Science is God, God is science

[Denise]

It's all basically the same thing. For instance, antibiotics are really just little angels that give the white blood cells ammo to fight the bacteria.

[Patricio Elicer]

To me God is the set of all laws of nature. All in all we owe our existance to that implacable God. The laws of nature created the universe, the stars, the earth and us. Where do the laws of nature come from?,.. only God knows :D

[neutrino_cannon]

Originally posted by Patricio Elicer
To me God is the set of all laws of nature. All in all we owe our existance to that implacable God. The laws of nature created the universe, the stars, the earth and us. Where do the laws of nature come from?,.. only God knows :D

Which would mean that the study of the laws of nature would be... a holy ocupation?

[Patricio Elicer]

Originally posted by neutrino_cannon
Which would mean that the study of the laws of nature would be... a holy ocupation? Science is the only true religion, scientists are the priests, and laboratories are the temples.

[Denise]

Thank You brother Patricio, my buff priest of the new religion. You speaketh the truth. There is no science that is without the approval of our Father.

By the way! I found this really cool website that speaks the truth. It's called Answers in Genesis. It's awesome. :)

[Patricio Elicer]

Originally posted by Denise
By the way! I found this really cool website that speaks the truth. It's called Answers in Genesis. It's awesome. :) Ohhh thank you Sister Denise. I will forever remember this day, Apr 1st, 2003 as the day of revelation

[BlackBetta]

James Randi is a fraud.

Ok, against by better judgement I have to ask....is this a bit of sarcasm or
is there something behind it. Your replies don't seem to place you with the 'out there' woowoo crowd.

[neutrino_cannon]

Originally posted by BlackBetta


Ok, against by better judgement I have to ask....is this a bit of sarcasm or
is there something behind it. Your replies don't seem to place you with the 'out there' woowoo crowd.

Do you not comprehend, the importance of this enlightening day, April the first? For on his day the undercover agent Denise was able to... well, just see the banter section actualy, that would save a lot of explaining on my part.

Spank! Spank! Spank!

[Brown]

Originally posted by Denise
It's all basically the same thing. For instance, antibiotics are really just little angels that give the white blood cells ammo to fight the bacteria. Heavens! It's all so clear now!

This explains why the CDC is passing the collection plate!

[BlackBetta]

Originally posted by neutrino_cannon


Do you not comprehend, the importance of this enlightening day, April the first?

Spank! Spank! Spank!

Dooh!! :eek: April 1st, I forgot.
I'll accept that spanking.....as long as it's gentle.

Originally posted by Denise
It's all basically the same thing. For instance, antibiotics are really just little angels that give the white blood cells ammo to fight the bacteria.


Even though it is an Apr. 1st joke thread, this is very deep (not in specifics, but in a general idea).

[Questioninggeller]

Originally posted by Denise
It's all basically the same thing. For instance, antibiotics are really just little angels that give the white blood cells ammo to fight the bacteria.

You're just playing word games. Those are metaphors for what you really mean.

That's like saying, my TV is news.

[Interesting Ian]

Originally posted by Denise
It's all basically the same thing. For instance, antibiotics are really just little angels that give the white blood cells ammo to fight the bacteria.

No, science is the study of God's activity.

[Crossbow]

And while studying science, do not forget that god scattered all of those fossils around just to test our faith!

:p

[BillHoyt]

Originally posted by Denise
Thank You brother Patricio, my buff priest of the new religion. You speaketh the truth. There is no science that is without the approval of our Father.

Things get really difficult, though, when you take into account the great Randi revelation that God is a cabbage that lives in Duluth and speaks French. The serious theological implications of this are numerous. To cite just a few:

o God is a cabbage
Cabbage is best served as coleslaw
Therefore, God should be served as coleslaw

o God is Truth
God is a cabbage
Therefore, Truth should be shredded

o God is a cabbage
Cabbage is best served as coleslaw
Therefore, the hidden meaning of coleslaw must be "Cole's law," making God's hidden name "Cole."

o God's name is Cole
God is "King of Kings"
Therefore, Nat King Cole must have been God on Earth, and we all missed the true meaning of his name.

o Fortunately, we still have his music and his daughter.

Cheers,

[BillyJoe]

Originally posted by Interesting Ian
No, science is the study of God's activity. Good one Ian :D :D :D

Oh, wait......you're not one of the "in crowd" :o

[garys_2k]

Originally posted by Denise
It's all basically the same thing. For instance, antibiotics are really just little angels that give the white blood cells ammo to fight the bacteria.
You know, when I woke up this morning I thought the same thing! Funny what difference a day makes. :)