinesis, psi manipulation, astral projection, some clairvoyance, some precognition, some cryokinesis, and i can see auras.

http://www.thesupernaturalworld.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=5723&st=0&p=51466&#entry51466

For the record the author claims to be 15.

[Yahweh]

How many of yall are very tempted to respond to that post with "I have all that and I'm a necromancer".

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Yahweh
How many of yall are very tempted to respond to that post with "I have all that and I'm a necromancer".

And I also have five levels of Mystic Theruge!

[geni]

Then this is has nothing to do with spirits. Have you ever considered that it could be Alien abduction?

http://www.thesupernaturalworld.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=6550&hl=