I got a job with Dyncorp!

[OdderMensch]

It's great, i'm gonna help America win the drug war! Drugs are ruining this fine nation of ours. It won't be till the last marijuana plant wilts from my arial spray that I will be content.

[Russ]

Don't stop there. Go for the tobacco plants next.

[OdderMensch]

Then, the Coffee bean!

[Denise]

I think you should spray Estimated Prophet first.

[Thumbo]

Originally posted by OdderMensch
Then, the Coffee bean!
You can have my coffee when you take it from my cold, shaking hands.

[schplurg]

I hope this is an April fools joke...the DEA sure is a joke.

[OdderMensch]

You won't find them so funny when they break down your door in the middle of the night.

You'll whine and complain and say "Hey, this isn't even the my adress on the warrent!" But of course, even if they did make a mistake, if they keep one 'bone' from the hands of our troops, well it was worth it.

[schplurg]

Hehe ok ok. Wasn't sure if you were starting a "war against drugs" thread or not. I'm sure there's plenty in the archives or whatever, so I'll just say congrats on the new job :) Having a job these days is becoming a rare thing in the US. Good luck!

If you do want a drug war debate, I'll be happy to participate though.